>>30629481You would have to have a Haze user that can survive a Swords Dance-boosted coverage move and also outspeed any of the common OU/Ubers heavy hitters at +1, which is a tall order. >Just Sash it, well what about rocks or Spikes, which are ubiquitous now?
Faint Attack, Swift, Aero-Ass, etc. pretty much need a Technician boost to be usable and even then only receive STAB so as to be useful on two mons and EVEN THEN lack the damage output so any Minimize user will just fuck your shit up anyway when you fail to significantly damage them.
Smogon isn't banning stuff for no reason, it's because if they allowed all this shit you would have even less freedom because you would have to deal with even more broken cookie-cutter brainless bullshit teams that require even less skill than whatever is the top tier core of this generation, and to deal with this you would have to stack your team with even more required anti-meta shit so in the end you would be free to have maybe two pokemon you actually want to use on your team.
You said "well yeah 6 Dark Voiding Darkrais is gay but that's why they nerfed Dark Void!" Yeah, after three generations. So if Game Fuck never got off their ass and nerfed it you would be at the mercy of that "strategy" forever. And that's lame.
You are advocating that Smogon AG be what everyone plays, and AG is dumb as hell.