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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:17:49 No.30634203 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30634274 >>30634294 >>30634300 >>30634342 >>30634499 >>30635048 >>30636872

How did Toucannon lay this rowlett egg?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:18:52 No.30634230 Report

Quoted By: >>30634752

He didn't. A female decidueye that he fucked did

Don't you know anything about egg groups?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:20:43 No.30634274 Report

Quoted By: >>30634752

>>30634203

Fuck a female archer owl ->divorce and take the egg->fuck another whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:21:20 No.30634294 Report

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>>30634203
Decidueye eat eggs of other species, then lay their own and make the victim's parent take care of it
When Rowlett evolve, he kill his new parent and eat his brothers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:21:32 No.30634300 Report

Quoted By: >>30634327

>>30634203
Through sheer force of anger

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:22:35 No.30634327 Report

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>>30634300
>sheer force

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:23:00 No.30634342 Report

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>>30634203

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckoo

>Many species are brood parasites, laying their eggs in the nests of other species, but the majority of species raise their own young.

The Rowlet line are the cuckoo birds of the Pokemon world

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:28:21 No.30634467 Report

Quoted By: >>30634663 >>30634694

This is the same anime where a Rhyhorn and Nidoqueen mated and had baby Rhyhorn and baby Nidoqueen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:29:24 No.30634499 Report

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>>30634203
Literally my wife's son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:36:29 No.30634663 Report

Quoted By: >>30634696 >>30634728

>>30634467
a... a baby nidoqueen... not even a nidoran... a fucking miniature nidoqueen...

also
>nidoqueens are sterile

the anime gives no shits omfg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:38:08 No.30634694 Report

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>>30634467
Those are clones

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:38:08 No.30634696 Report

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>>30634663
Are you 13?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:38:32 No.30634706 Report

Quoted By: >>30634804

toucannon? more like a cuckannon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:39:39 No.30634728 Report

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>>30634663
>nidoqueens are sterile

Dex entries talk about Nidorina and Nidoqueen being protective of their young, so that's just a glitch GF never bothered to fix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:40:38 No.30634752 Report

Quoted By: >>30635084 >>30637019

>>30634230
>>30634274
>decidueye are such nu-males the females have to breed with toucannons to pass their genes on

can't make this up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:43:02 No.30634804 Report

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>>30634706
>cuck anon

Literally me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:54:21 No.30635048 Report

Quoted By: >>30636905 >>30637014

>>30634203
>all of the moms just left their eggs for Toucannon to raise on his own

freaking deadbeats

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:56:00 No.30635084 Report

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>>30634752
>anons are so desperate to shit on specific pokemon because "wah theyre popular" they ignore how the games actually work

can't make this shit up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:32:56 No.30636872 Report

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>>30634203

To answer your question since all of the other idiots on this thread can't help themselves but post crap,

The way Toucannon looked at Rowlet was like it was confused, like "Uhh you're not a Pikipek" My guess is that it was an abandoned egg that it took in and raised or a random Rowlet/Dartrix/Decidueye layed an egg there and never came back for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:34:36 No.30636905 Report

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>>30635048
His wife is a trumbeak

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:35:14 No.30636915 Report

Quoted By: >>30637057

so is everyone insecure that they are into cuckolding fetishes now-adays, is that why it's such a big insult recently?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:41:36 No.30637014 Report

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>>30635048
Is he trying to eat his bow or did he fall over?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:41:56 No.30637019 Report

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>>30634752
is this the new dutygenerate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:44:35 No.30637057 Report

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>>30636915
more like everyone looks down on cuckolds. I don't know where your logic comes from

>gross you're a horsefucker
>Oh so you have a horsefucker fetish and are insecure about ti?

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