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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:30:14 No.31068656 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31068856 >>31069171 >>31069394

What's with all the Machamp love recently?
Pokken made sense since he's the definitive momofighting type, but there's no reason for him to be all over Alola.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:40:46 No.31068856 Report

Quoted By: >>31069072

>>31068656
>no mega or alola form

he's still the redheaded stepchild of the trade evos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:51:21 No.31069072 Report

Quoted By: >>31069183

>>31068856
>Golem got an alternate form before Machamp
how the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:53:40 No.31069121 Report

Quoted By: >>31069540

he's liked among fans overall and sightseer-chan increased his popularity especially with girls
source: i am a grill ans want to get dynamicfucked

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:54:26 No.31069138 Report

Quoted By: >>31069152 >>31069157 >>31069657

I guess it's an apology for not getting a new form like the other Gen 1 trade evolutions got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:55:15 No.31069152 Report

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>>31069138
>filename
Izzz this a JoJo reference, big boy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:55:23 No.31069157 Report

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>>31069138
> that type
thank god we didnt get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:56:15 No.31069171 Report

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>>31068656
GF is aware Pokefuckers exist, and is trying to extend an olive branch to female Pokefuckers. Can YOU offhandedly think of a pokemon girls would want to fuck more than Machamp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:56:54 No.31069183 Report

Quoted By: >>31070930

>>31069072

Machamp is already perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:57:00 No.31069186 Report

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>>31069171
Arcanine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:57:48 No.31069199 Report

Quoted By: >>31069534

>>31069171
machamp looks fucking stupid my poke husbando is nidoking that horn of his 100

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:57:59 No.31069203 Report

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>>31069171
Machoke, the numbers don't lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 02:58:24 No.31069209 Report

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>>31069171
Machoke. I know I would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:06:15 No.31069339 Report

Quoted By: >>31069377 >>31069378 >>31069379 >>31069428

>>31069171
It's entry-level female pokehusbando, like Gardevoir or Lopunny. Offhandedly, Machoke is probably better, but staying fully evolved is probably a big deal.
Actual girls who are pokefuckers have their own tastes, just as male pokefuckers do. I'm sure for every dude out there trying to waifu Gliscor, there's a girl out there trying to husbando an Aggron or something, but Machamp/Machoke is the Gardevoir to women. Probably. If I worked at GF, this would be the line of reasoning I'd follow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:08:50 No.31069377 Report

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>>31069339
I know plenty of guy's who'd totally nail a female one given half a chance, though.

but, as with that, Male Gardevoir is a thing too, so the analogy works.

still so weird Ralts' whole line is the only humanoid pokemon in the Amorphus egg group that isn't a ghost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:08:51 No.31069378 Report

Quoted By: >>31069488

>>31069339
Who wouldn't fuck an Aggron though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:08:51 No.31069379 Report

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>>31069339
I always thought that Arcanine was the prime Pokehusbando for girls.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:09:58 No.31069394 Report

Quoted By: >>31069587

>>31068656
>Machamp love
More like Machamp tease. Guy gets to be a VGC champ last year, gets into Pokken, gets an official website and lots of cameos from concept to demo to final game but what does it translate to for competitive? I've been waiting for years, GF!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:11:48 No.31069428 Report

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>>31069339
Hypno, weirdly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:14:11 No.31069466 Report

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>>31069171
Zangoose, probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:15:21 No.31069488 Report

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>>31069378
It was elected board husbando a while back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:16:46 No.31069514 Report

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>>31069171
Mewtwo, Lugia, Charizard, Lucario, Suicune, Scyther, Ninetales, Arcanine, and Darkrai.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:17:30 No.31069534 Report

Quoted By: >>31069590

>>31069199
Calm down, geez. Nidoking and Machamp are best buds. They wrestle all day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:17:51 No.31069540 Report

Quoted By: >>31069561 >>31069644

>>31069121
>try to get dynamicfucked
>your machamp has guts
>misses your puss over and over again

sorry femanon some people can't catch a break.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:19:24 No.31069561 Report

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>>31069540
>implying it wont punch into her guts in a steadfast manner

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:20:27 No.31069587 Report

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>>31069394
>Mach amp used Mach Punch

never ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:20:38 No.31069590 Report

