>>30603731Being the uncreative fuck he was, he would most likely trade the two starters he lacked with a friend, because they are the starters and you can't have a good team without the starters. He would also take in the regional bird because, well, it's the regional bird and you can't... yada yada yada you get the drill.
He would also be pretty disappointed that S/M features not enough new Pokémon for his taste, because the retard thought 'more is better' for too long a time.
Although not aware what a furry was at the time, at the age of 10 he was one for about 4 years already. (He had a huge crush on Maid Marian). The classic waifus (especially Gardevoir or now Tsareena) wouldn't have interested him though as their behaviour seems too human-like and humans (social behaviour, obszessive interest for utterly pointless shit) irritated the fuck out of him.
