Champ Whatshisname waited. The screen in front of him blinked and sparked out of the darkness. There were shitters on the ladder. He saw them a lot, and had expected them now for years. His warnings to the spectators were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Champ was a champ for probably a few months at most. When he was a spectator he watched the battles and he said to LCGuy "I want to be the champ daddy."
LCGuy said "No! You will BE BEAT BY SHITTERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then after he champeded for a while he stopped. But now in the ladder of the ELO he knew there were shitters.
"This is the spectators" the comments crackered. "You must fight the shitters!"
So Champ gotted his meme team and blew up the ELOhell.
"HE GOING TO BEAT US" said the shitters
"I will meme at him" said the rare cool opp and he started the battle. Champ memed at him and tried to beat him. But then the server reset and they were trapped and not able to battle.
"No! I must beat the shitters" he shouted
The spectators said "No, Champ. You are the shitters"
And then Champ had a stroke.

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