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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 03:18:47 No.30766216 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30766264 >>30767887 >>30768367 >>30772317 >>30772787

>tfw you will never salazzle inside of salazzle's salazzle
>you would never have the salazzle to salazzle her anyways and you would have to salazzle your own salazzle at night instead of doing the salazzle with salazzle
Just salazzle my shit up family

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 03:20:16 No.30766264 Report

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>>30766216
What're you a fuckin salazzle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:25:28 No.30767887 Report

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>>30766216
Oh you Salazzle!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:52:05 No.30768367 Report

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>>30766216
surskit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 08:15:01 No.30771451 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 08:45:39 No.30771752 Report

Quoted By: >>30772255 >>30772482

>Salandit/Salazzle females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

>Imagine getting a whiff of a Salazzle in heat and falling under their mind-control pheromone spell
>Imagine being lured back to the Salandit colony and falling in with the other rank-and-file Salandit drones
>Imagine worshipping Salazzle as your queen and mistress, mentally considering yourself part of the Salandit colony
>Imagine being forced to service your new Salazzle queen, basically functioning as a mindless sperm generator to satisfy her fervent sexual needs
>Imagine the Salazzle queen draining you of your male essence until you're basically a dehydrated, serotonin-riddled shell of your former self
>Imagine purposely going back to the colony during next year's heat to experience her divine, submissive ecstasy all over again

>That feel when none of this will ever happen to you

FEELS FUCKING TERRIBLE MAN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 09:37:26 No.30772255 Report

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>>30771752
You need to stop that anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 09:43:18 No.30772317 Report

Quoted By: >>30772417 >>30772648 >>30772707 >>30772708 >>30773966

>>30766216

we already have a pokemon that seduces its trainer. we don't need some lizard skank macking on her property. poison types are the worst.

speaking of which, who'd win in a fight? in game i mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 09:56:13 No.30772417 Report

Quoted By: >>30772707 >>30772708 >>30772769

>>30772317

researched it quickly:

Salazzle is faster, but is a special attacker. Gardevoir has much higher special attack and sp. def.

Salazzle's best poison attack is Venom Shock, which is 65 base while Gardevoir has access to Psychic, Recover and a myriad of status abilities

i'd say gardy has it. now, to request a picture of a gardevoir dominating a salazzle who tried to seduce her trainer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 10:01:27 No.30772482 Report

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>>30771752
>citation needed.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 10:20:22 No.30772648 Report

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>>30772317
This one is 100% female and seduces her trainer with pheromones, which is far superior

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 10:24:31 No.30772702 Report

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>>30772648

hypnosis reinforced with psychic empathy is a much more ironclad way of controlling your humans

Salazzle is a fire type, therefore warm. I could see why cuddling with one would be good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 10:25:16 No.30772707 Report

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>>30772317
Without SpD investment (who would do that?), Mega Gardevoir is OHKO's by Sludge Wave...

>>30772417
...which you ignored along with Sludge Bomb.

In typical OU Gardevoir sets, Salazzle shits on it.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 10:25:19 No.30772708 Report

Quoted By: >>30772769 >>30772819

>>30772317
>>30772417
>Salazzle's best poison attack is Venom Shock

It's got Sludge Wave, m8. That said,
>252+ SpA Salazzle Sludge Wave vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Gardevoir: 270-320 (97.4 - 115.5%) -- 87.5% chance to OHKO

Basically, Salazzle will always outspeed Gardevoir, but in cases where both are scarfed Salazzle will usually but not always OHKO Gardevoir. Meanwhile Gardevoir can OHKO every time without even needing to go Mega, with addition of the Mega dropping Salazzle's chance of a one shot to 6%. Long story short:

>Both Specs, Salazzle always wins
>Both Scarf, Salazzle wins 87% of the time
>Specs Salazzle/Mega Gardevoir, Salazzle always wins
>Scarf Salazzle/Mega Gardevoir, Gardevoir almost always wins, only losing 6% of the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 10:28:22 No.30772732 Report

Quoted By: >>30772741

What's a good Toxic Spikes setter to have as help for this slut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 10:29:15 No.30772741 Report

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>>30772732
Toxapex if you want your opponent to kill themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 10:33:44 No.30772769 Report

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>>30772417
No fuck you

We need art of the other way around

See:

>>30772708

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 10:35:44 No.30772787 Report

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>>30766216
Fucking loser get over yourself

That said, I shall now go salazzle my salazzle to salazzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 10:40:00 No.30772819 Report

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>>30772708

now say each pokemon is trained specifically to fight the other, which would have the advantage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 13:17:26 No.30773966 Report

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>>30772317
>Secuses is trainer
Stop fapping to doujins.
The lore says it just protects you and cares for you. That doesn't imply it fugs you.

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