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>This is your mom now

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:44:00 No.30959020 View View Reply Original Report

How fucked are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:44:51 No.30959027 Report

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Going to jail for incest

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:44:55 No.30959028 Report

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>>30959020
every day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:45:23 No.30959032 Report

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>>30959020
Hopefully.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:45:43 No.30959039 Report

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At least five times a day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:47:56 No.30959066 Report

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>>30959020
A lot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:49:11 No.30959082 Report

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I want to fuck my mom now wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:50:52 No.30959106 Report

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>>30959020
Hopefully a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:58:08 No.30959178 Report

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>>30959020
So what you're saying is that my parents never divorced and my mom is able bodied.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:59:11 No.30959188 Report

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very - hopefully every night

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:59:16 No.30959189 Report

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>>30959020
I'm relatively fine.
I'm not degenerate enough to want to fuck her, and I'm a nice enough of a kid to not fuck with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 13:59:56 No.30959196 Report

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>>30959020
>dress like one of her shitty ubs
>fuck her

not too bad desu senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 14:11:19 No.30959318 Report

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>>30959020
A-am i worthy of her love?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 14:43:19 No.30959605 Report

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well I've probably inherited extreme mental illness from her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:13:37 No.30960726 Report

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>>30959605
>not wanting to get fucked up on Nihilego toxins

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:14:09 No.30960736 Report

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>>30959020
I'll make her a mom again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:15:53 No.30960758 Report

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>>30959020
More like
How fucked will she be

By me

Things like this make me think incest is fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:18:27 No.30960788 Report

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>>30960758
Incest is always fine, anon. What are you talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:21:53 No.30960835 Report

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>>30959020
>How fucked are you?
hopefully a lot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:35:45 No.30961054 Report

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The lack of Lusamine Porn in this thread disturbs me.
Don't you guys get OP is asking for it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:38:44 No.30961101 Report

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>>30959020
>Lusamine
>she's only interested in pokemon cocks
>doesn't give a shit about her children
I'm surprised there's rarely any pokephilia with her in it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:40:21 No.30961122 Report

Quoted By: >>30961138 >>30961164

YAMERO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:41:17 No.30961138 Report

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>>30961122
Don't feel bad, maybe you could join us too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:41:52 No.30961144 Report

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I'm ugly inside-out so I don't think she'll even bother with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:42:47 No.30961164 Report

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>>30961122
Gladion's about to get a new father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:49:52 No.30961256 Report

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>>30959020
Depends. Am I an Ultra Beast?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 18:41:01 No.30963006 Report

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>>30961164
Gladion is about to be a father.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 20:04:54 No.30964444 Report

Quoted By: >>30965646 >>30965788 >>30974172

>>30961164
Gladion's about to get a new baby sibling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 20:27:34 No.30964858 Report

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>>30963006
I wonder how drained his balls were afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 21:06:49 No.30965646 Report

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>>30964444
Nice quads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 21:08:52 No.30965675 Report

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>>30959020
The better question is how fucked is she. very

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 21:11:37 No.30965709 Report

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Pew pew

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 21:15:53 No.30965775 Report

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>>30965709
Damn it Nebby, get in the BAG, not the HAG.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 21:16:31 No.30965788 Report

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>>30964444
witnessed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 22:38:10 No.30967322 Report

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>>30959020
the question is: memesquito god of gains or spawn of nurge?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:01:11 No.30968898 Report

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not as fucked as shes gonna be

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:02:49 No.30968925 Report

Quoted By: >>30968980 >>30969212 >>30969543

>Have a fetish for flashing my mom
>Get rock hard from my mom seeing my penis and butt
>TFW doing this with Lusamine as my mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:05:25 No.30968980 Report

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>>30968925
Post proofs tovarish

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:06:52 No.30969000 Report

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>that sweet feel when someone finally made art of her spanking Gladion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:06:53 No.30969003 Report

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>>30959020
Make her love my cock more than she does any ultra beast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:07:49 No.30969023 Report

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You guys know that she's literally used goods right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:10:26 No.30969081 Report

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>>30959020
I'd have so many autistic siblings that I'm also the father of

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:16:39 No.30969212 Report

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>>30968925
I never even thought about this fetish until I ran into some videos of it. Now I'm dangerously interested in it. Is it just your mom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:21:41 No.30969308 Report

Quoted By: >>30969521 >>30969543

>>30969212
I have a fetish for embarrassment, but I wouldn't dare do it with anyone but my mom.

