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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 17:31:19 No.30919279 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30919299

>Be me, BloodPain, a male Umbreon
>Trainer is fat autistic neckbeard with awkward hat
>He runs smogon battles with me for a few years
>He loses interest in me
>Get wonder traded
>End up in weird alien place with yellow people
>New trainer is 13 year old gril
>I don't understand her, all it does is ching chong, is she a mon too?
>She has a female Espeon, gross
>Get put in daycare with espeon
>Nope.avi
>chingchong gets mad and blames me for the lack of eggs
>I'm only into dudes as women trigger me
>I miss my old trainer, fatass threw me away like a novelty
>I am plotting a series of murders on the girl, her family and my old trainer

Can I get some help from you guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 17:32:33 No.30919299 Report

Quoted By: >>30919377 >>30919580 >>30919754

>>30919279
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little diaperbeam lol response up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just respond to yourself. Oh, and we all know the response. The "epic" LOL, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic diaperbeamlolfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "DIAPERBEAM LOL." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 17:35:34 No.30919340 Report

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I thought this was your backstory
>Be me, BloodPain, a male Umbreon
>Trainer is big boned and wears funny hats
>I run these ''smogon'' battles with him
>He stopped using me
>Get wonder traded for a Abra in a quick ball, like I'm cattle
>New trainer is this 13 year old yellow thing
>I don't understand her, all it goes is ching chong
>She has a female Espeon, gross
>She puts us in daycare
>Nope.avi
>ChingChong gets mad because noeggs.jpg
>I decided to murder her, her parents and my old trainer for trading me like cattle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 17:38:32 No.30919377 Report

Quoted By: >>30919570 >>30919781

>>30919299

>insults people who write diaperbeam
>he's autistic to the point of writing a wall of text about them

I believe you were just describing yourself, m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 17:53:34 No.30919570 Report

Quoted By:

>>30919377
>being this mew
is a pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 17:54:04 No.30919580 Report

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>>30919299
DiaperBeamLOL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 17:58:21 No.30919653 Report

Quoted By: >>30919688

>Be me, Pinky, a female Espeon
>Trainer is young japanese girl
>She caught an Abra for wonder trade, as she knows they're popular
>Wonder trades it for an Umbreon named Bloodpain
>Oh dear
>He is extremely rude and tore up the ribbons trainer made for us
>He gets really tense when I get too close or touch him
>I think he is kinda cute, so this sucks
>She wants me to bear Eevee, takes us to daycare
>Yes!
>He tells me how he is only into men
>Tells me I'm gross because i'm pink and girly
>He became more reserved lately and ignores me completely

What do guise? How do I get him to give me Eevee eggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 18:00:32 No.30919688 Report

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>>30919653
It's obvious. Drug and rape him in his sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 18:05:00 No.30919754 Report

Quoted By: >>30919958

>>30919299
>doesn't change the capeshit movie part
diaper beam lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 18:06:17 No.30919781 Report

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>>30919377
Nice try newfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 18:15:22 No.30919958 Report

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>>30919754
lol

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