>>31103058Virgin here and well guess what, buddy, we're not fans of our circumstance either.
What? Shocked? Surprised? Didn't expect that we'd actually prefer it if we WEREN'T sexually frustrated, kissless, handholdless virgins, forced to the obnoxious, teeming extent of our isolation and thirst on anonymous, online imageboards?
Well guess what: We fucking would.
YOU don't like us? Neat! We (virgins) don't either, so I think I've a potential solution! How about you just hand over the keys to the charismatic, handsome and tall Chadmode existence that you enjoy and I'll rid myself of this pesky virginity immediately resolved both of our grievances! What do you say?
What was that? "No"? You won't help me get rid of my virginity, because then you'd just have more competition?
Oh, well guess what, I'm going to keep groveling and and expressing my sexual desperation and frustration, then! And when you get mad, just remind yourself that you're the cause to all this so you can, for just a moment, get a fucking glimpse into the volumes of self-hatred I shower myself in on a daily fucking basis.
You're a piece of fucking shit.
