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Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 00:15:53 No.31125242 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31125292 >>31125740 >>31125856 >>31126229 >>31129753 >>31129810 >>31132720

Congratulation! You're given a free miltank to care and raise for! Now what are you going to do with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 00:16:47 No.31125260 Report

Quoted By: >>31125323 >>31125570

Sell her to some farmer. I'm allergic to milk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 00:18:06 No.31125292 Report

Quoted By: >>31125570

>>31125242
I'm lactose intolerant so I will make yoghurt out of her Milk and we will be buds and she is a coot who likes cuddles.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 00:18:54 No.31125314 Report

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Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 00:19:16 No.31125323 Report

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>>31125260
I've been pretty sensitive to dairy recently too, despite being fine with it my whole life. I guess this is just a factor of the twenties.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 00:30:50 No.31125570 Report

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>>31125260
>>31125292
>>31125323
Christ, that many? I would thought that you guys could at least drink raw milk, which is something you would get from miltank anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 00:37:41 No.31125740 Report

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>>31125242
Fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 00:42:44 No.31125856 Report

Quoted By: >>31126310

>>31125242
Make it use Rollout on Whitney.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 01:00:04 No.31126229 Report

Quoted By: >>31127297

>>31125242

>Sweet, free Miltank
>Start milking her every day for fresh milk
>Turns out she has overly sensitive teats
>Getting milked turns her on like no tomorrow
>Eventually realize what I'm doing every morning and buy a milking machine
>Milking machine doesn't do it for her
>One morning she breaks free while I'm coming over to milk her
>She uses Rollout on me
>Knocks me over and stuns me
>Fucks herself on me
>When she climaxes she sprays milk all over the place
>Then collapses exhausted on top of me, pinning me
>Realize the true price of fresh milk every morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 01:00:44 No.31126244 Report

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We have goats, will it get along with them or will she just faint them all the time like our neighbors do?

Fainting goats are adorable but also a curse.

I guess it would be nice to make extra money, can be drank raw (raw milk is delicious) and we won't be leaving the house at 2am for milk cuz the kid woke up and we ran out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 01:03:30 No.31126310 Report

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>>31125856
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 01:12:15 No.31126522 Report

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I have neither a desire to squeeze pokemon teats, nor do I want to invest in milking machines. So I'd eat her flesh as a steak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 01:13:22 No.31126559 Report

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Teach it Stomp, Rollout and Milk Drink. Run a gym. Wreck poke-lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 01:39:42 No.31127297 Report

Quoted By: >>31129840

>>31126229
That pretty lewd. I bet you let her sleep on your bed, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 03:46:47 No.31129753 Report

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>>31125242
I just enjoy having a nice sapient pet to cuddle with and milk most likely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 03:49:01 No.31129810 Report

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>>31125242
Care for and raise it. And end up with a body like Miltank's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 03:50:12 No.31129840 Report

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>>31127297
>He wouldn't let Miltank sleep on his bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 04:02:13 No.31130073 Report

Quoted By: >>31130130

I would plow the shit out of it daily. Like non-stop all the time. Every hole. Mouth, anus, vag, ear, nose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 04:05:09 No.31130130 Report

Quoted By: >>31130191

>>31130073
Would you suck the boob-dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 04:07:50 No.31130191 Report

Quoted By: >>31130203

>>31130130
I could write stories. Or a story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 04:08:39 No.31130203 Report

Quoted By: >>31130260

>>31130191
Sure. Why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 04:11:33 No.31130260 Report

Quoted By: >>31131094

>>31130203
Alright. Give me a moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 05:00:01 No.31131094 Report

Quoted By: >>31131107 >>31131243

>>31130260
Bump. Are you there, writefag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 05:00:40 No.31131107 Report

Quoted By: >>31131832 >>31132643

>>31131094
Literally just finished. I think it's alright.

http://pastebin.com/fvbj30iQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 05:02:15 No.31131141 Report

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Use it to punch ghosts, then buy up the previously haunted property for cheap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 05:06:42 No.31131243 Report

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>>31131094
Critiques are appreciated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 05:36:10 No.31131832 Report

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>>31131107
Pretty gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 06:26:29 No.31132643 Report

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>>31131107
Huh. Better than I thought a story about fucking a cow would be. It's not my fetish, but it seems a bit criminal to not have more lactation play in a story featuring Miltank. Otherwise generally good stuff. I approve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 06:30:33 No.31132720 Report

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>>31125242
*unzips pants*

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