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Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 21:39:42 No.30807912 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30808040 >>30808474 >>30808768 >>30808793 >>30808873

Why him?

I know it's sideways, but fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 21:46:03 No.30808040 Report

Quoted By: >>30808104 >>30810577 >>30811416

>>30807912
Because you're based instead of being a gay fucking shit eating fedora fapping cock munching boipussi rubbing unsanity fat retarded special ed suicidal unpure gains hating twink loving Redditor who wants to fuck the Owl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 21:48:58 No.30808104 Report

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>>30808040
>being this assblasted
just calm down, friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:05:23 No.30808442 Report

Quoted By: >>30808740

>taking a photo of your fucking monitor

You must be at least 18 years old to browse this site.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:06:55 No.30808474 Report

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>>30807912
Is this a Jojo reference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:18:31 No.30808740 Report

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>>30808442
>you need to post a perfectly neat screenshot everytime to please the anons of vp

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Arcanon 3024 9037 3832 Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:19:59 No.30808768 Report

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>>30807912
>>30807912
cause his animations are some of the best in the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:21:14 No.30808793 Report

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>>30807912
>Incineroar
There lies the problem. If you picked Shitten or Pooplio you are objectively trash. If you picked Rowlet, you are objectively a normie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:22:27 No.30808813 Report

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>>30808740
More like you do it to not look like a complete retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:22:40 No.30808818 Report

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it's the same reason people play with machoke, to touch it's dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:23:05 No.30808824 Report

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>>30808793
t. nostarterfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:24:43 No.30808864 Report

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>>30808793
Somebody misses Sycamore's second set of starters :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:25:45 No.30808873 Report

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>>30807912
Turns out the majority aren't nu-males and the twitter poll only reached a minority of the players, most of which were probably normies who left the game after 2 hours

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Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:25:55 No.30808879 Report

Quoted By: >>30808915

Same reason pick related was popular last gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:26:11 No.30808889 Report

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>>30808793
st00pid gen1er

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:27:36 No.30808915 Report

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>>30808879
Except in this case it's girls and barafags instead of waifufags and trapfags.

Honestly I was expected it'd be Tsareena this gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:28:00 No.30808930 Report

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>>30808793
t. normie
Neck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:29:24 No.30808950 Report

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>>30808915
>Tsareena
Shit taste. Doesn't compare at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:30:28 No.30808967 Report

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>>30808915
Lurantis is the better waifu anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:30:48 No.30808974 Report

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>>30808915
>tfw I had both a Tsareena and an Incineroar in my main party
>I don't fap to either one of them
Huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 22:31:51 No.30809005 Report

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>>30808950
>>30808967
Hey I was just saying that Tsareena seems to be the most popular waifumon this gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 23:35:00 No.30810265 Report

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>>30808974
are you me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 23:41:57 No.30810418 Report

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>>30808740
implying it's any way difficult pressing the print screen key

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 23:48:47 No.30810577 Report

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>>30808040

wew

Either this is some hard ass troll or someone needs to take a breather outside the internet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2016 23:56:01 No.30810724 Report

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>>30808967
Bullshit.

Tsareena lets you play with her crown in Refresh, it's literally her favourite petting zone, and in the Pokedex it says that touching it makes Tsareena go weak.

You're quite literally getting her off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 00:10:30 No.30811019 Report

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>>30808974
>>30810265
Same Tsareena was just a better grass pokemon to me, my other 2 options at the moment were Lurantis or Lilligant, Tsareenas was so much fun to use

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 00:26:23 No.30811386 Report

Quoted By: >>30811423 >>30811440 >>30811618 >>30811936

>>30808793
I think my favorite thing about all the starter shitposting is that my anecdotal evidence is:
>66% of biological women choose Decidueye
>100% of trans women choose Decidueye
>0% of men choose Decidueye

>33% of biological women choose Incineroar
>0% of trans women choose Incineroar
>50% of men choose Incineroar

>0% of biological women choose Primarina
>0% of trans women choose Primarina
>50% of men choose Primarina

It's just fun seeing people shitposting about "muh tranny seal" when the trannies are picking the owl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 00:27:41 No.30811416 Report

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>>30808040
Just because I like the owl doesn't mean I want to fuck it. Go get professional help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 00:27:58 No.30811423 Report

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>>30811386
ebin maymay truly ebin XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 00:28:45 No.30811440 Report

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>>30811386
[citation needed]

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 00:33:10 No.30811533 Report

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>>30811440
>my anecdotal evidence is
He literally admits it's anecdote. That's like asking for a citation when someone mentions what starter they themselves picked.

Based on his percentages, he's likely working with a sample of three biological women, one trans woman, and two men, which is meaningless from a statistical standpoint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 00:34:36 No.30811569 Report

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>It's based on Tiger Mask so it literally gains points in Japan for being based on something of their culture

>It looks and feels like a heel wrestler, so it gains points to all the Wrestlemania and all the WWE fans

>It looks "big" and "strong", just enough to get the attention of anyone who just instantly goes for the strongest looking mon

>Add points for possibly being the next Charizard popularity wise and I ain't talking about just the popularity here either, Charizard also happens to be the one with THE most porn out there

it's the normie/stronk/fire tiger being equivalent to fire dragon/COOL/I'm not gay pick

Primarina's the high class superiority bitch/fairy friend who means no harm vs. fairy friend that wants to shove its sexuality in everyone's throats/LGBT-defense squad/repeat-kawaii-ad nauseam/let the boy wear dresses pick

Owl's the Tumblr/hooded brahs/mom-it's-just-a-phase/relatively calm but feisty-nitpicky bunch/modest but have a really fucking big mouth regarding their opinion/don't want to give a shit but end up falling in fallacies/ends up forgetting arguments entirely because short-term memory loss pick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 00:36:28 No.30811618 Report

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>>30811386
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>0% of biological women choose Primarina
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>0% of trans women choose Primarina

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 00:41:41 No.30811736 Report

Quoted By: >>30812154

>it was Rowlet last month
I guess people just acquired some taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 00:51:07 No.30811936 Report

Quoted By: >>30812413

>>30811386
Trans woman here, I picked Poppilio.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 01:01:20 No.30812154 Report

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>>30811736
The BIRB faggots got bored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 01:05:03 No.30812234 Report

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Cool animations

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 01:07:47 No.30812290 Report

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Noctowl's a cooler owl anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2016 01:13:07 No.30812413 Report

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>>30811936
Who the hell is Poppilio

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