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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 05:56:01 No.31111214 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31111225 >>31111510 >>31111533 >>31111646 >>31112631 >>31112769 >>31113073 >>31113187 >>31114854 >>31114900

>see this
>she approaches you seductingly
>cuddles up towards you as she whispers
>"I'm so glad we're best friends anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 05:57:12 No.31111225 Report

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>>31111214
Hidden Ability: Oblivious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 05:57:34 No.31111229 Report

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why does she friendzone me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 05:58:30 No.31111241 Report

Quoted By: >>31111301 >>31111788 >>31115324

"Me too, scary naked Argonion lady."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:01:38 No.31111280 Report

Quoted By: >>31111314 >>31111368 >>31115330

I immediately draw my broadsword and decapitate her. Argonians are a plague to our wonderful empire

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:02:10 No.31111289 Report

Quoted By: >>31111356

>Me too! You're like a big sister to me, Salazzle!

And then you watch her get assblasted and desperately try to become your GF over the next few weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:02:47 No.31111301 Report

Quoted By: >>31111813

>>31111241
shes not naked shes wearing that purple thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:03:40 No.31111314 Report

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>>31111280
F-fuck you too, landstrider

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:05:36 No.31111356 Report

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>>31111289
>watch her get assblasted
Like, watch her have sex with someone else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:06:05 No.31111368 Report

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>>31111280
>having this much shit taste

What can you expect from an Imperial, really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:15:23 No.31111510 Report

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>>31111214
Me too, salazzle. Thanks for keeping bewear in check in the only good gen 7 wifi battle I've gotten so far and being a cool fire breathing monitor lizard lady that only degenerates think of sexually.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:17:00 No.31111533 Report

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>>31111214
Then I'd feel even more guilty about keeping her in Pelago almost the entire time I've known her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:20:13 No.31111574 Report

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Hum-de dum, don't mind me, just needed a random thread to find out where >>31111111 leads to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:25:44 No.31111646 Report

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>>31111214
>tfw my wife is my best friend

I can die happy now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:35:55 No.31111788 Report

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>>31111241
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 06:38:06 No.31111813 Report

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>>31111301
Her skin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 07:40:09 No.31112631 Report

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>>31111214
SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 07:51:45 No.31112769 Report

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>>31111214
Tell her thank you because I don't fuck animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 08:18:34 No.31113073 Report

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>>31111214
Punch it in the back of the head and send it to a professor. We have a talking pokemon on our hands, it is our duty to study it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 08:23:43 No.31113116 Report

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I rape the shit out of it. I'm assuming in this scenario that it's mine. If not, then I guess we're just friends.
>But anon, it's poisonous and inflamed
Man has stuck his dick in far worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 08:29:01 No.31113166 Report

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Give her a pokebean and tell her she's a good girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 08:31:32 No.31113187 Report

Quoted By: >>31114671

>>31111214
More like
> see this
>she shuttles up to you awkwardly because have you ever seen a reptile/amphibian walk in two legs? Looks hilarious.
>glomps onto you because imbalance or cuz pokemon are all affectionate like pets I guess?
>she goes "LAZZAGLARG" since they can't speak words
>glares at you, no eyelids so eons blink, probably tilting head in different directions because lizard thing
>something somewhere else catches her attention like a fly or something and she skitters away

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 11:32:35 No.31114671 Report

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>>31113187
Also you die of poisoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 11:33:56 No.31114683 Report

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Fuck off salandit is my best friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 11:56:25 No.31114854 Report

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>>31111214

>holy shit a talking pokemon
>this is now my secret to keep and i'm not sure if I can handle it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 12:01:33 No.31114900 Report

Quoted By: >>31115209

>>31111214
>she continues to talk about a Machamp nicknamed 'Chad' and that he is not like the other pokemon
>she is glad to have a friend like you

every time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 12:36:05 No.31115209 Report

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>>31114900
>the guy she tells you not 5o worry about

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 12:49:16 No.31115293 Report

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How do you even get cucked by your pokemon?

Just bend her over and train her real good.

You ARE a good trainer, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 12:52:36 No.31115324 Report

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>>31111241
>ywn give her a fourth of a good Nord wage

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 12:53:35 No.31115330 Report

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>>31111280
By the nine divines! Assault! Assault!

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