Ok, you just fucked up.
Here it is again:
The WonderTrade Lottery - Christmas Edition
Oh no, it's the f*cking WonderTrade Lottery!
What is this? Let me answer that for you:
Today Im going to dump 30 Lvl 100 Shiny Golisopod into the wonder trade, each with a GOLDEN BOTTLECAP!
Get into wonder trade and be one of the lucky bastards who gets a free Golden Bottlecap and an only slightly shitty Golisopod.
Only 30, so be quick, befor the fucking "I got Pokimon for christmas from mommy"-kids get them!
I'll post when Im done, so you don't have to keep getting your Japanese Abras without the chance of a bottlecap anymore.
Good Luck Trainers, Weeaboos and random people without a life!
>FAQ:
>Why u do dis?
Because im either bored, drunk or probably both!
(Pro tip: Today it is drunk!)
>Can't I just request one over GTS?
Well... can you just request to win a regular lottery?
Of course not!!! Get you lazy ass into wondertrade of piss off!
>Did you farm the items by legit means?
Um.... I.... Well.... Oh look! The picture I posted has boobs in it! Next Question!
>But... is the Pokemon legit?
Would it be this shitty if it would be cheated?
It is just a random Pokemon I got via wondertrade myself. Trained it, fed it a bottle cap and thats it.
If you want to use it, blame yourself if it's shit.
>Are you a Boy or a Girl?
Oh, f*ck off Professor Oak!
>Will you do it again after all Pokemon are traded away?
Probably. We will never know when Mr. Jim Beam will strike again.
