Rhydon is fucking terrible. You'd think the first "Rhino" Pokemon would look more like a Rhino. Rhinos do not stand on two feet or have giant tails. I dare you to find a real life rhino that looks even a little bit like this fucker.

And the fuck is up with those horns? They're so inconsistent; why is one of them a realistic horn but the other one a fucking drill? It's so gay.

They should have called it "Magjyor" or something. Of course there's no real life animal that has a name similar to Magjyor, but if there was it would almost certainly look more like whatever the fuck Rhydon is than it would a Rhinoceros.