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Battle Tree Bullshit Thread Sat 10 Dec 2016 18:53:36 No.30675351 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30675538 >>30675569 >>30675627 >>30679756 >>30680935 >>30683206 >>30684016 >>30684637 >>30685419

Tell me your stories on how the Battle Tree fucked you over. I'll start
>Team is Banded Jolly Chomp, Psychicium Z Timid A-Ninetales and Jolly Leftovers Gyarados
>Get to battle 45
>Madam Christy leads with Drizzle Hoenn bird
>OHKO it with Chomp
>In comes Protean Greninja
>Switch to Ninetales to remove the rain
>Take the Ice Beam well so I can live a Surf
>Greninja uses fucking rain dance
>Moonblast almost kills it
>Get killed by Surf in rain
>Switch into Gyarados
>U-Turns and goes into fucking Lanturn
>Water Absorb soaks up my Waterfall
>EQ it but lives and gets a crit Thunder
>Garchomp is left but can't out speed Greninja
>Dies to a fucking Ice Beam from Smogonfrog

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 19:01:48 No.30675538 Report

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>>30675351
>Implying Gyarados would live Thunder if it wasn't a crit
>No other luck at all in this scenario
Looks like you just got outplayed nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 19:03:45 No.30675569 Report

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>>30675351
>Any of that
>Bullshit

Nah nigga, you just got fucking school'd the AI.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 19:06:52 No.30675627 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675351
If you were running scarf you wouldve won -_-. Dumb op

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 19:09:04 No.30675671 Report

Quoted By: >>30675734 >>30675739 >>30676148

Sometimes paralysis will trigger, or I'll flinch three times in a row, basically three consecutive turns of doing nothing, and it just feels like the game telling me I've gotten far enough.

Somm (3282-2427-1399)

Somm (3282-2427-1399) Sat 10 Dec 2016 19:10:51 No.30675708 Report

Quoted By: >>30678228 >>30683258 >>30684339 >>30684577

That's not bullshit. Come back when you've been 3-0'd by a Walerin with a Quick Claw and Sheer Cold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 19:10:54 No.30675710 Report

Quoted By: >>30683258

A jellicent stacked 2 acid armors and proceeded to get stat boosts on all 5 ominous winds

I guess that's what I get for not running a special attacker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 19:11:46 No.30675734 Report

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>>30675671
Now we're talking

Yup, this is actual bullshit. That's why this game is broken and can't really be played competitively. Way too much shit like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 19:11:59 No.30675739 Report

Quoted By: >>30679011

>>30675671
>freeze
>flinch
>freeze again
why

>95% move misses twice in a row
stop

>90% + 9% from scope lens
>miss twice and die from HJK
how

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 19:18:41 No.30675858 Report

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>using non-100 accuracy moves in post-game facilities
You know the rng will always fuck you, so fucking plan accordingly

>not DD'ing on Greninja because it tickles Gyarados
I will say that the AI switching is an unexpected development, and they've done it more frequently in SM than other games

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 19:19:34 No.30675876 Report

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>Go into Battle Tree for the first time
>Expecting Maison-like battles, first stage evolutions at first, so I go in with whatever items my story team had at the time
>Get fucking obliterated by a youngster's Typhlosion in the first battle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 19:31:00 No.30676148 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675671
>last mon is mimikyu
>AI has scarfed accelgor locked into bug buzz

>break disguise
>play rough, miss
>buzz hits for ~1/6 of health
>play rough, miss
>crit, hit for about half health
>play rough, miss
>crit again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 20:14:58 No.30677199 Report

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Personal experience: Between Meteor Mash, Zen Headbutt and Hammer Arm all having 90% accuracy, Mega Metagross will let you down at some point. He's amazing when he's not missing though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 20:54:37 No.30678140 Report

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>super singles 50 streak
>hype myself up for red, expecting a tough fight
>leads blastoise vs my koko
>thunderbolt, ohko
>sends venusaur
>"i can't ohko this, u turn out"
>accidentally brave bird
>panic.png
>ohko
>sends out lapras
>thunderbolt ohko

and that's how i 50 streaked super singles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 20:58:01 No.30678207 Report

Quoted By: >>30679574 >>30679887

>Walrein use Stockpile
You know the rest

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 20:59:00 No.30678228 Report

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>>30675708
I came here to post this, I'm so sorry it happened to you to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:14:43 No.30678604 Report

