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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:40:42 No.30762588 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30762670 >>30762902 >>30763011

>be me
>eeveelutions are my favorite pokemon
>timetogetthem.gif
>literally never shows up
>only has 1 after 5 hours into hunting for all 8
>"lol just bree for them xD"
>doesnt want mine to have the location tag "came from the breeding place"

EEVEE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DEAL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:43:39 No.30762670 Report

Quoted By: >>30762737 >>30762819 >>30762929

>>30762588
>be me
>>>/l/eave

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:46:35 No.30762737 Report

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>>30762670
>be you
>being this new
Enjoying your first day?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:48:44 No.30762784 Report

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I get your autism desu but I went with the breeding option anyway after the RNG kept throwing lax shitters at me and compromised by hatching them on royal avenue so they at least had a dank sounding birthplace

you can always PkHex it later or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:50:00 No.30762819 Report

Quoted By: >>30762979 >>30763133

>>30762670
>be you
>come across some random ass greentext on /vp/
>see the first line is "be me"
>be old enough to hate on >le me meme
>be new enough not to realise >be me has been the standard way to start greentext stories for almost as long as they have existed

ITT : greentext stories about the moment you realised you were an autistic faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:51:16 No.30762849 Report

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>be me
But I do not want to be faggot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:53:17 No.30762893 Report

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>be me
>on showdown
>every fucking shitter has a shiny Eevee for extreme boostkakke shenanigans
It has only worked once because my attack missed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:53:32 No.30762902 Report

Quoted By: >>30762945 >>30762958

>>30762588
I got like 3 in a row
also adrenaline orb retart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:54:13 No.30762918 Report

Quoted By: >>30762993

well fuck, either way, getting female eevees wil be a pain in my ass. cant wait for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:54:48 No.30762929 Report

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>>30762670

How could you be anything but yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:55:36 No.30762945 Report

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>>30762902
>retart

actually stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:56:11 No.30762958 Report

Quoted By: >>30763006

>>30762902
the adrenaline orb is only useful when you actually find one you silly nigger

I wonder how much people would bitch if they added some kind of item you could rub all over your team ace on a route where members of its evolutionary family spawn to increase the appearance rates by ~20%

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:57:08 No.30762979 Report

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>>30762819
>>be new enough not to realise >be me has been the standard way to start greentext stories for almost as long as they have existed
Hey just saw the thread and noticed what a faggot you're being. I've been lurking and posting since around 2006 and this function was originally and largely used to quote another post or highlight text with emphasis as it became common to do so, the "be me greentext stories" are a relatively recent invention and just because you lack the creative capacity to make your post interesting doesn't mean you can get angry at an anon for pointing out what a fag you are for resorting to memes to communicate anything.
Memes were more or less in-jokes to begin with that steadily evolved from "being a meme because it's funny" into "thing that is funny because it is a meme".
Feel free to continue to post greentext stories but if you want to be taken seriously ">be me" is probably the least intelligent way to start one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:57:45 No.30762993 Report

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>>30762918
getting females isn't too bad with chaining
getting one that doesn't have a shit nature is though
or characteristic if you're "proud of its power"-tier autistic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:58:26 No.30763006 Report

Quoted By: >>30763086

>>30762958
>OP says he got 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 00:58:42 No.30763011 Report

Quoted By: >>30763086 >>30763141

>>30762588
>>doesnt want mine to have the location tag "came from the breeding place"
for what purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 01:02:05 No.30763086 Report

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>>30763006
but it doesn't allow you to just farm from then on you bleeding abortion, it's just useful for shiny/HA hunting or just getting rarer genders, once you finally get the shitmon you think you want and realize it's ass or need more you get to start all over again

>>30763011
autism is half of what makes pokemon great

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 01:04:05 No.30763133 Report

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>>30762819
Except it's not, whenever you start with be me you're begging for people to point that out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 01:04:20 No.30763141 Report

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>>30763011

Its just my autism; I just dont like that "location tag" on pokemon I really like.

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