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>Be me, a level 8 Yungoos >encounter a trainer, she sends out a scizor >nochanceforme.jpg >uses false swipe against me, "its finally time for me to have an adventure," I think to my self. >as they throw the pokeball i notice something odd about it >then it hits me, I get thrown into a full panic and call for help >one of my sisters answers my calls >imsosorry.jpg >before we could do anything, she gets hit with an Aerial Ace >she's instantly out, >for some reason I call for help again > another family member appears, instantly devastated by Scizor >this happens about 30 more times >every time we got the scizor even remotely hurt it would roost >brother 31 hears my call >i'm at my limit, all thats left for me to do now is struggle and hope to end this chain of misery. >Brother gets false swiped >Oh god they knew >I take one last look at my brother before the claw crushes my body >.
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fuck off you rodent
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>>30667874 You know what Pokemon I like OP? Zubat. It's my favorite Pokemon.
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>>30667874 SOS chaining has got to be the most inhumane grinding/training method to date. Weird considering this is the gen that made boxing your pokemon seem like a morally correct thing to do.
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>>30668107 >Be me, a level 8 Zubat >encounter a trainer, she sends out a scizor >nochanceforme.jpg >uses false swipe against me, "its finally time for me to have an adventure," I think to my self. >as they throw the pokeball i notice something odd about it >then it hits me, I get thrown into a full panic and call for help >one of my sisters answers my calls >imsosorry.jpg >before we could do anything, she gets hit with an Aerial Ace >she's instantly out, >for some reason I call for help again > another family member appears, instantly devastated by Scizor >this happens about 30 more times >every time we got the scizor even remotely hurt it would roost >brother 31 hears my call >i'm at my limit, all thats left for me to do now is struggle and hope to end this chain of misery. >Brother gets false swiped >Oh god they knew >I take one last look at my brother before the claw crushes my body >. Anonymous
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>>30667874 I'm sorry, Jangmo-o colony of Vast Poni Canyon, but one of you was holding a Razor Claw and I needeed that to evolve Sneasel
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>>30667874 >be Dratini >just chilling underwater at Poni Gauntlet >it's a beautiful day, the water is clear >feeling kinda hungry >suddenly see a patternet PokéBean, just dangling near the water surface >oh hell yeah >swim towards it, grab a bite >get pulled up out of the water >there's a human and in front of him an angry-looking pinsir >I'm just a lV11 Dratini, fuck me >Pinsir false swipes me >almost passing out >human throws a blueball at me >the cocktail os chemicals inside make me go full panic mode >cry for help >my Dragonair older bros rush to my help >all of them are one-shotted by some weird move Pinsir does >my biggest bro Dragonite comes to help >also gets BTFO by that menancing Pinsir >that Pinsir spontaneously grows wings mid-battle, what the actual fuck >finally manage to wear Pinsir down >the human just sprays a liquid on him that cures all its wounds >what the fuck >no moves left, prepare to struggle, to finally end the inhumane slaughter of my family >he falses swipe my Dragonair bro >last thing I see before blacking out is Pinsir's horrifying mouth near me >"FUCKING HELL THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A DRAGON SCALE EITHER" >drift into the abyss Anonymous
>>30667874 Who the fuck would go after a shiny shitmon?
>"HEY EVERYONE! CHECK THIS OUT!" >"That's just a piece of shit, bro." >"NO, THIS ONE HAS FLECKS OF BLOOD IN IT, THAT MAKES IT SPECIAL!" Anonymous
>>30667874 I just wanted a HA Mareanie. This is terrible for the environment.
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>>30668295 this one is good
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>>30668333 You've crippled dozens of Corsola, now fit to be devoured without any chance of escape
You monster
