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Pokemon you wish never existed

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:02:53 No.31203375 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31203415 >>31203706 >>31203750 >>31203932 >>31203938 >>31203984 >>31204093 >>31204189 >>31206914 >>31207104 >>31212253 >>31214110 >>31214149 >>31214363

GODAMMIT, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK THIS THING, FUCK IT SO HARD

ALL IT DOES IS ENCOURAGE CANCEROUS STALL TACTICS.

I FUCKING SWEAR I HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK EVERYTIME I HAVE TO RUN INTO THIS THING IN THE BATTLE TREE OR ANYTIME RETARDS DECIDE TO PLAY WITH IT ONLINE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:04:59 No.31203414 Report

Quoted By: >>31204748 >>31206110 >>31208166 >>31210249 >>31210433

Makes me glad that my favorite Eeveelution caused someone to rage so much.

Keep up the good work best Eeveelution.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:04:59 No.31203415 Report

Quoted By: >>31203450

>>31203375
The fuck are you on about? I just want to stick my dick in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:05:42 No.31203438 Report

Quoted By: >>31203571 >>31205379

Umbreon hasnt been relevant since gen 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:06:14 No.31203450 Report

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>>31203415
I swear half of the memes circulating on this board are my shitty edits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:13:13 No.31203571 Report

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>>31203438
Even if it that's true and Umbreon isn't actually that good, any time Umbreon is out, i quit on principle. I would actually like to play Pokemon, not "Let's see if I can get a hit in this turn"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:19:25 No.31203670 Report

Quoted By: >>31203706 >>31203775

This thread reminds me that I need to remake my wishprotect vaporeon from gen4 in current gen, seeing you fags that don't carry any grass or electric moves get salty is the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:21:26 No.31203706 Report

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>>31203375
>>31203670
>Jigglypuff used Toxic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:22:51 No.31203726 Report

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I hate these things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:24:14 No.31203750 Report

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>>31203375
It's a johtomon, you didn't expect it to be well designed did you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:25:40 No.31203775 Report

Quoted By: >>31203819 >>31203827 >>31203844 >>31203945

>>31203670
See, that's pure unadulterated cancer. I have no idea who would put time into a game, so you can just sit there on one Pokemon and stall. Like, what goes through these peoples minds? Same goes for people who play lockdown/ nurse burn/ Exodia decks in yugioh. Like, have some fucking fun with the game, don't just sit there and spam status moves because "hurr durr people get mad". Do you also go out and act like a retard so people get annoyed and you can go "XD So mad"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:28:21 No.31203819 Report

Quoted By: >>31203909

>>31203775
>have some fucking fun with the game
Winning is fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:28:51 No.31203827 Report

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>>31203775
You're playing the game wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:29:36 No.31203844 Report

Quoted By: >>31203909

>>31203775
Well, there lies one of the issues. Many peoples' definition of having fun doesn't fit one specific definition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:33:38 No.31203909 Report

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>>31203844
Well, generally, the accepted definition of fun is that the activity is enjoyable for both players. At least, if you get swept by a Pokemon, it's over quickly. These cancerous fucks make the game drag on and on and on and fucking on

>>31203819
Winning is fun, but so is punching someone in the face if you aren't that person

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:35:10 No.31203932 Report

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>>31203375
diaper beam

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:35:44 No.31203938 Report

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>>31203375
fuck off nappy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:36:06 No.31203945 Report

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>>31203775
How the fuck are you so bad at predicting that you can't even predict when a wishprotector is going to switch into something else for recovery, jesus christ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:37:13 No.31203964 Report

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>>31203945
Shit, forgot my image

bad draw fag

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bad draw fag Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:38:30 No.31203984 Report

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>>31203375
>hating best mon
you fuckin better take that shit back you fuck or I'll end you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:39:08 No.31203993 Report

Quoted By: >>31205593

Remove stall

bad draw fag

bad draw fag Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:39:31 No.31204000 Report