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>spend a bit of time breeding some 5IV pokemon
>train them up and get their moveset decent.
>fucking first battle their team perfectly counters mine down to the order of the pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:32:36 No.30679011 Report

Quoted By: >>30679162

>>30675739
>not even in the Battle Tree
>fighting a Wild Pokemon
>go first that turn
>use Ice Beam
>Wild Pokemon was frozen
>Wild Pokemon's turn
>Wild Pokemon thawed!

what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:39:02 No.30679162 Report

Quoted By: >>30679221

>>30679011
Did it use a fire type move?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:41:18 No.30679221 Report

Quoted By: >>30690463

>>30679162
No. It was a Pelipper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:42:45 No.30679262 Report

Quoted By: >>30681312

Battle Royal, but
>My poison silvally against mega ampharos, primarina, mudsdale
>Just got a KO
>Kinda worried about the mudsdale but figure primarina will go after mudsdale, ampharos will go after primarina because type matchups and threats and w/e
>Primarina water z-moves me into oblivion
>Every other pokemon's move targets my corpse
>Send in next pokemon
>All three protect

These assholes are colluding

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:45:22 No.30679323 Report

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I'm not the only one who constantly ran into pokemon using protect successfully until they ran out of PP in RSE right? My battery works fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:46:10 No.30679346 Report

Quoted By: >>30679390 >>30679405 >>30679597

Got into the 30s, opponent brings in wash rotom with leftovers, double team, confuse ray, substitute, charge beam. Proceed to break my 3ds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:47:53 No.30679390 Report

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>>30679346
You shouldn't get so mad at video games anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:48:31 No.30679405 Report

Quoted By:

>>30679346
Send out a ground type mon, confusion only hits 1 in 4 now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:55:10 No.30679574 Report

Quoted By:

>>30678207
Punishment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:56:11 No.30679597 Report

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>>30679346
I ended up against that shit in the first 10 before. Truly cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 22:00:06 No.30679687 Report

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I got fucked over by the Quick Claw Vespiquen because my coverage mons were taken out before.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 22:03:09 No.30679756 Report

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>>30675351
Using a bulky Buzzwole build with Leech Life, Bulk Up, Fell Stinger, Brick Break
>Down to last pokemon, other trainer has two pokemon at low health and one at full
>Buzzwole kills the two at low HP, Beast Boost gives +2 DEF plus I used Bulk Up twice
>Last of his pokemon is Medicham
>Not worried in the slightest since I have +2ATK, +4 DEF, and Medicham is a physical attacker
>"Medicham used Psychic!"
>OHKO'd since Buzzwole has the special defense of a newborn fawn

suck a railroad spike gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 22:03:26 No.30679769 Report

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Quick claw Walerin with sheer cold is the game telling you your run is now over. Also, a Rotom with a sitrus berry crit my Komala 3 times in a row.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 22:08:17 No.30679887 Report

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>>30678207
>Araquanid used Aqua Ring
>Aquaranid used Stockpile
>Aquaranid used Stockpile
>Aquaranid used Toxic
>Aquaranid used Double Team
>Aquaranid used Double Team
>Aquaranid used Stockpile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 22:44:10 No.30680830 Report

Quoted By: >>30685382

>Pangoro, Aegislash, and Dragonite
>Fighting in the 30s somewhere and the guy's first pokemon is Beedrill
>Switch Pango out for Dragonite in an attempt to DD sweep
>It mega-evolves and scores a crit off of poison jab
>Go to Aegislash and kill it with a shadow ball crit
>they bring out Arcanine
>King's Shield to scout, and it uses overheat
>End up tanking the second Overheat, trigger Weakness Policy, and OHKO with Shadowball
>His last mon's a Moxie Salamence
>It easily downs Aegislash, who only has a chance to Shadow Sneak it under half
>Pangoro's my last choice
>I use Life Orb'd Knock Off, but it moves first with Dragon Claw
I clutched out the win with like 5 HP

This place is ridiculous. That one Crit at the beginning practically dictated the rest of the match.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 22:47:46 No.30680935 Report

