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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:18:06 No.30634213 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30634239 >>30634252 >>30634286 >>30634305 >>30634884

Thicc waifu lizard thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:19:10 No.30634239 Report

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>>30634213
I'm sad that it's female only because I like lizard bois

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:19:52 No.30634252 Report

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>>30634213
>unzips dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:21:05 No.30634286 Report

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>>30634213
it isn't thicc in the slightest what are you talking about

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:21:47 No.30634305 Report

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>>30634213
Thickness makes the lizard hold a lot more appeal to me.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:22:07 No.30634311 Report

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Why is she so perfect, /vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:25:43 No.30634405 Report

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:28:20 No.30634466 Report

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>>30634311
Its the fire/poison typing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:28:47 No.30634479 Report

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>>30634311
not thicc enough anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:29:12 No.30634487 Report

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>>30634466
I want to go on vacation with a Salazzle

Also Check'em

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:31:27 No.30634544 Report

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>>30634286
It doesn't have the bust, but you can't deny that waist to hip ratio is off the charts. In refresh it's thighs are larger across than its abdomen.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:35:47 No.30634649 Report

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>>30634487
Im starting to like salazzle more than my favorite weavile

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:36:32 No.30634666 Report

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>>30634649
>Liking Slazzer more than best weasel

kys my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:37:39 No.30634682 Report

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>>30634649
MUH FUCKIN DICK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:38:26 No.30634704 Report

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>>30634479
Eh, good enough for me I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:38:42 No.30634708 Report

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>>30634649
Of course it has to be a shitty size and have a watermark.

Why are good artists such terrible people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:38:48 No.30634710 Report

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>>30634666

Not him, but get fucked

Lizard waifu > weasel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:38:59 No.30634714 Report

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:42:39 No.30634792 Report

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>>30634666
Ok satan i take it back weavile a best

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:46:01 No.30634878 Report

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>>30634710
Seconding this.
>tfw you box shit baracat for lusty alolan maid goddess

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:46:23 No.30634884 Report

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>>30634213
>tfw you love reptiles and are studying herpetology
>tfw salandit is your favorite pokemon
>tfw you think salazzle is cool (especially because it does the monitor lizard tripod to look imposing but runs on all fours) but you don't like how sexualized GF made it
>tfw every time you use one online you worry about people thinking you're a lizard fucker because you're an insecure faggot
>the fact that I have one in a loveball (curse my balltism) doesn't help

Feels
Bad
Man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:48:08 No.30634912 Report

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>>30634884
STFU lizard fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:49:14 No.30634940 Report

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>>30634884
I understand your pain Anon, I understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:49:35 No.30634944 Report

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>>30634710
I agree famalamadingdong

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:50:22 No.30634957 Report

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>>30634884
Same, man. Salandit is so cretinous and cute, I love it to death but I hate the connotation Salazzle has around it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:51:07 No.30634974 Report

Quoted By: >>30634981 >>30635013

You want a thicc waifu?

Here is my REALLY thicc muscular waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:51:34 No.30634981 Report

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>>30634974
Pretty cute, anon. You didn't have to show us your real life partner, though.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:52:56 No.30635013 Report

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>>30634974
Oh shit forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:54:26 No.30635051 Report

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>>30634884
>be anon
>love reptiles
>be upset about an amphibian being sexualized
>interested in herpetology but doesn't realize salandit is based of a salamander

feels
bad
man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:58:27 No.30635136 Report

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>>30634981
Hot damn you fried him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 04:59:41 No.30635155 Report

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>>30635051
>toxic lizard pokemon
>lives in a hot, dry environment (bad for amphibians, who dry out easily) with no fresh water for spawning
>does a varanid stance when it evolves
>not slimy
>only things vaguely amphibious about it are the markings, which somewhat resemble Japanese firebelly newts and the name, which refers to the mythological salamader (which was more lizard like anyway)
>who even cares because herpetology covers amphibians too, and I like them and reptiles

:^)

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 05:06:01 No.30635292 Report

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>>30634666
OH FUCK

SALAZZLE FUCKERS, RETREAT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 05:08:22 No.30635335 Report

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>>30635292

> Jontron

epic my teenage friend.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 05:14:40 No.30635457 Report

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>>30635335
>teenage

Wow, congrats, anon. You have officially declared you have no sense of humor for all the internet to see. Well done. Really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Dec 2016 06:26:29 No.30636757 Report

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>>30635457

heh, yah Jontron is hilarious XD

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