/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #30433764

[16 / 5 / ?]

26KiB, 169x203, ace.png

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO

ITT: we write pokemon-related poems

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 05:55:23 No.30433764 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30436112 >>30436155 >>30436156 >>30438065 >>30438109

she has no style
she has no grace
this loli has
a funny face

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 08:24:49 No.30436112 Report

Quoted By:

>>30433764
That loli has an ugly face

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1208120947124.png, 49KiB, 169x203

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 08:28:44 No.30436155 Report

Quoted By: >>30436395

>>30433764
she has no style
she has no grace
this loli has
no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 08:28:56 No.30436156 Report

Quoted By: >>30436217

>>30433764
She's a little girl
pedos want to fuck her
even though she's a cartoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 08:34:12 No.30436217 Report

Quoted By: >>30436452 >>30436465

>>30436156
Learn to Haiku better, m8.

Here.
She's a little girl.
Pedophiles want to fuck her
Even though it's fall

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 08:37:08 No.30436245 Report

Quoted By:

Oh, Malie Garden
I just want a Politoed
Please go fuck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 08:38:04 No.30436254 Report

Quoted By:

There once was a guy
By the name of Decidueye
He jumped, flew and ran
Impressed many with his wingspan

One day, he made the scene
Through leaks and Serebii
Eventually to the realm of /vp/
Where many thought he held high speed

And with the release of Sun and Moon
His debut was finally soon
But in the end there wasn't much to see
For he ended up being slower than Magby

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 08:51:36 No.30436395 Report

Quoted By:

>>30436155

let's replace "no" with "a missing" to remain true to the rhythm and meter of our lord and savior lanky kong

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 08:56:20 No.30436452 Report

Quoted By:

>>30436217
Your haiku was weak
even though you tried your best
haggis and tatties

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 08:57:22 No.30436465 Report

Quoted By:

>>30436217
5
8
5
you need to git gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 09:05:50 No.30436549 Report

Quoted By: >>30436585 >>30436680

There once was a lass from Alola
who possessed very large areola
they called her "Miltank"
so she drank and she drank
till she felt like an Alomomola

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1480477994044.png, 63KiB, 800x430

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 09:08:34 No.30436585 Report

Quoted By:

>>30436549
I like this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 09:13:45 No.30436652 Report

Quoted By:

There was a Picknicker named Liz
Who young trainer Gold said was his
He beat up her bunny
Took all her money
Then covered her cunny in jizz

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 09:16:22 No.30436680 Report

Quoted By:

>>30436549
Ohh.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1478830400320.jpg, 467KiB, 2078x2107

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 11:23:35 No.30438065 Report

Quoted By:

>>30433764
There once was a chiken
a figthing mon she needed
so she traveled to hoen
and got a Blaziken

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO IMG_6632.png, 98KiB, 500x500

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 11:27:11 No.30438109 Report

Quoted By:

>>30433764
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, why you eat so much malasada?

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches

ITT: we write pokemon-related poems