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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 05:21:10 No.31051967 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31051986 >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

Hi. Im Professor Aspen. And wejcome to the warudo of Pokemon.

Pokemen and us humans sometimes work together as cohorts, and at other times we play with each other, but never too playful! Hehe!

Now let's get this straight. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl(male)?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 05:22:29 No.31051986 Report

Quoted By: >>31052042 >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31051967
Futanari

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 05:23:31 No.31052001 Report

Quoted By: >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

Don't touch me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 05:26:31 No.31052042 Report

Quoted By: >>31052101 >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31051986
So you're a girl(male)? Great!

This is you're rival, Todd. Todd's been your rival since you both were babies.

Erm...what was Todd's name again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 05:30:58 No.31052101 Report

Quoted By: >>31052173 >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300 >>31054261 >>31054291

>>31052042
Diaperfaggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 05:35:03 No.31052173 Report

Quoted By: >>31052262 >>31052441 >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052101
That's right! Todd's name was DIAPERFAGGOT!

I used to have a lots of Pokemon. But alas, in my dwindling days, I am bereft of all but three. They am the fire pokemon Newtfire, the water pokemoon Hose, and the grass pokemon Mechagodzilla. Please choose an Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 05:41:45 No.31052262 Report

Quoted By: >>31052634 >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052173
Mechagodzilla

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 05:54:22 No.31052441 Report

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>>31052173
>Mechagodzilla
>grass

I'm sorry, what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:01:24 No.31052558 Report

Quoted By: >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

>the warudo
This is a reference to something. If only I could figure out what...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:06:43 No.31052634 Report

Quoted By: >>31052720 >>31052783 >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052262
So MECHAGODZILLA is the persona you've chosen. Gr8! Your very own pokemon adventure is about to begim!

...

"what? w-where am I?"

You awake to find yourself in a small, rural house in PELLET TOWN. Your MOM comes in. "Professor aspen is kill." She give you the RUNNING SHOES and you go on your way.

-CHAPTER 1: CASTLE AND DRAGON-

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:12:32 No.31052720 Report

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>>31052634
Damnit Aspen. Can't even stay alive long enough to matter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:17:00 No.31052783 Report

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>>31052634
>the persona you've chosen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:19:48 No.31052814 Report

Quoted By: >>31052833 >>31052859 >>31052871 >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

"Hey, stinky!"

You turn around and see DIAPERFAGGOT with his pokemon NEWTFIRE.

"You killed my dad, you silly willy! Prepare to suffer his fate...at the hands of my STARTER W/ TYPE ADVANTAGE!"

DIAPERFAGGOT sends out NEWTFIRE!

FIGHT
BAG
PKMN
RUN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:21:38 No.31052833 Report

Quoted By: >>31052867 >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052814
PKMN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:23:46 No.31052859 Report

Quoted By: >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052814
FIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:25:14 No.31052867 Report

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>>31052833
FUTA sends out Mechagodzilla!

Attacks:
-RAZOR LEAF
-KILL
-WATER GUN
-WATER GUN

Pick a command??????????

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:25:30 No.31052871 Report

Quoted By: >>31052905 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052814
RUN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:26:00 No.31052881 Report

Quoted By: >>31052935 >>31052954 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052867
KILL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:27:41 No.31052905 Report

Quoted By: >>31053055

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:27:44 No.31052907 Report

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>>31052867
WATER GUN (2)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:30:17 No.31052935 Report

Quoted By: >>31052946 >>31052954 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052881
MECHAGODZILLA kills itself!

FUTA is out of usable demons!

FUTA whited out!

...FUTA scurried to the PKMN CENTER where he could not be further harm.

"I'll take your Pokeymons and heal them. Hmu on kik!"

CONTINUES: 3

FUTA is in PELLET TOWN. Rival am up front awaiting challenge.

FIGHT
BAG
PKMN
RUN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:31:21 No.31052946 Report

Quoted By: >>31052954 >>31052977 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052935
FIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:32:05 No.31052954 Report

Quoted By: >>31052965 >>31053017 >>31053055

>>31052881
>>31052907
>>31052935
>>31052946
This is /mlp/-tier of unfunny cancerous shitposting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:32:57 No.31052965 Report

Quoted By:

>>31052954
:^(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:33:51 No.31052977 Report

Quoted By: >>31052987 >>31052994 >>31053001 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052946
You put your pokeball down and put up your fists.

"No Pokemon. Let's settle this 1v1."

YOU ENGAGE DIAPERFAGGOT!

FIGHT
ACT
ITEM
MERCY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:34:27 No.31052987 Report

Quoted By: >>31053001 >>31053016 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052977
ACT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:34:58 No.31052994 Report

Quoted By: >>31053001 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052977
ITEM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:35:18 No.31053001 Report

Quoted By: >>31053198

>>31052977
>>31052987
>>31052994
Literally fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:36:57 No.31053016 Report

Quoted By: >>31053041 >>31053054 >>31053064 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31052987
"Diaperfaggot. 1 HP. The Easiest Enemy. Likes: long walks on the beach, hot summer afternoons, and more...?"

FUTA puts on a vaudeville musical.

Then FUTA punches Diaperfaggot in the jugular.

