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God I hate this fucking thing's design.

Actually, that's not even true. I could forgive the design if it were posed decently. Why the fuck did they have to make it spread legs with an arm thrust between its thighs?

I'm so mad I had to wait this long for a fucking fire/poison and this is the best they came up with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 05:57:08 No.30403103 Report

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>>30403079
it's wafting the fumes and doing the come hither motion anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 05:58:41 No.30403146 Report

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I want to fuck the dominant personality out of a Salazzle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 05:59:20 No.30403161 Report

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>>30403079
>Why the fuck did they have to make it spread legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 05:59:49 No.30403175 Report

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>>30402944
Sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:00:11 No.30403181 Report

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>>30403146
anon she will most likely enjoy it

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:01:58 No.30403221 Report

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>>30403079

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:03:29 No.30403262 Report

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>>30403181
that's fine too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:05:28 No.30403333 Report

Quoted By: >>30403362 >>30403979

I prefer the quadrupedal pose when it attacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:06:18 No.30403362 Report

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>>30403333
QUADS WASTED

GET OUT REEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:27:50 No.30403979 Report

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>>30403333
It looks pretty cool, yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:44:32 No.30404354 Report

Quoted By: >>30404419 >>30404484

What's the point of those skin ribbons? There's even chunks missing from her back where they fold back in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:47:05 No.30404419 Report

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>>30404354
handles for fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:49:45 No.30404484 Report

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>>30404354
pre-evo's loose skin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:51:14 No.30404514 Report

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>>30403161
Lizards spread their legs to move

They dont have the same bone structure as mammals

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:53:05 No.30404561 Report

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what do you think her preferred penis size is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:54:15 No.30404583 Report

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>trapinch used mud slap

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 06:57:35 No.30404648 Report

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>>30404583
>You are in a bar and this trapinch mud slap's your salazzle's ass
>what do you do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:00:31 No.30404696 Report

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>>30404648

Punt it like a soccer ball.

So what do you guys like to nickname your sala-girl?

Only name I could come up with is Nabooru.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:02:16 No.30404726 Report

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>>30404696
Venus.

In reference to both the goddess AND the planet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:02:25 No.30404730 Report

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>>30404696
Named it Hot Mama

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:02:35 No.30404738 Report

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>>30404696
One I went in-game with is named Natrali. might just give that to the eventual competitive one as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:03:03 No.30404744 Report

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>>30404696
I named mine Elizabeth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:03:38 No.30404760 Report

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>>30404696
I decided on Pheromoan before the reveal of UB-02 Beauty's actual name and I'm not changing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:04:09 No.30404769 Report

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>>30404696
named mine BBCONLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:04:41 No.30404780 Report

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>>30404696
I named it SIutlazzle (capital i instead of l for profanity filter )

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:19:04 No.30405048 Report

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>>30404696
Helen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:22:34 No.30405110 Report

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>>30404696
Named mine Razzledazzle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:22:48 No.30405113 Report

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>>30404760
go to bed lillian

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:25:37 No.30405163 Report

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>>30402944
SOURCE PLEASE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:25:43 No.30405166 Report

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>>30404696
Vex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:27:42 No.30405194 Report

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>>30404696
Camilla

My other option was Widowmaker

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:33:11 No.30405276 Report

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>>30404648
Mud wrestling time.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:34:35 No.30405298 Report

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>>30404696
Bayonetta

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:35:21 No.30405307 Report

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>>30404696
Hellgender
Mostly because I'm upset we don't have an actual hellbender Pokemon and because women are demons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:38:17 No.30405354 Report

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>>30403221
Are you retarded?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:41:59 No.30405415 Report

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Completely safe for work.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:42:08 No.30405418 Report

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>>30405113
I don't know who that is and thought I was clever for coming up with the name on my own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:53:24 No.30405582 Report

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>>30403979
This is my favorite fanart so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:55:31 No.30405613 Report

Quoted By: >>30405667

>>30402419
Salazzle reminds me a lot of Bayonetta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 07:57:50 No.30405667 Report

Quoted By: >>30405713

>>30405613
>>30405298

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 08:01:35 No.30405713 Report

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>>30405667
Well i'll be danmmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 08:04:34 No.30405762 Report

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>>30404760
>not Whoremoans

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2016 08:24:20 No.30406007 Report

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Named my neruotoxin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jul 2017 23:05:56 No.30406007,1 Report Delete

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I love that lizard. I wouldn't knock "the dominant personality out of a Salazzle" because even as a male I like a more dominant female, but I wouldn't be submissive all the time that's boring. I'd act dominant sometimes to indulge her.

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