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please help

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:02:20 No.30928938 View View Reply Original Report

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I'm extremely attracted to Celesteela to the point where I get an erection just from looking at it. It's gotten to the point that I can't even play competitive anymore due to it having incredibly high usage. Please help me /vp/ I don't know what the fuck to do and it's making me go insane.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:03:15 No.30928948 Report

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It doesn't even have good porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:03:30 No.30928955 Report

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>>30928938
get a job

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:04:54 No.30928980 Report

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>>30928938

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:05:21 No.30928985 Report

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>>30928955
I plan on it, I just got fired from my old job right before the holidays and have nothing to do now but play Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:05:36 No.30928990 Report

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>>30928938
play UU
it's exactly like OU but without celesteela

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:06:23 No.30929004 Report

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>>30928938
Keep fapping to it until you stop getting a boner from it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:07:11 No.30929014 Report

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>>30928990
i'm a VGC fag
>>30929004
I've tried but that's only made it worse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:08:13 No.30929030 Report

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just DONT think about how THICC she is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:17:46 No.30929221 Report

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I can help with that ; )

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:18:27 No.30929230 Report

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>>30929030
>she

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:20:24 No.30929261 Report

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>>30929030
not helping anon
>>30929221
that image is actually the reason i'm like this now, I've been attracted to Celey ever since I saw her but that image alone made it 100x worse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:22:41 No.30929304 Report

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Feeding Celestia!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:23:16 No.30929314 Report

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If you're a thiccfag, then this will ruin her for you:
>if a 5'6"'100 lb. human woman was scaled up to 30 feet, she would weigh more than SEVEN times Celesteela's weight
Celesteela is a thinn sticc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:27:24 No.30929391 Report

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>>30928980
>TFW literally masturbated to NOTHING but Pheromosa the past week, and lay in bed for hours at night thinking of fantasies of me and her together

What's the deal with Ultra Beasts?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:30:42 No.30929449 Report

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>>30928938
Wow you should actually kill yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:31:23 No.30929463 Report

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>>30929304
cute!
>>30929314
i'm a thicc fag and this doesn't bother me at all, my headcanon is that she doesn't weigh as much due to the materiel that she's made out of. I also haven't really been attracted to real women since I saw Celey, so even with my autistic headcanon aside this doesn't bother me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:34:26 No.30929523 Report

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>>30929221
>TFW my Celesteela gets horny and I have to pleasure her, but she's so big I can only do that by sliding myself in and out of her vagina

Anyone know this feel? Oh, who am I kidding, of course you fucking don't. Should have just went with fucking Buzzwole. We could have lifted together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:37:12 No.30929574 Report

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>>30928980
I feel this dude, I have a feeling that he might just be roleplaying. But if he isn't he and I are one in the same.
>>30929391
>What's the deal with Ultra Beasts
Idk senpai, something about them is just so HNNNNNG

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:40:45 No.30929657 Report

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>>30929391
Who knows? Maybe our tastes evolved so far that regular pokemon aren't enough anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:42:42 No.30929698 Report

Quoted By: >>30929741 >>30929862 >>30930118

Damn, and I thought I was weird for drawing her super thicc. Sorry anon, we in rock bottom now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:45:19 No.30929741 Report

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>>30929698
You should be proud of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:50:58 No.30929862 Report

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>>30929698
Speaking of drawing my dream is to fill the internet with a good quantity of Celesteela hentai so other anons like me actually have stuff to fap to. The only issue is that i'm complete ass at drawing, so i'm thinking about spending my remaining money for this month on drawing lessons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 03:52:11 No.30929880 Report

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>>30929862
>the UB I like is already a jap fetish
Feels good, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 04:04:14 No.30930118 Report

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>>30929698
post stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 04:20:12 No.30930381 Report

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>>30930118
please

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 04:32:19 No.30930589 Report

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Lol porn has ruined your mind my dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 04:39:03 No.30930699 Report

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>>30930118
http://tapukek.tumblr.com/post/153974410240/my-giant-alien-steel-wife
Made this, but I made a second version I haven't uploaded with two of them. People shat on me for the chub though, and I also drew the feeding pokebean one. I'm in Mexico and won't be able to draw lewd till January so I'll take ideas for then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 04:40:44 No.30930728 Report

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>>30928938
I named mine Fionna and Onion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 04:41:29 No.30930739 Report

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>>30930699
I need more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 04:45:46 No.30930791 Report

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>>30930699
Did you draw the Nihilego one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 04:54:15 No.30930917 Report

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>>30930699
You're a god among men anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 04:57:40 No.30930963 Report

