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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 04:01:27 No.30888573 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30888693 >>30889612 >>30890320

Got these two gems for SM from MetaCritic
So how I don't really want to finish the game..
1. Graphic is bad than usual, No 3D on 3DS at all.
2. No GYM, so this is not pokemon
3. Long dialog and meaningless in dialog options selection
4. Very ugly new pokemon( I thought X/Y could be worse, but, in face I love X/Y so much after compare to Sun/Moon)
5. The game looks un-finished.
Why this game is pure garbage:
1. Endless dialogs without any meaning
2. horrible low fps
3. still narly never in 3D
4. Zero anti aliasing
5. **** music
6. Horrible long loading times
7. Moore cutscenes than a telltale game
8. Still much to easy

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 04:06:51 No.30888665 Report

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>Still much too easy
They don't know what a pain in the ass was Totem Wishiwashi an Lurantis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 04:08:01 No.30888693 Report

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>>30888573
Absolute garbage. Game Freak is ruining the Pokemon franchise. Six hours in and I'm still being held by the hand the entire time. Cutscenes are trash, characters are poorly written, the new "call for help" mechanic will drive you up the **** wall.

Aloha feels like a set of stages rather than a full map, and there is very little exploration. Daycare doesn't level Pokémon anymore (what the **** No bikes, fishing is a joke in that you have to use it in certain locations rather than anywhere with water. Rotom serves no purpose other than to deliver stupid dialog. Still can't search by Pokémon people want on the GTS. Framerate drops to 12FPS when more than 2 Pokémon are on screen and no 3D (even with the new 3Ds). No more Pokémon by routes, if you want to find a specific mon you must find the exact patch of grass it spawns in, good luck with the god awful map. Roadblocks solely consist of "Oops there's a thing here, go do the current quest and come back." with absolutely no imagination. No trainer refresh or registering. Post Battle status effects have no consequence, as you can go into the Pokémon Refresh and instantly remove them. Megas have been replaced with the Z-move gimmick, why not have both?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 04:12:10 No.30888783 Report

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>>30888665
>They don't know what a pain is
Tfw I chose the fire starter and steamrolled the game with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 04:47:45 No.30889612 Report

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>>30888573
>shit music

NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 05:17:02 No.30890274 Report

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>>30888783
TFW the one i got was a fucking pebble when i checked his IVs

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 05:19:26 No.30890320 Report

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>>30888573
>shit music
are they fucking deaf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 05:25:01 No.30890436 Report

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I think Metacritic reviews should be a legitimate reason to remove a person's internet privileges.

It would only be a net benefit if they were told they were stupid and shamed for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 05:29:47 No.30890540 Report

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>>30888693
>Framerate drops to 12FPS when more than 2 Pokémon are on screen
To be fair, this is probably the most genuine complaint made in that list. GameFreak's comparatively poor understanding of the hardware and the ridiculously high-poly models make it really hard to look at double battles without straining my eyes.

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