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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:00:48 No.30767313 View View Reply Original Report

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Apologize

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:02:02 No.30767337 Report

Quoted By: >>30767516 >>30767580

>>30767313
I refuse to until Samurott gets shell smash. Serperior is good now and Emboar is beyond saving. Still like all of their designs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:02:29 No.30767350 Report

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>>30767313
Waifusnek is still my number 1 after all these years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:04:54 No.30767404 Report

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At least none of them is Meganium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:05:46 No.30767431 Report

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>>30767313
Why they give Serperior a broken abillity and then give Samurott fucking shell armor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:07:14 No.30767468 Report

Quoted By: >>30767492 >>30767570

Never.

>make the pig a third fire/fighting instead of fire/ground
>not grass/dragon
>not water/fighting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:08:05 No.30767492 Report

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>>30767468
>not Grass/Psychic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:08:10 No.30767496 Report

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Apologize for what? They're far and away the worst starters. The only remotely redeemable one is Contrary Serperior.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:09:06 No.30767516 Report

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>>30767313
Emboar is still the worst starter ever created. The other two are fine though.
>>30767337
>Shell Smash Samurott
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:11:24 No.30767570 Report

Quoted By: >>30768622 >>30769015

>>30767468

I love that Serperior is so "not-a-dragon" that it's the only snake Pokemon that isn't even in the Dragon egg group. It's like they knew people were gonna be fags about it and decided to keep the reality as far away from shitty fanwank as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:11:36 No.30767573 Report

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>>30767313
Serperior is literally waifu-tier cuteness and actually usable with Contrary Leaf Storm

No one cares about the other two unless Samurott gets Shell Smash.

Emboar can die over a spit-roast because Infernape and Blaziken are better in every way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:12:10 No.30767580 Report

Quoted By: >>30767647 >>30767706 >>30769081

>>30767337
Samurott will never get Shell Smash. It doesn't fit thematically and doesn't fit based on the other Pokemon that get it.

Enough of this meme. You should be happy Samurott wrecks face in NU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:12:52 No.30767592 Report

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>>30767313
Serperior's smile is a miracle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:13:12 No.30767595 Report

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>>30767496
Typhlosion and Meganium are way, way worse. At least Feraligatr stops that shitter gen from being complete trash.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:13:14 No.30767597 Report

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No need. I love all three.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:13:18 No.30767602 Report

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>>30767313
Make me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:15:24 No.30767647 Report

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>>30767580
>It doesn't fit thematically
>The evo line are capable of breaking their shells
>Incompatible with the move
Nah.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:16:20 No.30767676 Report

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>>30767313
I seem to like all starters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:17:36 No.30767706 Report

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>>30767580
It does though, especially when fucking Barbaracle and Turtonator get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:19:46 No.30767751 Report

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>>30767706
Barbaracle and Turtonator are completely covered in shell-like armor or have a big-ass shell covering its body to begin with. Everything that gets Shell Smash is enshrouded in huge, bulky armor. The only exceptions to this are Gorebyss and Huntail who are only able to get it from their pre-evolution (where it makes sense).

Samurott is not completely covered in tough armor, its armor looks more like decoration than anything else. It will never get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:23:15 No.30767842 Report

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>>30767313
Samurott is alright but is too different from his prevos.
Snek waifu is amazing because of contrary+leafstorm
Emboar is mediocre and unoriginal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:27:52 No.30767934 Report

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:29:22 No.30767966 Report

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>>30767934

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:29:35 No.30767968 Report

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>>30767313
Hey watch it I love Serperior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:29:51 No.30767981 Report

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>>30767313
gen 2 and 7 are the only generations in which I like all the starter designs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:30:19 No.30767987 Report

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:37:58 No.30768130 Report

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>>30767313
All 3 of the Unova starters were complete trash, and I boxed my starter in White 1 & 2.

