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>Be Regigigas
>Creator and leader of the Regis
>Able to move continents and withstand everything that comes to him
>Rightfully a legendary with 670 BST and a stat distribution that could not be any more fantastic
>Awaken from a deep slumber. Get the usual morning stiffness.
>No biggie, happens to everyone, even other legendaries like Groudon and Kyogre.
>Do the usual stretches to warm up before battle.
>Stretch those gargantuan arms and suddenly, it drops like a collapsing bridge.
>I feel weak, and those knees are stiff as fuck too.
>unable to lie down and take a little power nap. Must take deep sleeps only.
>Only after 5 minutes am I able to regain that good ol' Regginator power.
> But I am either already dying or asleep and I just don't know it yet.
>Well, that's only for today, right? Wrong. That happens everytime I come out of that Arceus-forsaken spherical prison.
>Can't do shit anywhere.
>Can't properly punch a bird until 5 minutes after you come out
>Why does this keep happening? Why must I be cursed with such a shitty ability? Pls Gamefreak, have mercy.....
>Creator and leader of the Regis
>Able to move continents and withstand everything that comes to him
>Rightfully a legendary with 670 BST and a stat distribution that could not be any more fantastic
>Awaken from a deep slumber. Get the usual morning stiffness.
>No biggie, happens to everyone, even other legendaries like Groudon and Kyogre.
>Do the usual stretches to warm up before battle.
>Stretch those gargantuan arms and suddenly, it drops like a collapsing bridge.
>I feel weak, and those knees are stiff as fuck too.
>unable to lie down and take a little power nap. Must take deep sleeps only.
>Only after 5 minutes am I able to regain that good ol' Regginator power.
> But I am either already dying or asleep and I just don't know it yet.
>Well, that's only for today, right? Wrong. That happens everytime I come out of that Arceus-forsaken spherical prison.
>Can't do shit anywhere.
>Can't properly punch a bird until 5 minutes after you come out
>Why does this keep happening? Why must I be cursed with such a shitty ability? Pls Gamefreak, have mercy.....
