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>be me
>?? y/o
>playing Soul Silver
>Team is a Ninetales, Tauros, Feraligatr, Mismagius, Alakazam and Dragonite named Palmyra, Brazen, Moses, Eleanor, Delphi and Felgrand in that order
>final battle against Lance
>Do pretty well against the Elite 4 2nd time round despite average level of team being 55 and E4's is 65
>Get through everyone and still in decent shape, heal up after battles
>Go through the final door and it's Lance
>This is it, the final battle
>Gonna rek u so hard the last time this many dragons died the Mountain raped a baby
>Lance sends out his first Pokemon, a Salamence
>Level 72
>Level 72
>against my Level 55 Ninetales named Palmyra
>L E V E L 72
>wtf la
>can't do anything except try to neuter him somewhat with Will-O-Wisp, he Lum Berries
>shit
>Expect him to use Earthquake, he just Dragon Claws instead
>Leaves my Ninetales with 40 HP
>willow wizzle one more time, this time he gets burned
>Stall for time with Tauros, manage to get a Rock Climb out
>Salamence at around 2/5 health
>Send out Felgrand (Dragonite), maybe he can get a kill
>Salamence uses Rest
>No Lum Berry
>is this the real life
>Dragon dance one, two, three times
>salamence is in a fucking coma, one million evanescences playing all around him won't wake him from his slumber
>Don't want to push my luck so Dragon Claw him
>ded
>Lance sends out a Dragonite
>ded
>Lance sends out two more Pokemon and they get BTFO'd
>finally sends out a Gyarados
>shit shit shit this isn't what I had in mind
(cont.)
>be me
>?? y/o
>playing Soul Silver
>Team is a Ninetales, Tauros, Feraligatr, Mismagius, Alakazam and Dragonite named Palmyra, Brazen, Moses, Eleanor, Delphi and Felgrand in that order
>final battle against Lance
>Do pretty well against the Elite 4 2nd time round despite average level of team being 55 and E4's is 65
>Get through everyone and still in decent shape, heal up after battles
>Go through the final door and it's Lance
>This is it, the final battle
>Gonna rek u so hard the last time this many dragons died the Mountain raped a baby
>Lance sends out his first Pokemon, a Salamence
>Level 72
>Level 72
>against my Level 55 Ninetales named Palmyra
>L E V E L 72
>wtf la
>can't do anything except try to neuter him somewhat with Will-O-Wisp, he Lum Berries
>shit
>Expect him to use Earthquake, he just Dragon Claws instead
>Leaves my Ninetales with 40 HP
>willow wizzle one more time, this time he gets burned
>Stall for time with Tauros, manage to get a Rock Climb out
>Salamence at around 2/5 health
>Send out Felgrand (Dragonite), maybe he can get a kill
>Salamence uses Rest
>No Lum Berry
>is this the real life
>Dragon dance one, two, three times
>salamence is in a fucking coma, one million evanescences playing all around him won't wake him from his slumber
>Don't want to push my luck so Dragon Claw him
>ded
>Lance sends out a Dragonite
>ded
>Lance sends out two more Pokemon and they get BTFO'd
>finally sends out a Gyarados
>shit shit shit this isn't what I had in mind
(cont.)
