>>30843616>Solarbeam>strikes opponent from the skyWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
THE MOVE'S FLAVOR SAYS THAT THE POKEMON ABSORBS ENERGY THEN BLASTS THE FOE, NOT FUCKING INFLUENCING THE SUN SOMEHOW SO THAT THE FUCKING SUN LETS OUT A ONE-OFF BEAM OR SOMETHING TO SHOOT A GUY, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK