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ITT: /vp/ gets kicked into the pokemon universe

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 08:04:40 No.31243283 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31244860 >>31248822 >>31248947

>mfw the known meta works out only in the games and we are all going to be poor

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 10:48:06 No.31244860 Report

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>>31243283
should've waited until the burgers are awake, i guess

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 10:53:40 No.31244892 Report

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Why would you make your Pokemon fight each other? That sounds really mean.
I'm just going to catch and raise a Gardevoir, Lopunny, Gothitelle, Braxien, Tsareena, and Salazzle then fuck off to No-Where, USA

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 10:56:09 No.31244899 Report

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guys i just picked up this fruit

what shall i do with it

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 10:59:42 No.31244919 Report

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>>31244892
but they'd get bored real fast and start sparring with eachother anyway.

i mean, i live inna woods and cant have my absol just beat up the fauna for fun, so i do some personal training with it if there arent some dumb kids walking by

>>31244899
i'm getting hungry

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 11:01:48 No.31244934 Report

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>>31244899
Worship it.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 12:57:19 No.31245661 Report

Quoted By: >>31245697 >>31254367

dark types are indeed a somewhat troublesome pack.
ideas on how to "tame" them? or should i let them be as long as they dont break anything (except maybe my skin when playing and cuddling)?

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 13:03:03 No.31245697 Report

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>>31245661
not being a bitch would be a good start

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 15:56:19 No.31247045 Report

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>>31245697
got that done by now.
problem solved itself by me giving even less fucks than my mon, and we work fabulously together now

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 16:01:39 No.31247102 Report

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There's this girl that I keep running into, no matter where I go, it's starting to get a little unnerving. I buy some milk from her every so often at the farmer's market, but I'm starting to see her everywhere. She's nice but she's starting to be a little too interested in me. I saw her wandering around my neighborhood too, knocking on doors as if she was looking for something or someone.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:33:48 No.31248822 Report

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>>31243283
>tfw you never gave a shit about smogon meta
>that amazing feel when my psychic types don't just pummel the shit out of dark types by telekinetically grabbing scenery and bashing them with it

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:42:45 No.31248947 Report

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>>31243283
>never gave a shit about smogon meta
>just raise my pokemon the best they can
>find out when unrestrained by game mechanics my pokeymans find interesting ways to overcome type weaknesses

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 19:46:34 No.31249945 Report

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Do we get to keep our bro mons (not the entire bloody living dex)?

If so:
>Sunbathing and cuddles with childhood buddy Espeon, stops my daft ass from walking into traffic and hailstorms.
>Provide Uber with Magnezone. Slight issue with magnetism and cell phones. Pet magnets nonetheless.
>Odd jobs with Pyukumuku, like offering sunburn services in places that aren't Alola, conning Pyukumuku chuckers, help catching minor Water-type Pokemon (Pyukumuku grabs prey).
>Wingull can fly. rip
>Serperior for "fuck you I do what I want" glare and impressive snake-taming stunts. tiny hands
>Bibarel for maximum maneuverability, maximum fluff.

eh, I think we'd do alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 19:51:36 No.31250034 Report

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Best six-pokemon team for traveling / surviving?

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 20:28:50 No.31250611 Report

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>>31250034
5 Tropius and a Bibarel

More seriously,
Tropius - Emergency food from necknanas, 4 HMs
Bibarel -Can make emergency shelter + other HMs
Gardevoir/Alakazam/Elegyem - Strong psychic type for maneuverability where Tropius can't fit, and emergency teleport

that leaves 3 mons for MOTTO MOTTO TSUYOKU

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 21:07:47 No.31251218 Report

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>become best bros with hordes of trubbish
>become king of hobos

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:39:26 No.31252773 Report

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>>31250611

BURASSTOOOO

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 23:59:39 No.31254367 Report

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>>31245661
they need you to playfully dominate them, dark types have a bunch of rituals to get to know eachother, since in the wild they have a hard time trusting other dark types

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