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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:31:57 No.30460637 View View Reply Original Report

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What would be on Guzma's criminal record?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:42:21 No.30460923 Report

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>>30460637
Assault with a weapon

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:42:51 No.30460938 Report

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:43:25 No.30460955 Report

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Tampering with the fabric of reality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:44:08 No.30460976 Report

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Breaking and entering

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:47:05 No.30461062 Report

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>>30460637
petty vandalism and theft (of slowpoke tails).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:47:38 No.30461073 Report

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>>30460637
Theft, underage posession of alcohol, posession of illicit substances, that's about it. He's a good boy, he'd never hurt anyone, just take their stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:48:01 No.30461085 Report

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Charges include , pedophilia, public intoxication, endangerment of a minor, possesion of child pornography, DUI, drug trafficking, sexual assault, grand theft auto, and attempted murder.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:48:12 No.30461088 Report

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>>30460637
Guzma is NOT a criminal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:49:32 No.30461118 Report

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The guy has a legitimate hip-hop career, might even go bigger than Eminem in the future. Criminal my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:50:33 No.30461150 Report

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>>30461088
kek, I remember that thread

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:50:45 No.30461158 Report

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>>30460637
rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:51:01 No.30461167 Report

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Don't know that he'd have a criminal record, more like he's on every renter blacklist and has a shitload of warnings, fines and complaints from the local council.

>Damaging property and personal items
>Petty theft
>Personal threats
>Purchasing (/stealing) alcohol and cigarettes both as a minor, and for minors
>Possession and distribution of illicit drugs
>Noise complaints
>Public nuisance/drunk and disorderly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:51:33 No.30461179 Report

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stealing my heart

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:53:10 No.30461240 Report

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SUSPECTED

RAPIST

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:53:59 No.30461265 Report

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>>30460637
Assault (with charisma)
Battery (raised too many Charjabugs)
Breaking and entering (into my heart)
Theft (see previous)

He has the right to remain sexy
Anything he says can and will be used to hold him against me
If he cant afford an attorney he'll be appointed a cell mate
Me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:54:02 No.30461267 Report

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>>30461167
This.

Guzma seems like the type of guy that would just be a public annoyance, not like legit mob boss or some shit.

He the guy high schoolers call if they want booze.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:54:22 No.30461274 Report

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statutory rape if i have anything to say about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:55:04 No.30461296 Report

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Someone needs to mod this guy into GTA V

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:56:13 No.30461330 Report

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>>30461240
>rapist

If anything, Guzma's the one getting raped by mommy's tentacle dick.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:57:05 No.30461358 Report

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 04:58:03 No.30461392 Report

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>>30461330
He's so shit at being a criminal that when he goes to rape someone, he's the one that ends up getting fucked in the ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:03:35 No.30461550 Report

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creating dank memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:05:27 No.30461605 Report

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>>30461167
this seems about the most legit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:06:57 No.30461640 Report

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Everybody send in FBI tips about some guy in Hawaii named Guzma who keeps selling booze/weed to kids and is involved in gang activity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:16:52 No.30461869 Report

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Attempting to join ISIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:23:55 No.30462009 Report

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indecent exposure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:26:10 No.30462042 Report

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>>30462009
>imagining Guzma drunk as fuck
>streaking down a street

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:28:03 No.30462074 Report

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>>30460637
From everything he's done in the game without stupid headcanons: Vandalism, property theft, organized crime, and kidnapping (assuming stealing Pokémon is considered kidnapping)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:30:03 No.30462111 Report

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>>30462074
>stealing Pokémon is considered kidnapping

pretty sure that's property theft too bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:30:08 No.30462113 Report

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>>30460637
Guzma's criminal record is 0-12, likely 0-13 come the 12th.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:33:12 No.30462169 Report

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>>30462111
Nice trips
I dunno but Pokémon are often considered more than just pets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:33:34 No.30462175 Report

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>>30460637
This guy tries to sell you a bag of weed for a low low price.

What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:38:07 No.30462256 Report

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>>30460637
Being absolutely cute :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:46:32 No.30462406 Report

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loitering

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:52:22 No.30462510 Report

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>>30462175
Take the weed, offer to suck his dick, love him forever, marry him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:55:17 No.30462557 Report

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>>30462510
what are you fucking gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:56:01 No.30462574 Report

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>>30461167
>providing alcohol and cigarettes to minors
>distribution of drugs
>no criminal records

Do you live in Ethiopia?

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:56:19 No.30462582 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSZ25ikUKVY

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 05:59:01 No.30462634 Report

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>>30462557
>not wanting to marry guzma

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 06:54:32 No.30463693 Report

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psyichal assault with a weapon
golfclub

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 07:03:24 No.30463862 Report

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>>30463693
it was guzma with golfclub on route 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 07:05:04 No.30463892 Report

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First-degree jaywalking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 07:14:51 No.30464077 Report

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>>30463892
Holy fuck that's some serious shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 09:44:42 No.30466180 Report

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>>30461179
this
he stole mine too..................

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