Now gather around and I'll tell you a story
Of how a fanbase ruined a game called Omori
But instead of going and wasting your time
I'll use the alphabet and make it a rhyme
Now, the game hasn't arrived, so it still has a chance
To get the right people before we repeat this dance
So instead of a story I'll give the do's and don'ts
so that hopefully some will refrain and they won't
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A is for Alternate Universes, they make everyone pissed.
You should just be happy with what already exists.
B is for Berating, it's for the stuck up
They're being toxic and should shut the fuck up
C is for cross-shipping, and while it may be fun,
Keep in mind that canon ships are the only real one
D is for dead memes, please stop shitposting
Keep it up and you'll recieve a thorough roasting
E is for exclusion, c'mon, everyone has a right!
Seclusion stiffs the programmers and creates blight.
F is for fanart, while some is okay
One unexpected lewd can ruin your day
G is for gay porn, while there's no beef with the LGBT,
Any kind fanporn is an atrocity.
H is for hentai, which is never okay,
Make another drawing and there will be hell to pay!
I is for incest, which is always taboo
Whether it's a ship or real porn, we'll still despise you
J is for Justification: just please stop trying
You furries and 12 year olds are why the fanbase is dying.
That concludes the alphabet for now
Volume 2 coming soon, so give me a shout