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Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 18:50:27 No.30445654 View View Reply Original Report

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After 18 years it's still a mystery...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 18:51:33 No.30445675 Report

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>>30445654
maybe the Pokemon had sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 18:51:55 No.30445680 Report

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>>30445654
bait thread

he wants people to reply with "20 years"
but breeding was introduced in gen 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 18:52:15 No.30445688 Report

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>>30445654
someday they will make a mythical stork pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 18:52:21 No.30445691 Report

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>>30445654
Hey Mom, Dad where do babies come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:03:57 No.30445903 Report

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They dont want to introduce sex to little kids so it's a "mystery".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:04:39 No.30445920 Report

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>>30445688
Isn't there already a life pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:05:01 No.30445929 Report

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>>30445688
Pelipper

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:06:33 No.30445958 Report

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>>30445680
Then he obviously didn't you retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:06:45 No.30445965 Report

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>>30445654
>>30445903
>your character is eleven
>the adults who work don't want to tell you about the birds and a the bees
>it's a mystery!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:07:08 No.30445978 Report

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>>30445680
The 20 years relates more to the original release in JP. North America got hit with Pokemania in 98/99. G/S came out in 1999/2000. So really, eggs have been a mystery for 16-17 years, not 20.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:08:33 No.30446004 Report

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>>30445965
>B/W
>Characters are 15 and well into puberty
>Still haven't been told birds/bees

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:08:35 No.30446006 Report

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>>30445654
GF has been pushing a game about sex slavering for close to 20 years now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:09:00 No.30446017 Report

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>>30445654
Do you mean you know what happens?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:11:14 No.30446080 Report

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Did you ever see her go inside and get the egg? She just crosses her arms like she's upset she was burdened with this mystery egg. Wouldn't you be upset and confused every single time this happened to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:13:42 No.30446162 Report

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I want to breed with the cowgirl and giver her babies!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:14:58 No.30446199 Report

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These assholes don't even properly understand why Pokemon evolve, why is it so hard to accept they genuinely don't understand where eggs come from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:15:55 No.30446223 Report

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It's why the daycare children in ORAS seem far more surprised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:16:10 No.30446228 Report

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>>30445654
I'd be pretty damn mystified if I found a Miltank holding an egg. It's aggressively mammalian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:17:26 No.30446264 Report

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>>30445654
You see, nintendo don´t wants us to ask more questions about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:18:20 No.30446280 Report

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>>30446199
>tfw we saw in HGSS where pokemon eggs come from

>having to describe THAT to a child

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:18:29 No.30446285 Report

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IT CAME FROM HER FUCKING PUSSY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:19:40 No.30446310 Report

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>Obviously Mammal egg groups
>Eggs
THAT'S the mystery

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:21:08 No.30446346 Report

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>>30445654
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9mhsDkOiod4

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:21:58 No.30446371 Report

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>>30445965
>Hey kid, your pokemon fucked. You want this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:22:20 No.30446383 Report

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>>30446004
>They've been told and possibly even done it before.
>But the random adults they meet and work with don't know this and try to nurture some semblance of purity.
>Meanwhile Serena and Caelum are eye-rolling internally every time the daycare worker says "We don't know!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:23:00 No.30446406 Report

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>>30446280
What if it turns out every pokemon has to do that when they have an egg, not just Arceus

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:23:38 No.30446418 Report

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Didn't they once say that the Pokemon just dance around each other and an egg magically appears?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:24:05 No.30446425 Report

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>>30446418
Pretty sure that's Viva Pinata

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:26:22 No.30446475 Report

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>>30445688
>legendary stork is the cause of all eggs
>ability gives 10x hatching speed
>acts as a Ditto in the day care

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:29:59 No.30446571 Report

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>>30446383
>>30446004
>it's actually an in-game meme and joke amongst daycare-workers/breeders
>little kids think it's a mystery
>older characters keep repeating it as a joke
>'Mommy, how are baby pokemon made?'
>'It's a mystery'
>everyone laughs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:30:31 No.30446586 Report

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>>30446310
There are species of mammals that lay eggs you ignorant fucking troglodyte. Jesus Christ, does your mother regret not aborting you or did she already kill herself from having to raise such a stupid child?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 19:57:42 No.30447219 Report

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>>30446586
Don't bully people for knowing the weird exceptions to most rules. Schools these days don't teach about exceptions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 20:55:10 No.30448669 Report

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>>30446346
>>30446406
>Care workers dealing with this on a daily basis while they do mundane stuff like clean up pokemon shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 21:02:39 No.30448886 Report

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>>30446586
Is there species of cows that lay eggs? No? Didn't think so. Just because a fucking platypus exists doesn't mean as a general rule mammals don't lay eggs.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 21:51:10 No.30450092 Report

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I think the real mystery is how objectmons breed. How do Klefki and Probopass make a babby?

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Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 21:55:55 No.30450196 Report

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It's kind of like THAT Arceus event but with less mindfuck and involves 2 Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 22:21:04 No.30450824 Report

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>>30446418
That's Chao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 22:23:36 No.30450883 Report

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>>30450092
Insert key

unlock babby

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 22:26:06 No.30450940 Report

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>>30450883
But where does it stick the key? Up Probo's schnozz?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 22:26:25 No.30450945 Report

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>>30446371
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 22:34:51 No.30451137 Report

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>>30445929
Pelipper is a pelican.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 22:38:51 No.30451233 Report

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>>30445654
>It's a total mystery where it came from
Okay, now they're just being sarcastic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 22:42:15 No.30451316 Report

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>>30445680
Are you actually retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 22:44:33 No.30451364 Report

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>>30445680
>being correct is bait these days
You have to be over 18 to browse 4chan.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Dec 2016 22:48:29 No.30451480 Report

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Chansey's dex entry in Stadium

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