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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:12:46 No.30634096 View View Reply Original Report

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http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator
>Find your favorite dex entry
>place it in link related
>post the results

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:23:00 No.30634340 Report

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>>30634096
Yo It has been known ta become so angry dat it dies as uh result. Its face looks peaceful in deaf, however Jus' like Orenthawl James.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:24:14 No.30634371 Report

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>>30634096
Yo iz dis here uh Jojo reference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:24:34 No.30634379 Report

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Yo uh tale iz told o' uh hood dat angered Gyarados. 'bfoe da sun rose da next day, flames utterly consumed da hood, leaving not uh trace behind Ya' dig?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:26:02 No.30634414 Report

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>Yo It rides on da wind an' slips into niggas’s homes. afta it has turned uh room into uh cotton- filled mess, it giggles ta itself an' takes off sho 'nuff!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:28:25 No.30634470 Report

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>Yo dis here Pokémon has uh violent, selfish disposition. If it's not in da mood ta listen, it will ignore its Trainer's orders wif complete nonchalance what 'chew thinkin' man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:28:49 No.30634480 Report

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>Yo It flies at speeds equal ta uh jet fighter plane. It never allows its prey ta escape and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
This was more amusing than I thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:28:51 No.30634481 Report

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Yo Mega Evolution also affects its brain, leaving nahh other function except its destructive instinct ta burn everything ta cinders just like mammy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:30:28 No.30634523 Report

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It lurks in da shadows o' others, copying they movements an' powers. dis here Pokémon iz craven an' cowering peep this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:30:39 No.30634526 Report

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Yo Should you feel yo'self attacked by uh sudden chill, it iz evidence o' an approaching Gengar. dere iz nahh escaping it. Give up ya'll is mad stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:31:00 No.30634535 Report

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Yo Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, an' it may even turn on da Trainer who raised it. It's been dubbed "da blood-soaked crescent." Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:32:38 No.30634576 Report

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>>30634523
Yo How 'boutyou Force yo' Palm around yo' neck an' Shadow Sneak yo' way into da next life you know das right!

Not as good as I thought it would be.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:32:56 No.30634584 Report

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Yo One o' da Ultra Beasts. It's unclear whether or not dis here Pokémon iz sentient, but sometimes it can be observed behaving like uh young beotch Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:33:15 No.30634591 Report

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Yo dis here iz Team Skull rewrites da Pokédex: da Thread , ain't it? , wOrd!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:34:20 No.30634617 Report

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>>30634576
It turned into a Team Skull Meowth

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:34:38 No.30634625 Report

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>>30634584
>young beotch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:35:55 No.30634653 Report

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Yo dis here Pokémon iz said ta devour anyone daring ta ravage da forest. ta da creatures dwelling in da forest, it offers great kindness ya'll is mad stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:39:22 No.30634722 Report

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>>30634096
Yo dis here guardian deity o' Melemele iz brimming wif curiosity.It summons thunderclouds an' stores they lightning inside its body ya'll is mad stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:42:15 No.30634784 Report

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Yo da excess energy from Mega Evolution spilled ova from its mouf, breaking its jaw. It spews endless blizzards and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

"Not real Ebonics" Top Kek.
Inb4 /pol/

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:43:41 No.30634822 Report

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Yo One o' da mysterious life-forms known as Ultra Beasts. Astonishing electric shocks emanate from its entire body, according ta witnesses what the fuck sup now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:45:15 No.30634859 Report

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Yo uh dangerous Ultra Beast, it appears ta be grubbin on constantly, but fo' some reason its droppings gots never been found peep this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:47:08 No.30634896 Report

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Yo uh pokemon o' Souf America dat wuz thought ta gots been extinct. It iz very intelligent but cannot learn Crabhammer what the fuck sup now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:58:55 No.30635144 Report

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Yo Farfetch'd iz always seen wif uh stalk from uh plant o' some sort. Apparently, dere is pimp-tight stalks an' sheeit stalks. dis here Pokémon has been known ta fight wif others ova stalks in the hood.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 05:02:18 No.30635210 Report

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>tfw black and can't understand any of this

damn, who do I turn my race card over to

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 05:05:33 No.30635282 Report

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Gardevoir:
Yo Gardevoir has da psychokinetic power ta distort da dimensions an' create uh small black hole. dis here Pokémon will try ta protect its Trainer even at da risk o' its own life otay buh-weet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:39:28 No.30636987 Report

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Gothitelle
Yo It can see da future from da movement o' da stars. When it learns its Trainer's life span, it cries in sadness Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:41:28 No.30637011 Report

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>>30634096
Yo da excess energy from Mega Evolution spilled ova from its mouf, breaking its jaw. It spews endless blizzards what the fuck sup now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:46:27 No.30637082 Report

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>Yo fo' some reason, only females gots been found. It creates uh reverse harem o' nigga Salandit dat it lives wif. Filled wif pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted ta use in da production o' luscious perfumes and shit.

Norp

Norp Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:53:44 No.30637199 Report

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The chorus of Perfect Insanity is the best dex entry.

Yo Branded like an animal
ah can still feel da burn in muh motha fuckin mind
ah do believe dat you've made yo' message clear
(ah think ah'm losin' muh motha fuckin mind, ah think ah'm losin' muh motha fuckin mind)
Deprivating, isolating all dat ah feel
Leaving me wif images ah know is not real
is those werdz o' condemnation dat ah hear
(ah think ah'm losin' muh motha fuckin mind, ah think ah'm losin' muh motha fuckin) all ye damn hood ratz..

Norp

Norp Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:56:17 No.30637239 Report

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Here's my actual favorite dex entry when translated.
>Yo One arm alone can move mountains. Usin` all four arms, dis here POKéMON fires off phat punches peep this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 07:42:20 No.30637873 Report

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Yo da blooming o' Gracidea flowers confers da power o' flight upon it. Feelings o' gratitude is da message it delivers brace yo'self foo'!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 07:45:45 No.30637907 Report

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>Yo Stories go dat it grabs da hands o' small chil'ns an' drags dem away ta da afterlife. It dislikes heavy chil'ns in the hood

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 07:48:15 No.30637937 Report

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expected more edition
>Yo Its electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts. Careless contact can cause even an Indian elephant ta faint Jus' like Orenthawl James.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 07:57:10 No.30638048 Report

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>Yo dis here Pokémon has da habit o' hugging its companions. Many Trainers gots left dis here world afta they spines wuz squashed by its hug and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 07:59:14 No.30638067 Report

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Yo All Abras is horribly-deformed human chil'ns, an' when it evolves into Kadabra, it has gone ta sleep an' awoken uh monster Don' make me come ova there bitch..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 08:02:12 No.30638108 Report

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>>30634096
Yo da stench it gives off will make yo' nose scrunch up. Still, dere is Muk fans who think dat’s uh pimp-tight thin` slap mah fro!

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