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Alola really don't have their shit together!
>move to Alola from Kalos.
>meet up with local professor Kukui, who is also my cousin
>yo kukui! Can't wait to beat the local gym leaders
>l...local g...gym leaders?
>Kukui starts sweating heavily
>it's a little different here in Alola. We got... uhmm... trials! Yes! Trials!
>oh. Sure. why not
>Later overhear Kukui on his pokephone
>So I told him we got these trials. Shit I had to come up with something on the spot!
>if you can be a kahuna? Yes yes goddammit, just be there and battle him when he comes.
>start journey to complete trials
>just random locals
>seemingly making stuff up on the spot
>one place didn't even have a kahuna
>some kid I met earlier comes running and says she's the kahuna now
>okay
>another place was a "trial in itself"
>it was just a cave
>almost done
>meet up with Kukui
>tell him I've almost completed the trials and is ready to beat the elite four
>Kukui start sweating heavily again
>e... elite four? Of course! The elite four!
>he runs off?
>arrive at the elite four
>it's just four caves recently dug out. No decoration or scenery
>enter the first cave
>It's the kahuna I've already beaten once...
>jesus christ the next one is also one of the kahunas
>next one literally tells me Nanu would rather die than be a part of this farce
>last one is some golfer
>yeah I bet she was really high on the list of people Kukui wanted to join the elite four
>I was honestly annoyed when Kukui kept pestering me to come here (actual quote)
>Kukui arrives to congratulate me
>don't I have to fight the champion?
>SHIT!
>I mean... Ha hah! You get to fight me! Kukui! Prepare to battle!
Most unorganized pokemon league ever!
>move to Alola from Kalos.
>meet up with local professor Kukui, who is also my cousin
>yo kukui! Can't wait to beat the local gym leaders
>l...local g...gym leaders?
>Kukui starts sweating heavily
>it's a little different here in Alola. We got... uhmm... trials! Yes! Trials!
>oh. Sure. why not
>Later overhear Kukui on his pokephone
>So I told him we got these trials. Shit I had to come up with something on the spot!
>if you can be a kahuna? Yes yes goddammit, just be there and battle him when he comes.
>start journey to complete trials
>just random locals
>seemingly making stuff up on the spot
>one place didn't even have a kahuna
>some kid I met earlier comes running and says she's the kahuna now
>okay
>another place was a "trial in itself"
>it was just a cave
>almost done
>meet up with Kukui
>tell him I've almost completed the trials and is ready to beat the elite four
>Kukui start sweating heavily again
>e... elite four? Of course! The elite four!
>he runs off?
>arrive at the elite four
>it's just four caves recently dug out. No decoration or scenery
>enter the first cave
>It's the kahuna I've already beaten once...
>jesus christ the next one is also one of the kahunas
>next one literally tells me Nanu would rather die than be a part of this farce
>last one is some golfer
>yeah I bet she was really high on the list of people Kukui wanted to join the elite four
>I was honestly annoyed when Kukui kept pestering me to come here (actual quote)
>Kukui arrives to congratulate me
>don't I have to fight the champion?
>SHIT!
>I mean... Ha hah! You get to fight me! Kukui! Prepare to battle!
Most unorganized pokemon league ever!
