>>30610940>Acerola ghost, you can't fuck it and it can't love you
>Lilllieabandons you for kanto boys
>Lusamine sociopathic narcissist who treats all living creatures as toys
>Mallowliteral dudette weed, gets off on making jungle mix
>Golferhas handled so many balls you need to wear a hazmat suit to even shake hands; can swim inside a Muk and not catch anything new
Let's talk about the real best girl, Gladion.
>willing to abandon life of luxury to save a pokemon>has baller poses>has a cool dog>works hard and trains competitively