Quoted By: >>31205894

>>31203706
>what is synchronize

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:46:10 No.31204093 Report

Quoted By: >>31204136 >>31213458

>>31203375
>stall tactics

I can't be the only one who uses umbreon as a sweeper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:48:31 No.31204136 Report

Quoted By: >>31204158 >>31204415

>>31204093
>umbreon as a sweeper.
how do you do this
I'm interested
I use him as a wall/normal fighter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:50:07 No.31204158 Report

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>>31204136
if you can pull 6 stacks of curse i guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 02:52:00 No.31204189 Report

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>>31203375
Release me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 03:02:42 No.31204415 Report

Quoted By: >>31204479 >>31204631

>>31204136
Jolly nature, 252 in attack and speed with pursuit, confuse ray, moonlight, and last resort. It's a pretty simple strategy, but it's so rarely used that most people have no clue how to counter it. I've used other setups as well, but that's just my Moon version. I've used it as a special sweeper before as well, which is usually easier than physical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 03:05:15 No.31204479 Report

Quoted By: >>31204631

>>31204415
Of which is just timid, 252 in special attack instead of attack, with snarl and trump card instead of pursuit and last resort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 03:12:01 No.31204631 Report

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>>31204479
>>31204415
I'm not at all saying this is a good strategy though. I just like umbreon and don't like using it as a wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 03:16:24 No.31204723 Report

Quoted By: >>31205560

I remember stalling a dude on Showdown UU up to turn 140 with Wish Umbreon. Wish I still had that team saved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 03:17:28 No.31204748 Report

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>>31203414
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 03:54:56 No.31205379 Report

Quoted By: >>31208316 >>31211021

>>31203438
It's a good staller overall. I run my shiny one (Jiji) as a stalling cleric. Synchronize status conditions, then Refresh next turn. Moonlight/Sunny Day for maximum healing. Slap on Rocky Helmet to punish physical attackers, or Leftovers.

I've taken down many teams on Battle Spot with Jiji; he outlasts everything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 04:08:06 No.31205560 Report

Quoted By: >>31207251

>>31204723
>140 turns
How the fuck do you not get bored to death of being in the same battle past turn 30, I tend to integrate some degree of stall into the teams I create, primarily for either building up DoT through various means such as burn/poision/leechseed/weather and general entry hazards if I can fit them in to make finishing off threats easier, or to wear down my opponent mentally with all the shit going on at once so I have a bit more leeway with my predictions by making it harder for anything other than recovery moves to be predicted. The only way I can see battles going past 30 or even 50 turns, let alone up to 140, even happening if your entire team is built around stalling for as long as possible with no hard hitters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 04:10:23 No.31205593 Report

Quoted By: >>31206985

>>31203993
Boy, is that one fucking ugly pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 04:12:33 No.31205617 Report

Quoted By: >>31205675

why does no one carry taunt???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 04:16:53 No.31205675 Report

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>>31205617
Because if it doesn't do damage so it's not "fun". I personally love watching my opponent's utility mons squirm helplessly while I set up for free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 04:22:54 No.31205768 Report

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>This and Walrein

The Battle Tree made me hate these fuckers so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 04:30:12 No.31205894 Report

Quoted By: >>31206301

>>31204000
>zubat used toxic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 04:47:39 No.31206110 Report

Quoted By: >>31206301 >>31214001

>>31203414
>best
Dumbreon is for little kids who think they know about competitive. Any Umbreon user is usually a low ladder shitter who runs the same predictable toxic wish set.

bad draw fag

bad draw fag Wed 04 Jan 2017 05:00:11 No.31206301 Report

Quoted By: >>31208250

>>31205894
>heal bell

>>31206110
I do fowl play set you fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 05:51:04 No.31206914 Report

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>>31203375
I want to pat Umbreon's butt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 05:58:32 No.31206985 Report

Quoted By:

>>31205593
Don't insult my wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 06:00:22 No.31207006 Report

Quoted By: >>31207050

>machop used low kick

pssh nothing personnel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 06:03:52 No.31207050 Report

Quoted By: >>31207081

>>31207006
Low Kick is a 2HKO at best on Max HP Umbreon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 06:05:56 No.31207081 Report

