>>31217149>You what m8?>>31212943So let's break this the fuck down shall we?
>Players Became Obsessed With MathSo that's fucking creepy? Mashing A with your Charmander is okay, but deciding to make it the best it can be is not?
>I'm not going to bore you with the nitty-gritty details of Pokemon math, because reading about it actually makes you less physically attractive.Translation: Math is hard, Nerds are ugly
>It Secretly Got DarkNo it didn't, you just didn't fucking read the Pokedex and probably just mashed A all the time
>The Unofficial Merchandise Is RidiculousThis actually pisses me off, and the next one too. It's UNOFFICAL for a fucking reason. No child who is looking up Pokemon merch is going to actually buy this junk. Also, they make dragon and alien sex toys, that's okay, but Pokemon? That's fucking sacred, how dare you
>The Really Hardcore Fans Became PervertsTranslation: These guys like porn but I'm not like them haha, totally not, I would never like porn that isn't guy fucks girl
This actually pisses me off too. They use a fucking old ass project that probably got canceled as proof that anyone who likes Pokemon sexually is a pervert.
This whole fucking thing just screams "My gf or friend found me playing Pokemon, I better fucking insult the whole fanbase"