Quoted By: >>30931055 >>30931285 >>30931887

>mfw I just got into a vore rp with a girl as Celesteela

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:04:02 No.30931055 Report

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>>30930963
>tfw I got into a sun getting fattened by Celesteela rp
>person never came back
someone fill the void.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:16:51 No.30931253 Report

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>>30931055
That sounds cute! I like the idea of Celesteela making you tasty treats, and you love her so much that you can't turn her down!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:18:30 No.30931276 Report

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>>30931253
it was actually really good and I've been looking for someone but people think I'm fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:19:03 No.30931285 Report

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>>30930963
>girl

yea, about that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:22:40 No.30931337 Report

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>>30931285
What, are you saying that you was the them and that you aren't what you said they are?!
Prove it buddo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:29:02 No.30931429 Report

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>>30928938
How do you even get off to this thing? I mean understand to getting off to anthropomorphics like Gardevoir, Lopunny, Roserade, and Salazzle; or ferals like Vaporeon, Absol, Ninetails, and Serperior; but this is at different whole level. I mean it's not as bad as floor tile patterns, but its so alien with its anatomy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:30:56 No.30931461 Report

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>>30931429
>he doesn't like thicc steel bamboo moon princess

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No Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:34:36 No.30931506 Report

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>>30929463
Your forgetting something, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:37:16 No.30931536 Report

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>>30931506
>Implying that I don't dress up as Kartana to please my waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:41:43 No.30931598 Report

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>>30930699
Looks great anon. dont let anyone give you shit for drawing chub

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:42:42 No.30931616 Report

Quoted By: >>30931670 >>30932013

Why do you like big booty white bitches? Are you a nigger?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:45:35 No.30931670 Report

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>>30931616
I'm not of african american decent, and Celey is more green than white desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:47:19 No.30931703 Report

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>>30928938
This but with Braixen, minus the competitive bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 05:53:23 No.30931796 Report

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>>30928980

lusamine_uses_vp.jpg

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 06:01:10 No.30931887 Report

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>>30930963
Sorry about my shoddy penmanship but I wanted to draw a thing after that

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 06:04:01 No.30931928 Report

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>>30931887
fuck, made it way too big

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 06:05:41 No.30931942 Report

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>>30931887
>>30931928
Here it is at a more manageable size

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 06:11:25 No.30932005 Report

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>>30931928
plz draw >>30931055

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 06:12:04 No.30932013 Report

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>>30931616
Celesteela is my fat-assed Japanese wife faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 06:22:54 No.30932141 Report

Quoted By: >>30932211

I wonder how her exhaust fumes would smell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 06:27:46 No.30932211 Report

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>>30932141
haha just wondering for a friend haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 07:40:11 No.30933078 Report

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>>30932211
Do you think she gets embaressed when she lays her leech seeds? haha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 08:00:50 No.30933384 Report

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>>30931276
you are fucked up, anon

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 08:27:34 No.30933774 Report

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>>30928938
The solution is simple, though the process is painful.

Just cut of your dick and you'll be fine, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 08:29:20 No.30933792 Report

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>>30933774
Y-yes mommy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 10:11:17 No.30934690 Report

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>>30928938

Seek psychological help because it doesn't sound like you're right in the head. It's a cartoon. It's a drawing. It's NOT REAL. You can't fuck it. It's a FUCKING ROCKET. Go out into the real world and look at real HUMANS.
Or go get help, like I said. Cause it's not mentally right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 10:14:23 No.30934715 Report

Quoted By: >>30935400

>>30934690
>You can't fuck it. It's a FUCKING ROCKET.

Not with that attitude. Stop ruining OP's dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 12:03:26 No.30935400 Report

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>>30934690
>real humans
I'm not even attracted to real women for the most part at this point, Celey is the only gal for me.
>>30934715
Thanks for sticking up for me fampai <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 12:12:02 No.30935488 Report

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>>30934690
>It's a cartoon. It's a drawing. It's NOT REAL. You can't fuck it.
I know that /vp/ isn't one person, but I find it funny how the "it's not real" argument is never brought up by the moralfags when it comes to the loli thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 12:20:46 No.30935567 Report

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>>30934690
Wow, I opened this thread just to laugh at OP, but you're by far the most autistic person in here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 12:44:33 No.30935789 Report

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>>30933774
no thx

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 15:23:40 No.30937434 Report

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>>30930791
Everything under the "my art" tag if it works, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 15:34:18 No.30937583 Report

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Jesus Christ.
This is almost as bad as goodraposting.
Go outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 15:36:12 No.30937602 Report

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>>30928980
I think I saw a Lillie version of this somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 18:11:18 No.30939975 Report

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>>30928938
i know that feel OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 20:29:52 No.30942302 Report

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>>30937602
Which one was the original?

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 22:27:15 No.30944726 Report

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celly belly

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