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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 05:21:37 No.30662486 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30662534 >>30662553 >>30663309 >>30664175 >>30664523 >>30667427

Why is Lurantis so perfect, bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 05:24:39 No.30662534 Report

Quoted By: >>30662561 >>30663502

>>30662486
>slow physical attacker with mediocre bulk
>poor movepool
>shit abilities, just a worse serperior and the attacking stat isn't even right
>overhyped waifumon immediately overshadowed by the likes of Salazzle, tsareena, celesteela, Toxapex and many others

Worthless whore bug's only purpose is to suck dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 05:25:54 No.30662553 Report

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>>30662486
grooviest pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 05:26:17 No.30662561 Report

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>>30662534
fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 05:59:36 No.30663309 Report

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>>30662486
She's very weak and nobody will use her even in PU so you know that you have her all to yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:08:21 No.30663502 Report

Quoted By: >>30663571

>>30662534
Tsareena is ugly as fuck and Toxapex isn't even a waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:11:28 No.30663571 Report

Quoted By: >>30663621

>>30663502
>Toxapex isn't even a waifu.
Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:14:39 No.30663621 Report

Quoted By: >>30663718

>>30663571
Mareanie is cute but Toxapex isn't. It doesn't have a body, its legs don't look like hair anymore, and its teeth are yellow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:19:37 No.30663718 Report

Quoted By: >>30663782

>>30663621
I'll waifu whatever I damn feel like and there's nothing you can.do to stop me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:21:50 No.30663782 Report

Quoted By: >>30663860

>>30663718
Okay, but Toxapex isn't designed to be a waifu. You can't even put your dick in it, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:25:37 No.30663860 Report

Quoted By: >>30663878

>>30663782
You just have to be creative, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:26:53 No.30663878 Report

Quoted By: >>30664005 >>30664113

>>30663860
All the ingenuity in the world couldn't create enough body space there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:32:48 No.30664005 Report

Quoted By: >>30664039

>>30663878
Just stick your dick in between two of the leg things. Psuedo thighfuck, they look squishy anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:34:23 No.30664039 Report

Quoted By: >>30664066

>>30664005
They can't be squishy with THOSE defenses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:36:11 No.30664066 Report

Quoted By: >>30664093

>>30664039
They way they move around makes then look squishy. Moist and slippery too. And you can use the spikes as handles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:37:35 No.30664093 Report

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>>30664066
>you can use the spikes as handles
You're living dangerously, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:39:16 No.30664113 Report

Quoted By: >>30664126

>>30663878
anon, it has a mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:40:07 No.30664126 Report

Quoted By: >>30664148 >>30664159

>>30664113
But no throat. You'd only be able to fit a small part of your wiener in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:41:57 No.30664148 Report

Quoted By: >>30664161

>>30664126
We don't know how its inner anatomy is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:42:46 No.30664159 Report

Quoted By: >>30664203

>>30664126
Just do something like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:42:52 No.30664161 Report

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>>30664148
You can see its body though. Only way you could get more in there if if its stomach and thus the throat is in the crown, so your dick would be angling up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:43:55 No.30664175 Report

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>>30662486
Based tripfag delivered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 06:45:49 No.30664203 Report

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>>30664159
Lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 07:03:16 No.30664523 Report

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>>30662486
Ok, I like the design, but battle wise, eh...

The ability Contrary is good, but why even bother with it if it can't learn Superpower? Sure, it has Leaf Storm, but that's a Sp. Attack and Lurantis specializes in physical attack.

And while it can have the egg move Defog, that won't be until transfer is available, seeing as how the only other pokemon it can breed with that can have that move is Shiftry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 10:39:43 No.30667427 Report

Quoted By: >>30668078

>>30662486
Love its design, just wish its stats were better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 11:40:40 No.30668078 Report

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>>30667427
It needed totally different stats, like being a fast physical attacker rather than a straight-outta-Hoenn slow frailish mixed attacker. It is totally outclassed by Tsareena as a semi-bulky physical attacker and yet it doesn't have actual mixed options. Leaf guard was a fucking mistake it should have had chlorophyll and why in the world do they think another one move Contrary user is serviceable. It is literally a worse serperior.

I do like the idea of Contrary on it because it works awesome based on its design, but just leaf storm? Really? No hammer arm or Super Power? Fucking Gamefreeeeak!.

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