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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 20:55:06 No.31270041 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>31270230 >>31270411 >>31270423 >>31270491 >>31270633 >>31274396

>You're walking around Hau'oil City at night when you get a slap on your ass
>"Yo cutie, what's your name?"
What ever will you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:00:09 No.31270120 Report

Quoted By: >>31270224 >>31270575

Make eye contact, obviously. Then pokemon battle because that's how the law works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:02:56 No.31270171 Report

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Tell her my name and leave without another word because I'm an autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:03:41 No.31270186 Report

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proceed to rap for her heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:04:55 No.31270204 Report

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Let her peg me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:05:40 No.31270224 Report

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>>31270120
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:06:16 No.31270230 Report

Quoted By: >>31270369

>>31270041
It's not very nice to ask of someone's name before introducing yourself first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:13:14 No.31270369 Report

Quoted By: >>31270466 >>31270531

>>31270230
>*slaps your ass again*
>"I'm -insert name here-, what's your name?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:15:59 No.31270411 Report

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>>31270041
Either bend over and get pegged in an alley or bend her over and fuck her in the ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:16:51 No.31270423 Report

Quoted By: >>31270450 >>31270551

>>31270041
Teach her a lesson on how to properly address a gentleman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:17:40 No.31270434 Report

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"Daddy, because that's what I'm about to make you moan."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:18:37 No.31270450 Report

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>>31270423
>cue the plot to My Fair Lady

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:18:49 No.31270456 Report

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>sexually harassed by a hot girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:19:06 No.31270466 Report

Quoted By: >>31270522

>>31270369
>*slaps your ass again*
>I'm Grunt, what's your name?
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:20:30 No.31270491 Report

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>>31270041
>Y-you too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:22:08 No.31270521 Report

Quoted By: >>31270662

1. Awkwardly mumble my name
2. Do a quick, terrible fake laugh.
3. Walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:22:10 No.31270522 Report

Quoted By: >>31271520 >>31272556

>>31270466
Her name is not Grunt. She's her own person and she matters as a person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:22:35 No.31270531 Report

Quoted By: >>31270985 >>31271239

>>31270369
>That's a nice name. I'm anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:23:16 No.31270551 Report

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>>31270423

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:24:29 No.31270575 Report

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>>31270120
DOKURO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:25:58 No.31270596 Report

Quoted By: >>31270624

Get on my knees and suck his penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:27:57 No.31270624 Report

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>>31270596
>Skull Grunt Female (male)
fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:28:30 No.31270633 Report

Quoted By: >>31270719

>>31270041
I say no, then I get outta there. Finally, I tell someone I trust, like a police officer or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:29:43 No.31270662 Report

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>>31270521
This guy's got it right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:33:04 No.31270719 Report

Quoted By: >>31270882 >>31270957

>>31270633
>She grabs you by the back of your pants and pulls you back
>"'No'? Funny name for a cute guy like yourself, isn't it? Grab a drink with me why don't ya?"
>*winks*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:40:11 No.31270882 Report

Quoted By: >>31270957 >>31271858 >>31272622

>>31270719

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:43:41 No.31270957 Report

Quoted By: >>31271239

>>31270719
>use pepper spray
>if there's none, see >>31270882
>if all fails, stomp on her foot or kick her shin to release the grip, then run like hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:44:56 No.31270985 Report

Quoted By: >>31271239

>>31270531
Where is my role play fag? I thought I had it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:54:06 No.31271172 Report

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What are you saying, Sara? You know who I am. ... What are you wearing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:57:49 No.31271239 Report

Quoted By: >>31271415 >>31272626

>>31270531
>>31270985
>"Thanks, your name is nice too. What do ya say you, yourself and I grab a drink, yo?"
>you notice a faint hint of redness developing behind her mask
>>31270957
Congratulations, you escaped Skull Grunt (Female). You gain loneliness and paranoia!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:58:28 No.31271247 Report

Quoted By: >>31271350

>ywn be aggressively hit on by a fairly attractive girl who won't take no for an answer and follows you somewhere she can corner you and grope the shit oit of you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:02:49 No.31271350 Report

Quoted By: >>31271412 >>31272603 >>31272663

>>31271247
>no skull grunt gf that you have a secret relationship with, kept hidden from everyone, even her teammates
>whenever she sees you battling plumeria or guzma from the back lines, she wistfully sighs, much to the confusion of her teammates

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:03:48 No.31271368 Report

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Press A to Pound

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:05:59 No.31271412 Report

Quoted By: >>31271595 >>31272603

>>31271350

man that has to be one of the top 5 pokemon lewds ever produced

got damn miracle of the universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:06:06 No.31271415 Report

