>Lose Kanto curcuit
>Get cucked by a man in a mask
>Try to win wife back by starting this whole Elite 4 thing
>Get 2 kahunas on board
>The Nanu tells you to fuck off since it's Monday, so you have to settle for his niece
>Hapu is too busy sucking off the protag and Lillie in a mud-wrestling 3 way, so you have to settle AGAIN this time for a literal who
>Finally get your league running
>Get ready to finally become champion like you wanted all those years ago
>Protag gets back from his 3 way and creams you with a surfing Raichu, claiming the title you pined after for so long
Being Kukui is suffering
