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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 07:21:05 No.30522255 View View Reply Original Report

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>Lusamine keeps a frozen collection of pokemon she loves so that they will never change and remain beautiful always
>Collection includes shit like Slowpoke and Pyukumuku
>Lusamine disowned Gladion and Lillie for not being beautiful enough

Lillie is CANONICALLY less attractive than a Pyukumuku! CANON!

Can you really say Lusamine doesn't know what she's talking about when it comes to beauty?

Lilliefags B T F O!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 07:23:28 No.30522308 Report

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>>30522255
But Pyukumuku is cute as fuck.
>tfw some faggot asshole made a sport of chucking them back into the ocean
I'd burn down the resort and make it a pyukumuku preserve if I could.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 07:24:11 No.30522329 Report

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>>30522255
>Can you really say Lusamine doesn't know what she's talking about when it comes to beauty?
really didn't think that through huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 07:24:25 No.30522331 Report

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>>30522255
Lusamine is also batshit crazy. Ergo, the whole freezing pokemon thing in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 07:24:42 No.30522337 Report

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>>30522255
So...are they fucking dead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 07:25:10 No.30522351 Report

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>>30522255
>pyukumuku
>not adorbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 07:26:34 No.30522378 Report

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>>30522308

>Once a Pyukumuku finds a place it likes, it won’t budge from it. If someone moves it away, back it comes to the same spot. If it runs out of food to eat in that spot, it’ll stay there—and starve. The people of Alola found this so pitiful that they developed a tradition of chucking Pyukumuku back into the food-rich sea whenever they come across any thin-bellied Pyukumuku.

Why do you want to kill all the Pyukumuku?

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 07:26:42 No.30522382 Report

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>>30522255

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 07:28:35 No.30522423 Report

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>>30522378
I thought the guy on the beach that pays you to chuck them said they toss them back because they're unsightly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:05:49 No.30523025 Report

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>>30522337
If you talk to the Grunt in the Lab who gives you the DNA Splicers, Prison Bottle, and Soul Dew, she'll mention wanting to make amends by watching over the frozen Pokemon until the day they can unfreeze them.

So apparently they're not totally dead, but they can't just defrost them right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:09:44 No.30523111 Report

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>>30522255
>Can you really say Lusamine doesn't know what she's talking about when it comes to beauty?

I can if she finds the densest and slowest pokémon alive more attractive than Lillie.

I mean, she's your fucking daughter. You actually wonder why we think you're a bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:14:12 No.30523186 Report

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>>30522255
I'm 100% sure that after that slowpoke gets defrosted it won't feel anything no side effects and will do dumb lazy things again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:17:26 No.30523238 Report

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>>30522423
half dead starving animals are kinda unsightly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:23:47 No.30523346 Report

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>>30522423
Why would throwing a SEA CREATURE back into the ocean where it belongs be a bad thing?
And no, he paid you because they dry themselves up in the sun staying on the beach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:23:52 No.30523348 Report

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>>30523025
>they can't just defrost them right now
Is there a reason for that? Can't be that hard to unfreeze them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:24:29 No.30523356 Report

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>>30522423
not the alolan ppl but tourists

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:26:00 No.30523382 Report

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>>30522378
How the fuck did they survive before human habitation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:28:12 No.30523426 Report

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>>30523382
Obviously, some end up staying in spaces where they can get enough food to survive.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:34:54 No.30523535 Report

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I literally got bummed out and sad when I saw the little Pyuk frozen. I am glad to hear that they're implied to be somewhat alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:35:21 No.30523541 Report

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>>30522337
Try looking for "frozen fish in seconds" in YouTube

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:37:28 No.30523573 Report

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>>30523541
Not him, but all I'm getting are guides on how to clean fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:38:06 No.30523581 Report

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>>30522255
They had beautiful personalities, meaning they did whatever Lusamine told them to do.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:39:43 No.30523611 Report

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If you don't reply "Sleep tight, Pyukumuku" your mother will die in her sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:49:16 No.30523729 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:49:53 No.30523735 Report

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>>30523611
My mummy's already brain-dead.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:52:24 No.30523774 Report

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>>30522255
Pyukumuku is cute, CUTE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 08:57:39 No.30523827 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, pyukumuku

Rosemary 3454-0683-5771

Rosemary 3454-0683-5771 Mon 05 Dec 2016 09:05:38 No.30523923 Report

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>>30523348

It's similar to how we have frozen humans right now, but we're waiting to be able to defrost them.

