It's Friday night and I'm bored /vp/, so lets play a game

>Post your height
>Post your weight
>Give a brief body type description (no more than like two sentences)
>Three words that describe your positive characteristics
>Three words that describe your negative characteristics
>Dream job (or current job if it is your dream job)
>Biggest non-Pokemon related hobby
>Favourite snack

Using these, I will assign you:
A type (mono or dual)
An ability
An in game niche (cleric, special sweeper, etc)

Other posters are also encouraged to give out typings as well.

GO!