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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:11:51 No.31248498 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31248540 >>31250092 >>31250119 >>31250420 >>31251152 >>31252007 >>31252095 >>31254992 >>31255159

Which Pokémon do you consider ethical and acceptable to eat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:12:59 No.31248509 Report

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None of them because they don't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:13:28 No.31248520 Report

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All of the regional fish, and slowpoke tail. Other than that I guess I'd be a vegetarian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:15:08 No.31248540 Report

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>>31248498
Vanillite line.
Literally ice cream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:16:13 No.31248554 Report

Quoted By: >>31248582

>not eating Golems

Fucking casuals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:17:09 No.31248569 Report

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Tauros / Miltank steak. But only from lvl. 20+ bovines, because veal is cruel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:17:28 No.31248575 Report

Quoted By: >>31252136

Tauros
Bouffalant
Combusken
Deerling
Sawsbuck
Mareep
Flaafy
Swinub
Mamoswine
Stantler
Unfezant

probably a lot more

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:17:45 No.31248582 Report

Quoted By: >>31253373

>>31248554
>not eating Steelix
Fucking casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:18:27 No.31248595 Report

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Regice
Vanillite
Vanillish
Vanilluxe
Cryogonal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:18:40 No.31248600 Report

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Corsola.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 18:20:16 No.31248624 Report

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>>31248600
TOXAPEX GET OUT REEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 19:31:58 No.31249709 Report

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torchic and combusken
Oddish, Farfetch'd, Steenee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 19:39:37 No.31249851 Report

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Cherubi
Froakies if you're from Kalos
Tropius chin bananas

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 19:54:31 No.31250092 Report

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>>31248498
Slopeoke Tails

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 19:56:19 No.31250119 Report

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>>31248498
Slowpoke Tails

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 19:56:29 No.31250122 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 20:16:06 No.31250420 Report

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>>31248498
Bovine pokemon
Basic fish pokemon
Unfezent
Grumpig

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 20:59:59 No.31251064 Report

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I wonder how Unown tastes?

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 21:02:41 No.31251109 Report

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Most Grass types. Plants do not have pain receptors; therefore, biting into Tsareena's juicy thighs and drinking her fluids out would not be painful for her. Perfectly ethical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 21:04:28 No.31251152 Report

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>>31248498
just like real life, anything that isn't a mammal
>inb4 pokemon hatch from eggs
you know what I mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 21:04:47 No.31251156 Report

Quoted By: >>31251281

>>31251109
I'd rather drink her fruit punch without harming her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 21:05:37 No.31251177 Report

Quoted By: >>31251229

>>31251152
...so you don't eat beef or pork?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 21:08:18 No.31251229 Report

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>>31251177
I hate lamb, I'm not a big fan of beef/hare and I rarely eat pork

I eat a lot of chicken and fish though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 21:11:01 No.31251281 Report

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>>31251156
She's a fruit. Her only purpose in life is to feed other animals and spread her seed. Don't get so guilt-tripped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 21:50:34 No.31251921 Report

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pokemon are not for food. pokemon are for sexual.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 21:54:44 No.31252007 Report

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>>31248498
Leafeon
Or as I like to call it salad doggo

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 21:56:16 No.31252023 Report

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>>31252007
...What dressing is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:01:09 No.31252089 Report

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>>31252023
Looks like Eyetalian to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:01:31 No.31252095 Report

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>>31248498
You can eat slowpoke tail or Corsonal branches because they grow back. Anything else is unethical and unacceptable since pokemon are sentient. In the anime at least. I never thought about the awareness level of pokemon in the games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:02:21 No.31252111 Report

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>>31251281
Spread her seed, huh? I think that's what the other anon was helping her with.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:03:31 No.31252136 Report

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>>31248575
>flaafy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:03:37 No.31252139 Report

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>>31252095
Didn't they eat Magikarps in the anime, though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:08:44 No.31252218 Report

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>>31252023
cummies. daddy's cummies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:10:36 No.31252258 Report

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>>31252136
>what is mutton

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:36:59 No.31252730 Report

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>>31252136
no way, man
flaaffy is shockingly delicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:41:03 No.31252808 Report

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>>31252139
They thought about it and showed cooked magikarp in the original anime, but never actually ate any

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:46:19 No.31252914 Report

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a real Pokemon Mon fan would eat any and every pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 23:11:08 No.31253373 Report

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>>31248582
>not eating dialgas or cosmoems

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 00:26:13 No.31254864 Report

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>>31251921
How bout sexual food?

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 00:34:42 No.31254992 Report

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>>31248498
>>31252007
>>>/c/orea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 00:36:07 No.31255013 Report

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Wishiwashi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 00:37:18 No.31255032 Report

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>>31248540
Nah bro, they're just icicles with snow on them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 00:41:34 No.31255121 Report

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>>31251229
No wonder you browse /vp/: you must hate yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 00:42:28 No.31255130 Report

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>>31252730
CARLOS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 00:43:50 No.31255159 Report

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>>31248498
Does Eevee meat change based on what you cook it with?

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