Quoted By: >>31069680

>>31069534
Why is Nidoking the posterchild of bara Pokemon porn anyways? Is starting with Pokemon Yellow the "I picked Yoshi in Mario Kart" of /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:23:40 No.31069644 Report

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>>31069540
>Your Machamp has guts
>It gets tired after a long day of fucking
>Guts activates, and it fucks twice as hard in the time before it passes out from exhaustion

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:24:20 No.31069656 Report

Quoted By: >>31069735 >>31069772

>>31069171
Sawk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:24:33 No.31069657 Report

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>>31069138
>literally my mom's the thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:26:09 No.31069680 Report

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>>31069590
Idk. It's pecs maybe?

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:28:55 No.31069735 Report

Quoted By: >>31069772 >>31069799

>>31069656
blue fightan muppet is cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:29:08 No.31069737 Report

Quoted By: >>31069764

>>31069587
Not even Mach Punch. At this point, Machamp needs something new, revolutionary, borderline signature move to be even considered in a team instead of his fighting peers.

and the autist in me doesn't want to break the BST because I want to keep the rivalry with Conkeldurr

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:30:44 No.31069764 Report

Quoted By: >>31069838 >>31069876 >>31070146

>>31069737
>Ability: One-Two Punch
>reskinned Parental Bond
You can thank me later

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:30:55 No.31069767 Report

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The gay agenda

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:31:07 No.31069772 Report

Quoted By: >>31069950

>>31069656
>>31069735
Sawk is occupied at the moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:33:02 No.31069799 Report

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>>31069735
>Sturdy
>Sawk used Close Combat
>Your nuzlocke is now fucked

DELET

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:35:01 No.31069838 Report

Quoted By: >>31069876

>>31069764
actually, I've thought of an ability that I came up with before Parental bond was a thing, it was called 'Ambidextrous' and made all moves hit twice, but they weren't at full strength, it was supposed to be for getting through things like Protect and substitutes.

in my mind, all the pokemon with four hands could get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:37:15 No.31069876 Report

Quoted By: >>31069906 >>31069964

>>31069764
>>31069838
What about a physical quiver dance? Dynamic Punch damage boost to 120 BP? Fissure?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:38:40 No.31069906 Report

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>>31069876
hey, from the looks of it, Gen 8's gonna be a proper return to Kanto, so you never know, Kanto's TMs might make a comeback.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:40:48 No.31069950 Report

Quoted By: >>31070114 >>31070254

>>31069772
bueno

also girls really like Sawk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:41:50 No.31069964 Report

Quoted By: >>31070009

>>31069876
>What about a physical quiver dance?

It's called Coil and it's shit because they decided to boost Accuracy instead of Speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:44:21 No.31070009 Report

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>>31069964
Well clearly I want this one to boost speed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:49:48 No.31070114 Report

Quoted By: >>31070254

>>31069950
Throh I assume is for people that prefer stockier builds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:51:13 No.31070146 Report

Quoted By: >>31070320

>>31069764
>not Pectoral Bond

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:55:55 No.31070254 Report

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>>31069950
I mean really, he gets a lot of great romantic non-lewd art with White.

how did I not notice this

>>31070114
gonna check his tag later

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:57:22 No.31070274 Report

Quoted By: >>31070855

>>31069171
Well, that depends on what kind of body are they looking for

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 03:59:35 No.31070320 Report

Quoted By: >>31070566 >>31070646

>>31070146
Machamp needs a new move. It's a Fighting Type Fake-Out, called Flex. Machamp just flexes really hard, so much so that it scares the shit out of pokemon, damages them, and makes them flinch.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 04:17:02 No.31070566 Report

Quoted By: >>31070646

>>31070320
>Works well for doubles.
I like it!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 04:19:16 No.31070592 Report

Quoted By: >>31070639

>>31069171
Most of the doggos, several equines, Typhlosion, the Eevees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 04:23:23 No.31070639 Report

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>>31070592
Ok now a line has been crossed, Typhlosion is for hugs. Baracat is fair game though.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 04:23:49 No.31070646 Report

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>>31070320
>>31070566
Meant to use this image

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 04:37:14 No.31070855 Report

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>>31070274
Source damnit!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 04:42:18 No.31070930 Report

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>>31069183
>5' 3" manlet
>perfect

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