>shitty version of Meganium (which was already one of the worst grass starters), just trade bulk for speed
>fat, slow pig that's the 3rd fire/fighting starter for some reason
>uninteresting Water-type #20403

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:41:22 No.30768180 Report

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:42:24 No.30768199 Report

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:48:20 No.30768298 Report

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>>30767751
Omastar gets it and he's no more "enshrouded in huge, bulky armor" than Samurott

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 04:49:52 No.30768322 Report

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>>30767313
To serperior? yes
Samurott and emboar? Hell no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:06:47 No.30768622 Report

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>>30767570
>Serperior line is the only serpent not in the Dragon egg group

That's honestly stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:07:23 No.30768631 Report

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>>30767313
>Samurott isn't Waer/Fighting and suddenly goes on 4 legs
>Another fire/fighting
>Grass looks good but has subpar stats

Medicore starters desu, better than Gen 1 and 2 but worse than every other gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:07:39 No.30768641 Report

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>>30767313
Best snek wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:10:03 No.30768693 Report

Quoted By: >>30769601

>>30767751
I'm willing to believe the mons with defense as their highest stat get Shell Smash thing partially because Blastoise and Torterra don't get it either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:24:01 No.30768960 Report

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>>30767313
Sorry your buddies are so shit, serperior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:27:07 No.30769015 Report

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>>30767570
>>30768622

Oh wait, I forgot about Dunsparce. Also a serpent, also can't fuck Dragons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:30:48 No.30769081 Report

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>>30767580
It does fit, though. It has a bunch of scallop shit growing over its legs and head. It could just go "fuck this" and smash it to become more nimble with its sword attacks.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:31:51 No.30769106 Report

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>>30767492
Fun fact: In the actual book version of the Jungle Book, Kaa was one of Mowgli's mentors like Baloo and Bagheera (he was also the only one of the three who never beat Mowgli). Disney didn't think a heroic snake would sell well, so they turned him into that. Now people hear Kaa and think of a cowardly hypnotic fethishbait snake instead of a 100+ year old badass python who murdered an entire city of monkeys to save Mowgli when Baloo and Bagheera couldn't, took the Man cub to a tomb with some crazy old and valuable treasure, and devised a plan to eradicate an entire pack of voracious wild dogs using a river and some beehives. Feels fucking terrible man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:32:01 No.30769110 Report

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Thanks for being a bro, Baconator

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:38:35 No.30769235 Report

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>>30767313
>the only gen I can't bring myself to even somewhat like any of the starters
>the only gen I didn't use my starter for the whole game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:39:49 No.30769260 Report

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>>30769106
dang that sucks a bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:43:49 No.30769318 Report

Quoted By: >>30769360

Sorry /vp/ has shit taste and that you're lumped together with those losers, Samurott.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:46:56 No.30769360 Report

Quoted By: >>30769411

>>30769318
Serperior = OU
Emboar = RU
Samurott = NU
ok

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:50:04 No.30769411 Report

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>>30769360
>He only cares about a Pokemon's competitive viability
"ok" Indeed.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:51:20 No.30769423 Report

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>>30767313
Smugleaf has won my heart for the grass starters.

The other starters are okay, why they turned emboar into a cat for sun/moon I don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 05:56:59 No.30769489 Report

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>>30769411
I mean, you're the one calling the other two more successful starters losers, so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 06:04:58 No.30769601 Report

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>>30768298
Are you retarded? Did you miss the massive shell it has on its back?
>>30768693
...I guess you got me there. But Minior gets it and its highest stat is speed when Shields Down activates. Regardless, it's not really false that every Shell Smash mon has something resembling armor covering the majority of their body. You can still say that Samurott fails to fit in with that criterion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 06:31:21 No.30769974 Report

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I'm sorry Snivy for letting you die a lot in SMD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2016 06:58:55 No.30770387 Report

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>>30767313
for the first time ever i think i will actually apologize, i didn't like any of them when they were revealed

but i've been using them lately and they are really good

Emboar endured a bunch of stuff in my sun team and he defeated everything using his fighting moves

Samurott is helping me a lot in ORAS right now

and well serperior is allright

i don't know why i dislked them so much before, maybe it was because everything looked emo as fuck in back and white, and now they look like actually really colorful pokemon

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