>>31278843I bought a Pokemon game at a very strange place, but it's at a fairly low price so I bought it anyway. I put the cartridge into my GameBoy and begins to play. It was Pokemon Y.
The game starts with Professor Oak introducing me to the Pokemon world, just like in every game. But there's something wrong with his manners. Anyhow, Juniper ask me my gender and name. I pick boy and name him Ethan, E-T-H-A-N. Finally, Birch wish me good luck and the game officially begins. My character is in Twinleaf town.
"That's strange" - I thought to myself. "Why am I in Johto when I'm playing Pokemon Black 2?"
But suddenly, Serena creeps up to me and said "Pl...Please let me win! J...Just th-this time!"
And so Hau challenge me to a battle. He has 1 Pokemon. It was Sylveon, but it only has 1 HP. My character sent out a Lv.?? Vikavolt with 666HP. I feel pity for Barry to I tried to tap "Run" but instead the trainer commanded Reshiram to use Inferno Overdrive. But it was on Bianca, not the 1HP Munna. I can hear her scream of pain on the speaker so I tried to lower the TV's volumn down, but it seems to have no effect. Then the battle is over, but there were no music, only May's painful sobbing and she gave me 666,666 dollar for winning.
At this point, blood start to stream from my DS lite. And Silver jump over to my trainer, attempting to physically hurt him but the Garchomp from before stabbed Hugh with its claws, preventing Blue from doing so and more blood spill out from my Wii U. Terrified, I throw my 3DS against the wall.
When I come to my Xbox to check, the was no cartridge inside the PlayStation. I sudden feel like someone is behind me so I turn back and see the main character from the game, Red with his Dialga from before staring furiously at me. "You're next!" And so Chicken-chan's Nihilego wrap me in its tentacle and POISON ME TO DEATH!!!!1!!!
