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What is the smartest pokemon?

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:06:14 No.30688697 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:09:27 No.30688773 Report

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>>30688697
Alakazam

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:10:03 No.30688790 Report

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>>30688773
can't learn 5 moves

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:10:42 No.30688804 Report

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>>30688790
Dragonite

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:11:08 No.30688809 Report

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>>30688790
>tfw to intellegent for 5 moves

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:11:51 No.30688826 Report

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>>30688697
Harambe

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:12:59 No.30688852 Report

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Alakazam has an IQ of 5000 but I'm willing to bet that Porygon Z can outperform it

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:13:58 No.30688874 Report

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Once Mega Evolved, it is also nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:14:00 No.30688875 Report

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Ditto wearing Wise Glasses

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 04:39:12 No.30689435 Report

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>>30688773
>Can't say anything other than its name

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:03:47 No.30691273 Report

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Slowking?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:05:12 No.30691300 Report

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Metagross. All other hyperintelligent mons are still confined to biological brains.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:06:41 No.30691327 Report

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Quagsire
>Tfw they actually think dancing can make them stronger

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:07:44 No.30691359 Report

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scrafty is street smart

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:07:46 No.30691360 Report

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>>30689435
Do you think Alakazam and feel like Stephen Hawking as his ability to speak degrades? If only we could teach them to write or use a touch pad.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:12:16 No.30691436 Report

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>Alakazam: Said to have an IQ of 5000
>Metagross: Has four brains and is said to be as smart as a supercomputer
>Slowking: Said to have intelligence comparable to award-winning scientists
>Oranguru: Said to match wits with Slowking

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:24:00 No.30691632 Report

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Metagross is the smartest, but only in a purely calculating way. Can a Metagross write a symphony? Can a Metagross turn a canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:26:56 No.30691683 Report

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>Pokemon that are more intelligent than the vast majority of humans
>yet they still let humans imprison them and order them around

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:28:17 No.30691705 Report

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>>30688697
Haunter. He is intelligent, nihilistic, and has a wicked sense of humor me like me.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:30:58 No.30691752 Report

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>>30691683

If Alakazam are so intelligent, why didn't they invent Poke Balls or the PC system?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:32:08 No.30691776 Report

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>>30691632
Yes.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:35:26 No.30691846 Report

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>>30691632
>Gen 20
>Metagross sits on your shoulder and calculates unbeatable strategies for your team of OU mons
>player character and NPCs serves only to carry Metagrosses from one battle to the next and pick up the items needed for their strategies

Would still play.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:42:42 No.30691956 Report

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>>30691632
Can you?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:49:12 No.30692050 Report

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>>30691683
>implying the pokemon you run into aren't subs with a fetish for being owned, trained and even forced to breed on your orders

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:52:59 No.30692112 Report

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>>30688773
>tfw too smart for my own ability

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:55:50 No.30692156 Report

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>>30691956
I got a little disheartened that this was only the third reply

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