Diaperfaggot fuckin dies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:36:59 No.31053017 Report

Quoted By: >>31053055

>>31052954
Either done by a bunch of kids or grown men with no life? Similar demographic with similar results!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:39:19 No.31053041 Report

Quoted By: >>31053054 >>31053198

>>31053016
Fuck yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:40:26 No.31053054 Report

Quoted By: >>31053198

>>31053016
>>31053041
Filthy Frank-esque cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:40:28 No.31053055 Report

Quoted By: >>31053073 >>31053076 >>31053198

>>31052954
>>31053017
>>31052905
>STOP HAVING FUN!
>STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT!
>O-OR ELSE I'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW JADED AND ANGRY I AM!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:40:58 No.31053064 Report

Quoted By: >>31053161 >>31053198 >>31053300

>>31053016
Use ITEMFINDER to find WALLET.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:41:40 No.31053073 Report

Quoted By: >>31053150 >>31053198

>>31053055
BUT YOU SEE, ANON
WE ARE NOT ANGRY,
WE ARE
MATURE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:41:46 No.31053076 Report

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>>31053055
Butthurt that someone called you out on your unfunny, self-indulgent bullshit?

This thread is probably breaking some kind of rule.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:46:25 No.31053150 Report

Quoted By: >>31053198 >>31053217

>>31053073
Everyone must KNOW how adult we are! How ABOVE this we are! Truly we are the superior race! Our memes, our internet culture, it's a century ahead of these backwards people.

It is our DUTY, our BIRTHRIGHT, to take away their fun. In the end we are doing them a kindness, we are helping them grow stronger by showing them how to properly enjoy themselves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:47:06 No.31053161 Report

Quoted By: >>31053193 >>31053198 >>31053220 >>31053300

>>31053064
YOU steam DIAPERFAGGOT'S wallet. Yay! Inside are a few coupons and a used handkercheif. Also there's like five dolars.

YOU head out into the CITY OF THE FIRST GYM. Along the way, u catched a BIRD, a ROCK, and Yog-Sothoth, lord of time and space. Imagination called up the shocking form of fabulous Yog-Sothoth—only a congeries of iridescent globes, yet stupendous in its malign suggestiveness.

When you arive in PEWTER CITY, you are challemged by the first gym leader, some meme faggot with slanty eyes.

BRICK sends out MAGATSU IZANAGI!

FIGHT
BAG
PKMN
???
RUN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:49:43 No.31053193 Report

Quoted By:

>>31053161
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:49:52 No.31053198 Report

Quoted By: >>31053262

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:51:15 No.31053217 Report

Quoted By: >>31053232 >>31053237

>>31053150
>Posts a picture of a guy drinking water in space
>expects me to listen to his ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:51:39 No.31053220 Report

Quoted By: >>31053300

>>31053161
>Magatsu Izanagi
It's an electric type persona so use ROCK to throw DIRT at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:52:17 No.31053232 Report

Quoted By: >>31053267

>>31053217
>he doesn't recognize star trek

literally fuck off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:52:41 No.31053237 Report

Quoted By: >>31053267

>>31053217
>water

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:54:02 No.31053262 Report

Quoted By:

>>31053198
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:54:14 No.31053267 Report

Quoted By: >>31053278

>>31053237
>>31053232
Why don't you take a trek to the stars seeing as that nobody wants you here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:55:23 No.31053278 Report

Quoted By: >>31053292

>>31053267
XD REKT!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:56:13 No.31053292 Report

Quoted By:

>>31053278
>Le epic meemay
HAHAHA you're hilarious man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:57:01 No.31053300 Report

Quoted By: >>31053335 >>31053347

>>31051967
>>31051986
>>31052001
>>31052042
>>31052101
>>31052173
>>31052262
>>31052441
>>31052558
>>31052634
>>31052720
>>31052783
>>31052814
>>31052833
>>31052859
>>31052867
>>31052871
>>31052881
>>31052907
>>31052935
>>31052946
>>31052977
>>31052987
>>31052994
>>31053016
>>31053064
>>31053161
>>31053220

Go back to watching Filthy Frank or whatever cancerous "memetuber" you watch and stop shitting this board up even worse than it is. I seriously can't believe I'm the only one not calling out the cancerous nature of this thread. Just fuck off to /mlp/, a board devoid of any thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 06:59:53 No.31053335 Report

Quoted By:

>>31053300
But anon, I am not fond of the "My little pony" series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 07:00:49 No.31053347 Report

Quoted By: >>31053390

>>31053300
Filthy Frank is gr8 kill urself u underage memelord cocksucker cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 07:02:00 No.31053356 Report

Quoted By: >>31053456

This thread makes me want to have a lobotomy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 07:04:47 No.31053390 Report

Quoted By:

>>31053347
Nice samefag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 07:12:39 No.31053456 Report

Quoted By: >>31053468

>>31053356
Fucking go back to your containment board kid

>>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 07:13:55 No.31053468 Report

Quoted By: >>31053481

>>31053456
Consider suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 07:15:12 No.31053481 Report

Quoted By: >>31053501

>>31053468
>b-but muh memes

>>>/pol/

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 07:16:53 No.31053501 Report

Quoted By:

>>31053481
Fuck off underage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 07:35:33 No.31053688 Report

Quoted By:

You have to be a certain frequency of cool because it's dangerous to let out people living with their own personalities and sense of fun that are not in line with the correct so please take his advise and consider this unfunny and immature aka faggotry before humanity keeps evolving in this direction and leads to the non creation of the ideal world

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 08:28:48 No.31054261 Report

Quoted By: >>31054291

>>31052101
You know, when I posted this, I was assuming the thread was going to do the correct thing and die off with that as the final post.

I am absolutely shocked it has not, and as such, am subsequently embarrassed I'm now counted among your sperg count.

No but seriously, cram your heads under a moving steel train.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 08:32:58 No.31054291 Report

Quoted By:

>>31052101
>>31054261
>this thread is shit, so I'm going to bump it with a followup shitpost similar in quality
>then come back and rat out how I'm not with them, yet bump it again
At this point, I don't care if that was sincere or ironic - you're a moron, and you need to fuck right off like every other degenerate.

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