In practice, it means you can consider them dead. Even if it some day a way to safely cryogenize living beings was found, it would be reliant on a specific way of freezing, meaning that everyone that was frozen the "wrong" way was just dead, but without the decomposition aspect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 09:10:32 No.30523991 Report

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>Lusamine used Sheer Cold

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 09:16:13 No.30524068 Report

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>>30523923
The real problem with cryonics isn't the unfreezing part, actually. It's the how things are frozen. Currently, the problem is that freezing people has a habit of causing the water in them to explode their cells as it solidifies, effectively destroying all their vital functions. It's going to require more than just unfreezing them in the right way for the people currently in cryonic storage to be revived. They're going to need cellular regeneration that simply may not be possible without knowing exactly what their person was like before being frozen, especially when it comes to their brains.

Cooling a person down with freezing temperature can keep them in a sort of "stasis" for a bit if their biological processes are already breaking down, but out right freezing them actually just kills them. Their corpses are just preserved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 09:20:25 No.30524125 Report

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>>30522255
>her collection is filled with slowpoke and pyukumuku
Someone get those guys an ice heal.

Why didn't they just make Lusamine a taxidermist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 09:27:53 No.30524209 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 09:31:28 No.30524261 Report

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>>30523025
>use ice heal
>???
>unfrozen Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 09:38:50 No.30524371 Report

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>>30523735

Man, i want some good fanfic with Lillie dragging her brain-damaged, alternatively domineering and apologetic mom across Kanto. Preferably with some ambiguity of how much bitchiness is residual effects of toxin vs. how much is her mom being a legitimately awful person, and how sincere Lusamine is being in trying to be less terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 09:48:40 No.30524516 Report

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>>30524371
She was apparently a good person in the past, though kids have a somewhat selective memory and people change. It might be interesting to explore the idea that a lot of it was the toxins, but that it actively shaped how her mind works now. And while she is now sober enough to realize who she's become, it's still how her mind reflexives works if she's not making a conscious effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 09:55:31 No.30524611 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight Pyukumuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 10:01:34 No.30524671 Report

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>>30523541
>>30523573
https://youtu.be/iUDlTvEKGvA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 10:05:59 No.30524720 Report

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>>30524671
Jesus christ!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:06:29 No.30526523 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:07:33 No.30526535 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:07:55 No.30526546 Report

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>>30522378
>sea cucumber
>starve
Those lifeforms are very simple compared to us they can live after being cut into pieces due to their incredible regeneration so a sea cucumber starving as all is ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:09:51 No.30526566 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight Pyukumuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:10:03 No.30526567 Report

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>>30522255
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:16:50 No.30526644 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:19:54 No.30526669 Report

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>>30523611
Enjoy your ban
Sleep tight pyukumuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:20:44 No.30526673 Report

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>>30526546
Pyukumuku are pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:27:39 No.30526723 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:31:35 No.30526760 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:33:04 No.30526775 Report

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>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:38:35 No.30526825 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:48:51 No.30526903 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 12:52:24 No.30526946 Report

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>>30526673
No its a sea cucumber, pokemon is basically the same terminology as a kingdom of living things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 13:03:49 No.30527071 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 13:33:19 No.30527435 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 13:35:27 No.30527457 Report

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>>30523611
But that Pyuk doesn't even seem to be comfy.
Whatever. Sleep tight, Pyukumuku.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2016 13:58:22 No.30527755 Report

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>>30523611
Sleep tight, Pyukumuku. My dear sweet cucumber bunny

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