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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:38:34 No.30760922 View View Reply Original Report

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>lillies and gadions dad

this short fat guy fucked with lusamine... just... how?!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:40:00 No.30760954 Report

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>>30760922
he got fat from eating pokebeans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:40:52 No.30760978 Report

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>>30760922
he wasnt fat until he got sucked through the wormhole of Lusamine's vag and ended up on the islands

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:40:52 No.30760979 Report

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maybe he wasnt a piece of shit beta 4chan user and actually treated her like a person and not a vagina, and they fell in love. You're also aware he's a brilliant scientist, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:41:03 No.30760984 Report

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>>30760922
he let himself go, you fuckwit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:41:42 No.30761005 Report

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>>30760922
>Short

We don't know that, we never see his feet or height relative to anything. He IS a fat fuck, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:43:45 No.30761052 Report

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>dad is fat blonde fuck
>mom is 40+ supermodel
>autistic son
>qt daughter

literally the trump family desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:44:43 No.30761078 Report

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>>30760922
He was probably skinny before the beans

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:45:47 No.30761105 Report

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>>30761052
kek
>You did it anon, you made Pelago great again! Congratulations!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:46:42 No.30761134 Report

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>>30760922
He's probably as tall as Guzma and Kukui to be honest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:47:40 No.30761153 Report

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>>30761052
you win the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:48:35 No.30761179 Report

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>>30760922
i'd fuck him to be honest
looks like a muscle fat type

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:50:39 No.30761252 Report

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>>30761052
sleep tight gladion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:51:52 No.30761289 Report

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>>30761252
>tfw you just want to go to bed but your dad is being elected president or whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:53:53 No.30761334 Report

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>>30761153
>you win the internet
reddit needs to go and stay go

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:54:00 No.30761342 Report

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>>30761252
Like father like son I guess

Hopefully he can put his spergness to good use like his pa

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:54:57 No.30761359 Report

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>>30761252
How did Trump manage to produce a cute shota like this one?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:56:54 No.30761406 Report

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>>30761359
The genes kind of balance each other out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2016 23:57:22 No.30761421 Report

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>>30760922
He is Lusamine's brother and is therefore the only person she felt who had good enough genes to procreate with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:02:40 No.30761576 Report

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>>30761406
Oh god that weird face coloration he has.

Does he seriously think no one notices the spraytan shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:03:54 No.30761605 Report

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>>30761576
He's a sperg man he doesn't give a shit about what people actually think

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:03:58 No.30761607 Report

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>>30760922
>mom is hopped up on jellyfish meth
>dad left the family to go eat beans
what will lillie and gladion become addicted to? i think it'll be coke and alcoholism respectively

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:06:04 No.30761658 Report

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>>30761153
>>>/reddit/

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:06:55 No.30761678 Report

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>>30761052
Right down to the /ss/.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:08:09 No.30761711 Report

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>>30761153
+1 Internet cookie to you, good sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:09:54 No.30761758 Report

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>>30761607
Lillie seems more likely to become addicted to gambling or something less "druggy", she acts like she'd never do what her mom did but in the end she'd wind up with some sort of vice because of genetics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:12:13 No.30761821 Report

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>>30761758
compulsive eating coupled with self worth issues might be a good one too, seeing as her mom never liked her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:14:01 No.30761863 Report

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>>30761821
That sounds about right, actually. There's gonna be a lot of psychological issues involved. Poor guys. Lillie should've stayed in Alola where she had a support network of Hau, Burnet and the professor. I heisitate to include the MC because they're both literal retards and/or sociopaths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:24:13 No.30762113 Report

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>>30761863
MC never blinks, has a completely blank stare, and a never NEVER changes their facial expressions no matter what. Definitely has some extreme mental issues.Psycho/socio-pathic for sure.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:26:44 No.30762180 Report

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>>30761052
holy shit

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:28:46 No.30762241 Report

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>>30761052
>mfw I'm in love with the Pokemon equivalent of Ivanka

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:29:18 No.30762261 Report

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>>30760922
>short

stop projecting you fucking manlet. he's probably taller than mudsdale

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:31:44 No.30762335 Report

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>>30761334
>>30761658
that meme was on here first you stupid fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:33:30 No.30762383 Report

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>>30762335
Yeah and so were "rage" comics.