I """"""accidentally""""""" have her see me naked, then act extremely embarrassed. She always acts pretty amused, which is the reaction I want (being grossed out wouldn't work). This gives me a fully-stretched, rock-hard penis in less than 3 seconds, so I only do it VERY rarely, so she doesn't think anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:21:44 No.30969309 Report

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>>30969000
Nice taste

Nice digits

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:23:27 No.30969342 Report

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I grew up without a mother so i would protect her and beat the shit out of everyone who defied her with pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:25:26 No.30969385 Report

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>>30969342
Then you'd get your ass kicked by an 11 year old in multiple battles and have Lusamine disown you in favor of ultra beasts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:25:33 No.30969387 Report

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>>30969342
She's an incredibly shit mom though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:26:55 No.30969415 Report

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>>30969385
Then ill use my secret pokemon known as handgun to stop the little shitling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:28:59 No.30969469 Report

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>>30969415
>Handgun used Bullet Seed!
>Activates Sap Sipper
>Drampa used Outrage!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:31:22 No.30969521 Report

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>>30969308
Mind sharing some stories?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:31:49 No.30969530 Report

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>>30969415
>it's not very effective

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:31:56 No.30969535 Report

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>>30969387
Nah, the game points out that she was fine as a mother before she went crazy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:32:34 No.30969543 Report

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>>30968925
>>30969212
>>30969308
>>30969521
This thread is going to go to hell fast and I'm loving every second of it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:39:40 No.30969680 Report

Quoted By: >>30969771 >>30969839 >>30969933

>>30969521
Gotta go soon, so unfortunately I can't go in-depth. This was my latest:

>Sleep late, mom is supposed to be gone all day
>Still in my room, hear my mom talking on the phone, plans were cancelled
>Perfect chance to lewd it up
>Walk out naked to the bathroom, already hard but I can play it off as morning wood
>Make sure my mom sees my rock-hard penis and naked butt before I """"""""""notice her""""""""""""
>Pretend to be extremely embarrassed, say that I thought she would be gone
>She laughs, tells me it's okay
>Cover my penis with my hands, then turn around and cover my butt while walking to my room (I want her to think I'm embarrassed when she sees my bare ass as well)
>Make a hot sticky mess in 3 pumps

>MFW imagining this with Lusamine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:44:33 No.30969771 Report

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>>30969680
I'm about to blast the biggest load in a while, thank you anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:47:32 No.30969823 Report

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I didn't come here for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:49:30 No.30969839 Report

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>>30969680
well it at least got me hard
i hope your mom is a decent-tier milf and not a deflated hacky-sack, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:52:16 No.30969881 Report

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>>30965775
Underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 00:54:39 No.30969933 Report

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>>30969680
How big is your diglet? Also how bigs your penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 01:40:03 No.30970710 Report

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>>30959020
Hopefully very.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 01:47:45 No.30970861 Report

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>>30969839
answer this man!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 01:49:29 No.30970895 Report

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>>30959020
>female
>never disrespected my own mom
I don't see any way I'd be fucked. I'd probably be working in Faba's position.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 01:52:59 No.30970973 Report

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>>30970895
>btw im a grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 02:50:21 No.30972162 Report

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bump for interest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 02:51:31 No.30972191 Report

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I want to FUCK Lusamine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 04:02:04 No.30973582 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 04:28:02 No.30974052 Report

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>>30969469
>Physical drampa

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 04:35:30 No.30974172 Report

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>>30964444
This is truth

And damn there's been some gets tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 05:36:09 No.30975254 Report

Quoted By: >>30975322 >>30976005

>kissu lusamine

yay or nay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 05:40:42 No.30975322 Report

Quoted By: >>30975336

>>30975254
>not giving your mom a kiss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 05:42:02 No.30975336 Report

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>>30975322
i always kiss my mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 05:44:54 No.30975375 Report

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>>30959020
>she'd dress me up like a little girl to be beautiful

I'll be her perfect child I do anything she says so long as I get lovely clothes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 06:22:28 No.30975989 Report

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>>30975336
You kiss in her on the lips too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 06:23:15 No.30976005 Report

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>>30975254
I want to kiss her vagoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 06:23:42 No.30976012 Report

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>>30975989
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 06:25:11 No.30976039 Report

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>>30976005
But its slimy down there!

She mightve peed recently too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 06:27:43 No.30976075 Report

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>>30976039
>lusamine gushing her mamaslime on your face

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 06:34:38 No.30976167 Report

Quoted By: >>30976186

This thread is going so gay that nobody will notice I'm fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 06:35:38 No.30976186 Report

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>>30976167
ur too slow fagt

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