How many hours of my life have I wasted hatching these fucking piece of shit goddamn mimikyu? Just so I can get shones and feel good about myself. It's a fucking joke.
That's the only reason people shiny hunt, really - so they can like get a short high. No one who shiny hunts is a fuckin' pokemon master. Y'know, beating the league and doing actually important things in game. Everyone who shiny hunts is an autist, and getting shones is the only way they can feel good about themselves. And like how many fuckin' hours of my life have I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid. It's fucking shit. All I fuckin' do is waste my time away trying to get 5iv shones for a temporary goddamn high which will last, fuckin...y'know, an hour. Until it goes away, and /shw/ exposes me for the shiny hunting SHITTER I am. Fucking hell dude. It's a complete joke.
Shiny hunting is the most autistic act man has ever come up with. Well, it's fucking true. It's fucking true. The only reason we shiny hunt is 'cause we have nothing else to do. So we fuckin' shiny hunt, 'cause it gives us this temporary feeling of like "THERE IT IS, I did it, I'm the luckiest in the world at this thing...that like nobody with any sense does." That's all it is. Really. We're all fuckups.
We masquerade around /vp/ like "haha, we're so cool running around the Friend Safari getting shones, aren't we fuckin' special!" Nah, we're just a fuckin pile of goddamn idiots. That's all we are. It's ridiculous. People thinking shiny hunting is fun is the biggest goddamn meme on the board. I'm telling the truth, let's be real. Everyone knows it. People are just too afraid to say it.
It's the absolute truth. It really is. And we can pretend "we're big shots on /vp/, we make kids happy with our 0iv shinies, we have fun" ...At the end of the day it's the truth. You know. I just exposed all of shiny hunting. It's a thing we do to waste time to feel good about the game. That's it.
