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We must band together to stop Verlisify from causing World War III! He's got a legion of evil minions creating a virus that can disable hacking software!
How do I know this? Simple deduction. If you rearrange the letters in "Verlisify", you get "Evil Fry Is". But Verlisify isn't his real name, his real name is Tony Verlis Gatto. If you rearrange the letters in that, you get "Steal Voting Tyro", which clearly means that Verlisify rigged the presidential election so that he could distract everyone from his evil plan!
And not only is Verlisify literally Devil Hitler Stalin, but he's also a space warlord from space! And he's doing this to turn the world into a dystopian society where hacking and cheating are outlawed!
It's all true, I tell you! I'm not crazy, you're crazy! It's all an Illuminati conspiracy! Verlisify is the destroyer of worlds!