Didn't know a know your meme degree was the only thing you needed to be an accepted part of the community.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:33:40 No.30762388 Report

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>>30762241
How does it feel to know your waifu is getting needled by a Probopass every night instead of you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:36:05 No.30762468 Report

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>>30762383
>Yeah and so were "rage" comics.
They were so good back then. I sometimes feel like Reddit doesn't actually understand what makes the memes they steal funny to begin with. They're like a soulless robot that only knows how to parrot what it hears, but has no power to create anything new or truly appreciate the creations of others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:38:35 No.30762538 Report

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>>30761052
Imagine if his aspie son was living in the White House.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:39:24 No.30762556 Report

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>>30762538

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:41:23 No.30762608 Report

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>>30762556
>第1話「おまけに母ちゃんと姉ちゃんがエロ過ぎる」
>Chapter 1 "Plus, my mom and my sis are hot as hell"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:41:59 No.30762627 Report

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>>30760922

jolly fat dudes are some of the biggest ladies men

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:42:18 No.30762636 Report

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>>30762556
>Barron in da House

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcG79IVMf00

>you will never get to live the dream

why even live

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:44:41 No.30762690 Report

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>>30762113
>>30761863
Yeah, but he at least makes her smile

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:45:20 No.30762702 Report

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>>30762556
The worst part? I'd read this, and probably enjoy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 01:01:42 No.30763074 Report

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>>30762627
How do you become jolly? At least I've got the fat thing down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 01:05:10 No.30763163 Report

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>>30762556
Kek.

Then Trump has to invest time into covering up his son, but he fails at it and instead causes a bigger scene.

Can this be a reprisal of Corey in the House?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 01:05:16 No.30763165 Report

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>>30763074
IDK, it comes with the territory. I'm pretty chubby and I've got loads of friends from being jolly. but no gf

If you're past a certain point, though, you start mentally slowing down and shit due to health issues with being fat, so try to avoid that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 01:06:52 No.30763207 Report

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>>30763163
Is that a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4 Diamond is Unbreakable created by Hirohiko Araki reference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 01:07:51 No.30763232 Report

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Penis in vagoo
Or cum dripped from the asshole to her pussy, twice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 01:09:44 No.30763276 Report

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He was good at science that's all she needed to get dripping wet.

He was a bean man at heart though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 01:12:58 No.30763336 Report

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>>30761334
>>30761658
spot the newfriends

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 01:15:49 No.30763395 Report

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>>30761052
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 02:30:08 No.30765024 Report

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>>30763336
you mean the fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 02:30:30 No.30765034 Report

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>>30760922
BEANS

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 02:43:35 No.30765353 Report

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>>30761052
that explains why I want to fuck both Trump and Mohn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 02:44:36 No.30765378 Report

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Lusamine had a stufful before she met Mohn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:12:26 No.30767586 Report

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>can literally fly wherever to visit Mohn
>Lusamine goes crazy trying to find him after many years

Why didn't we tell her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:13:50 No.30767612 Report

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>>30762468
More like you feel special because it happens here and realize how retarded it is in a different environment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:24:26 No.30767869 Report

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>>30767586
>"Miss Lusamine, have you heard of Poke Pelago?"
>"Fuck off Wicke, I'm busy with my Ultra Beasts"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:58:16 No.30768468 Report

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>>30760979
Or maybe he was just rich
Seriously only betas treat women as human beings

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:09:45 No.30768679 Report

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>>30768468
She's the rich one. Her father is the founder of Aether and she inherited it. Mohn married into all that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:15:02 No.30768796 Report

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>>30768679
What a lazy bastard fucking bitches for free all day long lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:17:22 No.30768841 Report

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>>30768679
What if Mohn is her father?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:21:55 No.30768913 Report

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>>30768841
No cause Mohn's the one several people mentioned by name was studying Ultra Wormholes. And Gladion points out the whole Ultra Wormhole shit started with his dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:24:19 No.30768963 Report

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>>30762556

Yoshikage Barron Wants a Quiet Life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:24:34 No.30768970 Report

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>>30768913
this doesn't disprove shit
Mohn being Lusamine's father confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:38:01 No.30769228 Report

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>>30761252
>tfw you have to attend this stupid speech when you could be at home playing Pokemon
Probably doesn't give a single fuck about any of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 06:03:19 No.30769570 Report

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>>30761406
Without make up Ivanka has nice eyes but holy fuck did she ruin her face with that surgery.

Also Trump is useless as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 06:08:56 No.30769653 Report

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>>30761289
>and your also mentally scarred from all the mongoloid blacks and beaners beating you up at school

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 06:14:16 No.30769737 Report

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>>30765378
Proof?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 06:15:19 No.30769750 Report

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>>30767869
Kek

anime is best watched with friends who love you !1VuWuc4yxQ

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anime is best watched with friends who love you !1VuWuc4yxQ Wed 14 Dec 2016 06:16:19 No.30769762 Report

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>>30761052
>>30761252

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 06:17:02 No.30769776 Report

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>>30767586
I mean she definitely lost her mind searching for him but I think she was too far gone with her collection shit by the time we can find Mohn in game that she probably wouldn't care.

Maybe in Stars they'll meet again

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 06:54:48 No.30770328 Report

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>>30761052
8cake

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