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>>31207050
Two hits is still enough to kill it before toxic can break through. There's also storm throw, circle throw, and other fun things to mess up cancerous wishing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 06:07:09 No.31207104 Report

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>>31203375
Not even viable competitively run better pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 06:19:15 No.31207251 Report

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>>31205560
Sometimes you just want to see how far you can go until they give up. Or you just don't want to give up.
Or both
>http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-469678080

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 07:01:20 No.31207784 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 07:05:30 No.31207831 Report

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Togetic Garchomp and Lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 07:32:21 No.31208166 Report

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>>31203414
My man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 07:39:43 No.31208250 Report

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>>31206301
I wish they didn't restrict FP to being a tutor move.
Heal Bell either.
I'm going to have to make my Umbreon be good old curse/payback simply from lack of options ingame. There's always next game, I suppose.
And it's currently impossible to get it both in a moon ball AND have tutor moves, so I can't just wait til Bank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 07:45:12 No.31208316 Report

Quoted By: >>31211735

>>31205379
>Refresh
>Not heal bell
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 11:35:53 No.31210249 Report

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>>31203414
Same

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 11:45:30 No.31210304 Report

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>umbreon
>good
>any eevee
>good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 12:08:48 No.31210433 Report

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>>31203414
glaceon is my favorite but seeing idiots rage because they can't deal with stall is always hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 13:46:46 No.31211021 Report

Quoted By: >>31211735

>>31205379
>moon dog
>jiji
back to furaffinity

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 15:10:46 No.31211735 Report

Quoted By: >>31211754

>>31208316
I seriously did not know Umbreon could be taught Heal Bell. Thank you for the suggestion, I've gotta fix him now.

>>31211021
He's named after pic-related because I felt like. I've got another Umbreon from my HG nuzlocke named Teto, after the fox squirrel from Nausicaa. Only made sense to continue the Miyazaki naming theme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 15:12:27 No.31211745 Report

Quoted By: >>31211748

R E M O V E GENIES

AND THE TAPUS TOO

very fast kicking bug and friends can stay tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 15:13:30 No.31211748 Report

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>>31211745
This

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 15:14:16 No.31211754 Report

Quoted By: >>31211992

>>31211735

>Thank you for the suggestion
>I've gotta fix him now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 15:38:42 No.31211992 Report

Quoted By: >>31213275

>>31211754
Lmao, in the back of my mind, I knew I should have written that sentence differently. Shoulda said I'm going to replace Refresh with Heal Bell now, thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 15:49:32 No.31212088 Report

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>Machop used Rock Smash!
>Spritzee used Fairy Wind!
gg no re

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 16:09:24 No.31212253 Report

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>>31203375
> Take that back you idiot. How can you hate the best Eevee evolution?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 17:53:36 No.31213275 Report

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>>31211992
If you can't edit stuff, you can't get it at all in SM (same with Foul Play).
If you can, you should probably wait until Bank hits because it's a move tutor move and thus a tipoff that you're doing so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 18:06:39 No.31213458 Report

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>>31204093
Swag play is more effective than curse payback

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 18:48:56 No.31214001 Report

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>>31206110
And those are the high elo Umbreons. The true low elo always try Curse Umbreon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 18:56:12 No.31214101 Report

Quoted By: >>31214324

I only dislike her because I realized that I'll never be as pretty as her and she's my bf's favorite Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 18:56:54 No.31214110 Report

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>>31203375
Payback
Curse
Toxic
Moonlight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 18:59:47 No.31214149 Report

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>>31203375
>Opponent has an Umbreon
>It's his last Pokemon against my Swords Danced Heracross
>Said Umbreon is half health and has no way of surviving
>It is absolutely certainly the last turn of the match and nothing it can do will win him the match
>Umbreon used Protect!

Why do Umbreonfags do this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 19:14:37 No.31214324 Report

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>>31214101

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 19:17:44 No.31214363 Report

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>>31203375
Too bad Umbreon wasn't made into a Poison type like it should've been

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