Look at this sexy motherfucker.

Is Decidueye the most well-designed Pokemon of all time? I honestly think it is. It's definitely the best starter. It has a theme, personality, and just the right amount of details. Not over-designed, not bland. He's badass. He's a gentlemen. He's a Pokemon of fine taste.

I was excited for Owltair, and, somehow, what we got was even better. It boggles my mind to think that there are people out there who like Incineroar and Primarina more than Decidueye. How fucking shit can your taste be?

Pre-oparina is the most disgusting Pokemon I've ever seen. I didn't think Game Freak could get any more degenerate, but holy shit was I wrong. If your Pokemon has only a 12% chance of not being an abomination, then you fucked up. But the crazy thing is, Pre-oparinautists actually LIKE the fact that their seal (male) has a dick! Ballio would have been 10,000x better than this disgrace.

I will give Incineretards some credit; at least they've come to terms with the fact that they like penis. Because you would have to be literally gay to like Incineroar. There's no way Game Freak didn't have faggots in mind when creating this Pokemon. His mannerisms, look (Those fuckawful proportions), and theme (Wrestling is gay) were all custom made for people who chainsmoke cock. Imagine a fat neckbeard steaming up his 3DS screen while he rubs a cartoon tiger's crotch in a video game - that's the average Incineretard.

So, what say you? Do you agree? Do you have any rebuttals against the arguments laid before you?

>Shoots a Spirit Shackle at the Pre-oparinautists, trapping them at their computers while they look at tranny porn
>Unleashes a devastating Sinister Arrow Raid on the Incineretards, ruining their cum-stained fursuits

Yeah........ Didn't think so.