Quoted By: >>30682930 >>30684992

>>30675351
>Team is Pheromosa, Celesteela, and Fairy Silvally
>Enemy sends out Alola Ninetails with Snow Warning
>Iron Head it with Silvally, it doesn't kill
>Ninetails used Aurora Veil
>Blizzard ends up killing Silvally
>Take out Ninetails with Celesteela but have little HP left from tanking Blizzard, next comes Ferrothorn
>It manages to paralyze and kill Celesteela
>All that's left is Pheromosa on last turn of Aurora Veil
>High Jump Kick the Ferrothorn
>It barely lives with a sliver of health
>It fucking used Thunder Wave
>Still outspeed & kill it, Beast Boost gives me a speed boost
>Enemy sends out something I can easily outspeed & OHKO even when paralyzed
>Let out a sign of relief
>"Pheromosa is fully paralyzed! It can't move!"
>I get BTFO'd
This wasn't even super. This was just regular singles. I don't know if I'll ever be able to conquer this tree of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 23:04:12 No.30681312 Report

Quoted By:

>>30679262
Battle Rayal is some bullshit. I've had an opponent with a Clauncher using Heal Pulse on the other computers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 23:50:57 No.30682614 Report

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>Double Team

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 23:54:34 No.30682698 Report

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Shell smash Barbacle with a single double team swept my entire team. Was very fun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 23:56:03 No.30682725 Report

Quoted By: >>30683167

>moody

Sage your ass

Sage your ass Sun 11 Dec 2016 00:03:52 No.30682930 Report

Quoted By:

>>30680935
>being this bad
Regular singles is a cakewalk and I did it on my first run. Honestly you sound like a moon player that just caught a bunch legendaries with random stats and leveled them up randomly thinking it'd do everything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 00:12:54 No.30683167 Report

Quoted By:

>>30682725
>moody glalie
>evasion rose sharply
>sp atk rose sharply
I got through it after loosing two mons but fug moody is fucking terrifying. It's the epitome of what battle facilities hope to be but fail due to increased hax. Random ass sets in order to get that one moment to ruin your run because one failure is what fucks you up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 00:14:08 No.30683206 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675351
>[57th story of 15 lines of green text that nobody else will read]

Oh my g*sh. Can you believe that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 00:15:49 No.30683258 Report

Quoted By: >>30684426

>>30675708
>>30675710
Gamefreak: let's make something for our competitive audience after making them sit through this babymode game
>punishes their own customers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 00:18:01 No.30683316 Report

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>Missed a boonemerang with A-marowak that would kill a infernape
>Said Infernape outspeed my Mega Metagross and killed it
>after I deal with Infernape, I miss 2 Shadow Claws in a row while RotomF Burns my Mimikyu and hex it to death

Thats enough for today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 00:46:41 No.30684016 Report

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>>30675351
Anyone got the roothoot edit of this pic?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 00:57:32 No.30684267 Report

Quoted By: >>30684558

>Doing normal singles on Battle Tree with Lum Berry Jolly Mimikyu, Electric Drive Silvally, and Fightanium Z Jolly Buzzwole since just starting out so no choice scarf yet
>Get through the first 4 battles with no issue
>AI sends out a Barbaracle
>It Shell Smashes and knocks out Mimikyu which had just beat his first mon
>Send out Buzzwole knowing it can take the hit
>Survives with 54 HP, we got this easy since it'll outspeed most things and is about to get an Atk Boost
>Use Earthquake
>"The Foe's Barbaracle avoided the attack."
>avoided
>the
>attack
>100% Accuracy

That's absolutely fucking disgusting.

Bright Powder sickens me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 01:00:47 No.30684339 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675708
Happened to me on the battle subway and then again in the chateau. Havent tried the tree yet but I'm sure i'll get fucked by it a third time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 01:04:29 No.30684426 Report

Quoted By:

>>30683258
I wouldn't even be mad except for the fact that you need the BP for most items that are useful in the Battle Tree and online. The fact that it is really annoying to get those items really pisses me off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 01:10:19 No.30684558 Report

Quoted By:

>>30684267
I've never understood how Pokemon dodge earthquakes like that.

>I'm holding shiny powder, that means the ground shaking doesn't effect me.

The battle tree can go fuck itself for putting that shit on everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 01:11:06 No.30684577 Report

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>>30675708

Blame Morimoto for that, it's been GF's favourite streak ender since Emerald.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 01:14:12 No.30684637 Report

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>>30675351
>Team is Mimikyu, Raichu, Bewear, Golisopod
>Slam jamming everything in my way
>AI starts throwing out teams with one pokemon that have Leftovers, Double Team, Recover, [insert damaging move]
>AI sends out Tyrantrum
>It spams Double Team and Attract, I can;t fucking touch it
>Destroys my team why they swing uselessly away at it

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 01:15:32 No.30684672 Report

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>Using A-Persian lead with Switcheroo Flame Orb, Parting Shot, Foul Play and Taunt
>Fight the exact same Fake Out Infernape four battles in a row
>Narrowly kill it the first time
>Next time I know what's up and switch out to my Aegislash on the first turn
>King's Shield on the Flare Blitz
>Switch to my SD chomp to take the -2 Resisted FB
>Switch back to Aegislash to take the Close Combat
>Rinse and repeat
>Set up SD with Chomp
>Gets a lucky burn
>Lum Berry
>Sweep

:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 01:27:35 No.30684992 Report

Quoted By:

>>30680935
>>30680935
>using a shitmon like silvally in the battle tree

why are you doing this? Your bros do not belong in this unforgiving wasteland desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 01:44:10 No.30685382 Report

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This >>30680830
anon again. Just got my shit pushed in at 46 by Mega Swampert under rain set up from its Jolteon friend. Even after I managed to kill it with Dragonite, a Pelliper survived a +1 Outrage from Dragonite and retaliated with a Blizzard.

I feel like shit, but I'm also impressed that team went as far as it did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 01:45:28 No.30685419 Report

Quoted By:

>>30675351

>Walking into Battle Tree
>Thinking the competition there is easy peasy
>Have a team of non-competitive Pokemon
>Rising Star comes at me
>"I'm gonna fucking delete this bitch like nothing watch"
>Sends out her mons
>Her first Pokemon sweeps my whole team
>I stare at my screen with my jaw dropped
>"I fucking hate black people now"

Shit was hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 03:12:16 No.30687417 Report

Quoted By: >>30687768

Does infiltrator hit past Disguise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 03:27:35 No.30687768 Report

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>>30687417
no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:38:07 No.30689408 Report

Quoted By: >>30689653 >>30689682

How is Pheromosa in Battle Tree? Strong or too weak to take a hit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:43:02 No.30689517 Report

Quoted By: >>30689593

Why doesn't everyone just use Taunt? Or Knock Off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:46:26 No.30689593 Report

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>>30689517
I've been abusing the fuck out of Knock Off in my previous runs. I was surprised how many bands/sashes one can break through with it, and even if it cant KO, it can remove pinch berries and Brightpowder if it hits.

Taunt's also pretty strong, especially with Fini being able to negate status effects and setup on the opponent too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:48:22 No.30689648 Report

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>Try the z crystal eevee meme
>First battle get put up against a tyranitar with roar
Thanks game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:48:28 No.30689653 Report

Quoted By:

>>30689408
Generally too weak to take a hit. If can OHKO, go for OHKO, if not, use U-turn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:48:56 No.30689666 Report

Quoted By: >>30689940

Why doesn't anyone ever have stories of barely managing to scrape by using hax against the Battle Facilities.

>Last mon is Greninja
>Has low health, will literally die to the next hit and I can't one shot this thing
>Use Dark Pulse
>Flinch
>Use Dark Pulse
>Flinch again
>Kill it with the last Dark Pulse

Good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:49:29 No.30689682 Report

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>>30689408
has to use hi jump miss and focus miss, so use it with extreme caution

same reason i had to drop M-Zam

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:51:53 No.30689739 Report

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>that random flurry of minor legendaries near the end of super singles
My streak just ended on the 44th by a Moltres and Heatran sweep. Why NPCs are allowed to own these fucking bullshit things is beyond me. Guess I'll just do what everybody else is doing and run Megamence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 05:00:16 No.30689940 Report

Quoted By:

>>30689666
This.
>Used Alola Dugtrio with Iron Head, Sucker Punch, Earthquake and Rock Slide
>shit, cant 1 hit this thing
>Rock Slide for SE
>Flinched
>Iron Head for Stab
>Flinched
>Iron Head again
>Kill it with Iron Head

Feels pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 05:22:53 No.30690463 Report

Quoted By:

>>30679221
Did it use Scald? It automatically gets rid of the freeze status

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:17:01 No.30691514 Report

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So far 2 biggest bullshit

>Punk guy sends Umbreon
>Mimikyu uses sword dance, Umbreon uses confuse ray
>Mimikyu is confused, hits itself
>Repeat until Mimikyu kills himself
>Go Weavile
>Brick Beak a bit more than 50%hp, Umbreon used confuse ray
>Weavile is confused, kills himself
>Go Metagross
>Umbreon used confuse ray
>Metagross is confused, kills himself
Every time I got confused I just couldn't attack and this was just at 19 battles

Then in doubles I had the fucking AI used earthquake when I had Metagross out

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