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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 17:55:57 No.31285201 View View Reply Original Report

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How would you get out of a situation like this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 17:56:27 No.31285209 Report

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>>31285201

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 18:33:02 No.31285685 Report

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>>31285201
Serious answer: why would you want to
Playing along answer: his hands are free, punch the bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 18:34:03 No.31285693 Report

Quoted By: >>31285702 >>31286492

>getting out
How would I get IN to a situation like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 18:34:33 No.31285697 Report

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>>31285201
Is this the /ss/ calling card now?
Headbutt if I was gonna, but this is best autistic wife, so ima just chill.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 18:35:10 No.31285702 Report

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>>31285693
This.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 18:35:11 No.31285704 Report

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>>31285201

impregnate her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 18:36:23 No.31285719 Report

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>>31285201
Why would i though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 18:37:45 No.31285730 Report

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>all these people like "I WOULDN'T WANT OUT I'D FUG HER XD"
>you're too much of a beta virgin to even handle the presence of a female and would wimp out before she began to take your shirt off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 18:40:42 No.31285762 Report

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>>31285201
Wrap my arm around the outside of her right arm pinching my elbow to my hip, to keep her from posting it out, trap her ankle using my my own and bridge in to her right to reverse the position and work from her closed guard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 18:41:24 No.31285775 Report

Quoted By: >>31286838

>>31285730

Well yeah

thats why having a yandere forcibly sex you is the best of both worlds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:00:10 No.31286033 Report

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>>31285201

I'd escape the head lock by inquiring if she'd like to fully analyze my dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:02:54 No.31286072 Report

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>>31286033
i want her to upgrade my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:05:55 No.31286114 Report

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>>31285201
Am I in pace of woman or of boy?
If I in place of boy - try to get along, but my dick probably won't get hard from woman't body, so she'll be disappointed. She may try tho.
If I in place of woman - rape that little boy mercilessly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:06:39 No.31286128 Report

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>>31286114
will you be a woman for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:07:32 No.31286141 Report

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>>31285201
I've been told recently that I would make a good dom, so I'd flip her over, put my hand around her throat and stare into her eyes as I slowly start penetrating her. If she looks like she's enjoying this, I slow down and tell her to beg for more or I will stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:08:25 No.31286149 Report

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>>31286072
I want her to lick my Dubious Dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:09:47 No.31286170 Report

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Squirt my peepee milk into her coochyhole until she leaves

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:10:14 No.31286180 Report

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>>31285201
Roll and run

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:21:18 No.31286373 Report

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>>31286180
>that semi-occult coitus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:29:48 No.31286492 Report

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>>31285693
i came here to post this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:37:06 No.31286641 Report

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>>31285201
>>31286180
Why does kissing with eyes open give me a strange boner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:38:37 No.31286665 Report

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>>31286641

you can imagine the pure intensity of her lust as he thrusts her tongue and dick deep inside your cavities

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:48:47 No.31286804 Report

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>>31285201
Stare deep into my love's eyes like
>>31286180
Say I love you so much, impregnate than cuddle for a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:50:57 No.31286838 Report

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>>31285775
Theres a reason yandere girls are functionally unkillable in most media.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:55:11 No.31286942 Report

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>>31286149
>it has no effect!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:56:54 No.31286970 Report

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This is now a Courtney thread

Post your queen and what you would do to her or what she would do to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:58:35 No.31287007 Report

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Start punching her because the dumb bitch isn't smart enough to lock out his arms

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:59:16 No.31287020 Report

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>>31285201
*squirm* *squirm*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:59:49 No.31287034 Report

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>>31285201
I would look her in her eyes and tell her I love her.
Tell her I want to marry her.
Tell her I want to spend my life with her.
Tell her I want to cuddle with her and wake up every day with her by my side.
Tell her I want to impregnate her and start a family with her.
Tell her I want to raise our children together with her.
Tell her I want to slowly get old with her.
Tell her I want to play with our grandchildren with her.
Tell her I want to live and die together with her and reunite in afterlife.

I would get out of this situation by living in a world she doesn't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 20:00:04 No.31287039 Report

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>>31286180
This is the hottest pic I've ever seen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 20:04:37 No.31287108 Report

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>>31286970
I want to have sex with Courtney in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation and take responsibility if she gets pregnant!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 20:04:56 No.31287111 Report

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>>31287034
You can't escape this situation, she tears open a portal to this dimension and drags you into her dimension

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 20:09:38 No.31287178 Report

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> tfw no cute magma girl to analyze you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 20:10:42 No.31287192 Report

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>>31287111
>she tears open a portal to this dimension and drags you into her dimension
I want to believe this will happen. I wish this would happen. But this fucking brain of mine is not letting me believe. It's laughing at me for just entertaining the idea of a Courtney, who is just a bunch of 1s and 0s created by some fat disgusting Japanese piece of shit, is real in some other dimension.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 20:19:34 No.31287305 Report

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>>31287108
>Courtney will never agree to marry you so she can analyze you forever
>she will never come to the conclusion of her hypothesis that you would be a good father and she a good mother
>she will never outright state to you on your wedding night that you're both a 100% match and meant to be together forever
>however, she will voice her concern about something she feels for you whenever she sees you or thinks about you, her body starts to feel warm
>she hopes it isn't anything defective about her
>you will never tell her that you feel the same way about her
>you will never tell her that it's "love"

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