>>31178711Archeops and Meta were always just friends, at least, that's how they started. They met each other at a bar one night. They started out fucking like animals, but Archeops quickly grew tired. He was always a failure. He could never please a woman. Meta decided they should stay friends.
Two years later, Meta invited Archeops to a New Years party. Archeops had recently bought this thing called an Archeopsite. Now he wouldn't get tired halfway through. He would get stronger.
The sex started out titillating as always, but then, Archeops came. It was fine because Meta was on birth control, but she expected this to be another mistake like last time. This wasn't a mistake.
Archeops kept pounding even after coming. It was like his dick was a Phoenix. He came again, this time twice as warm. He just kept smashing that pussy loose.
"A-Archeops! Stop!" Meta cried out.
"YOU DOUBT ME BITCH?! YOU DOUBT ME?!" Archeops screamed, continaully pounding.
He finally came, but this time was worse. He came his intestines out. It was painful, but quick considering he was pounding her at 2,000 mph.
"EHEEEDNJDEEJ!!!" Meta screamed
"THAT'S MY FUCKING SPLEEN OUT OF MY DICKHOLE!" Archeops screamed, as his cumsoaked liver passed through him like a kidney stone.
Archeops exploded all over the room, literally and figuratively.