Quoted By: >>31271570

>>31271239
>"Gladly. Come on, I know a nice place."
>I hold out an arm for her to grab onto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:12:15 No.31271520 Report

Quoted By: >>31271802 >>31271888

>>31270522
Right, it's Grunt, but with an accent over the "u".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:14:47 No.31271570 Report

Quoted By: >>31271724

>>31271415
>eyes you up for about 5 seconds before locking her arm into yours
>unbuttons her mask and gives you a beautiful smile
>she's beet red at this point
>"L-lead on, yo."
Congratulations, you acquired Skull Grunt (Female) Girlfriend!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:16:08 No.31271595 Report

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>>31271412
dating a sexually aggressive with a heart of gold Skull Grunt when

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:23:18 No.31271724 Report

Quoted By: >>31271766

>>31271570
GG, Thank you for playing.

I thought about going with "Gladly. Show me a nice place." first, but the blush gave me the feeling that taking the lead smoothly will still get me there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:25:36 No.31271766 Report

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>>31271724
I don't speak hip-hop lingo so i felt like she was lacking it that area but glad you enjoyed it, GG close

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:27:08 No.31271802 Report

Quoted By: >>31271888

>>31271520
>I am Groont.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:30:10 No.31271858 Report

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>>31270882

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 22:32:33 No.31271888 Report

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>>31271520
>>31271802
Grünt?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:04:20 No.31272476 Report

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waifu bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:09:59 No.31272556 Report

Quoted By: >>31272614

>>31270522

didn't the tank top mixup grunts in Guzma's mansion confirm there are all called "Grunt"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:11:32 No.31272586 Report

Quoted By: >>31273355

Give me some names for girl Skull Grunt and I'll write something up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:12:26 No.31272603 Report

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>>31271350
>>31271412
Its one of Boris' only good pieces

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:13:09 No.31272614 Report

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>>31272556
That was the creators joking that no team grunts ever have names of their own, it's always "Grunt"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:13:40 No.31272622 Report

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>>31270882
Ahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:14:14 No.31272626 Report

Quoted By: >>31272657

>>31271239
>tfw punk girl is best alolan waifu
>most skull grunt fanart leaves the stupid scarf on
need more pouty face qt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:16:41 No.31272657 Report

Quoted By: >>31272702

>>31272626
>best alolan waifu
>not olivia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:17:19 No.31272663 Report

Quoted By: >>31272670

>>31271350

>both "eyes" on the skull cap are half closed

GODDAMMIT YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO BEING PERFECT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:18:03 No.31272670 Report

Quoted By: >>31272708

>>31272663
That may have been intentional, anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:19:16 No.31272687 Report

Quoted By: >>31272788

Introduce her to a certain Aether Foundation Lady

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:20:34 No.31272702 Report

Quoted By: >>31272768

>>31272657
That old hag? No way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:20:45 No.31272708 Report

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>>31272670

my autism prevents me from believing that and thinks it was just laziness. still hot tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:24:41 No.31272768 Report

Quoted By: >>31272826

>>31272702
>wanting an immature virgin instead of a seasoned lover who will be guarantee not to cheat on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:25:58 No.31272788 Report

Quoted By: >>31273053

>>31272687
worst pairing

she is perfect with a loving husbando with a devil may care attitude towards the dangerous lifestyle and people she hangs out with, and slowly purifies her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:28:41 No.31272826 Report

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>>31272768
>olivia is confirmed virgin
>grunt probably knows what she likes
i think you're hurting your own position

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:42:07 No.31273053 Report

Quoted By: >>31273083

>>31272788

What makes you think the Aether Employee can't do most of the same?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:43:37 No.31273083 Report

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>>31273053
I'm not female so I can't self insert

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:59:08 No.31273355 Report

Quoted By: >>31273378

>>31272586

Brittany
Michelle
Keara
Danielle
Tanya
Christina

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 00:00:35 No.31273378 Report

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>>31273355
Thanks friendo, I'll post something in both the fanfic thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 00:37:13 No.31273939 Report

Quoted By: >>31274430

cutest girl in the universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 01:01:05 No.31274331 Report

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Politely tell her to fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 01:05:29 No.31274396 Report

Quoted By: >>31274433 >>31274652

>>31270041
Defeat her in battle. Take her out to dinner. Make sweet concentual love to her at a cheep motel. Cum in her a bunch. In every hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 01:07:48 No.31274430 Report

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>>31273939

>bottom left

WATCH IT CHRISSY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 01:08:10 No.31274433 Report

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>>31274396
Congratulations, you acquired Skull Grunt Female Waifu and Kids! I'm sure you'll be very happy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 01:21:25 No.31274652 Report

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>>31274396
>the place you make her a mother is a dirty, cheap motel
>not your home, in your bed
wow you don't fucking care about her at all

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